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09-04-2003, 06:17 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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I love modern art. Part II.
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09-04-2003, 06:22 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And as an added bonus, at least somebody in the family would be getting some anal action.
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Nice one.
Of course, according to Augusten Burroughs, there is a percentage of the gay male community that does not engage in that stuff. Mouth/hands only, I guess. |
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09-04-2003, 06:23 PM
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#21633
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders.
These are their portraits.
Law & Order: Artistic Intent.
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I was kind of . . . intrigued that Lennie is pictured with a hot dog in at least a couple of the submissions. Perhaps it's just a cigar.
The one with Jack with some woman's head over him was just weird. It seemed kind of father/son/holy ghost or mary/jesus to me. Except she seemed southeast asian. |
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09-04-2003, 06:25 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Of course, according to Augusten Burroughs, there is a percentage of the gay male community that does not engage in that stuff. Mouth/hands only, I guess.
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According to the biography that I read, Oscar Wilde only engaged in intercrural sex. It only took me two years to learn what "intercrural" meant.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-04-2003, 06:29 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
Posts: 1,076
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And as an added bonus, at least somebody in the family would be getting some anal action.
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He's only five. I have plenty of time to get unsquicky about the ass-sex thing. Don't be getting me all upset.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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09-04-2003, 06:30 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It only took me two years to learn what "intercrural" meant.
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So, now you're going to make US wait that long, too?
(Damn, people, enough with these internally-unfinished posts.) |
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09-04-2003, 06:31 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And then when he's 14 and brings one of those little ho bags home to meet mommy and he asks you for some condoms since the first one broke and she hasn't had a period in 4 months so what does that mean?
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In that situation, you just want to be glad he's still asking you for advice.
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09-04-2003, 06:32 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
He's only five. I have plenty of time to get unsquicky about the ass-sex thing. Don't be getting me all upset.
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Comfort yourself with the idea that, if television can be believed, he'll drag YOU out for the school-clothes shopping trip, and do a better job at it than you could ever hope to do. |
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09-04-2003, 06:35 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Anythingthatmoves
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
According to the biography that I read, Oscar Wilde only engaged in intercrural sex. It only took me two years to learn what "intercrural" meant.
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Thanks, lizard king, for making me do a freakin' google search. As a result, I found the anythingthatmoves community (I think this means bisexual, but it could carry over to other species too, I guess). Here's an advice column that defines "intercrural sex" for everyone, along with having a little helpful (?) anal advice.
http://www.anythingthatmoves.com/ish20/wymnty.html
[no bad pictures, but as I said it seems to be a bisexual community webpage, so use discretion at work.] |
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09-04-2003, 06:35 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Football Funnies
Humorous wishlist for football -- if you don't like sports just pass this by instead of reading it and then asking me why in the hell I posted it here on the FB blah blah blah blah... because I find it funny and wanted to share, you party-pooper.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/column...rtnersite=espn
We want the sideline reporters to tell us, "Sorry, got nothing for you here. We never have anything for you. Now let's go back to the booth for the rest of eternity."
We want Mike Shanahan to relax his jaw before his face explodes and showers the field with bolts, springs and screws.
And finally, we want the Super Bowl pre-game show to go on pay-per-view, so we can miss it with an even clearer conscience.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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09-04-2003, 06:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
So, now you're going to make US wait that long, too?
(Damn, people, enough with these internally-unfinished posts.)
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I figured out that "crural" means "of or relating to the thigh or leg; specifically : FEMORAL <crural artery>"
but I'm still not sure what intercrural sex is. Mushing it between his own thighs in some weird kind of masturbation? Rubbing thighs with someone but not involving genitals? |
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09-04-2003, 06:37 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Comfort yourself with the idea that, if television can be believed, he'll drag YOU out for the school-clothes shopping trip, and do a better job at it than you could ever hope to do.
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I was just hoping he would redecorate for me -- I just don't seem to have the nack.
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When you say Budweiser you've said it all.
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09-04-2003, 06:38 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Anythingthatmoves
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I found the anythingthatmoves community (I think this means bisexual, but it could carry over to other species too, I guess).
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My old boyfriend has a whole community now? Damn! |
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09-04-2003, 06:41 PM
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Comfort yourself with the idea that, if television can be believed, he'll drag YOU out for the school-clothes shopping trip, and do a better job at it than you could ever hope to do.
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At least he'll never let you out of the house with a mohawk again.
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My nephew is a cop.
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09-04-2003, 06:42 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Anythingthatmoves
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thanks, lizard king, for making me do a freakin' google search.
http://www.anythingthatmoves.com/ish20/wymnty.html
[no bad pictures, but as I said it seems to be a bisexual community webpage, so use discretion at work.]
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Freaky. It was the only page I could understand from Google. The rest was all Gray's Anatomy.
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