Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Anttwat
Only 1 bag, cowboy?

Its double-wide.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Anttwat
Only 1 bag, cowboy?

He cut off the other one at the beginning of this year's Tour.
As a gesture of support for Lance.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Are you talking 365? Because I'm thinking there have to be a few days off in there. He has 3 kids you know.

They were all in vitro. (You know, testicular cancer and all).

Competitive cyclists are typically riding 5-6 days a week. They eat, ride, eat, and sleep.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Are you talking 365? Because I'm thinking there have to be a few days off in there. He has 3 kids you know.

I think that Lance probably averages 450 miles a week for a year.

Do I think he rides 365 days a year? No. He probably takes a dozen or so days completely off and then there are active rest days.

Notwithstanding any of that, I don't think the number of kids he has sired has any correlation to the amount of sex he is/was having (or his stamina during sex). His kids were conceived through artificial insemination from his sperm that was stored from before he had chemo. Is this not common knowledge?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by evenodds
They were all in vitro. (You know, testicular cancer and all).

Competitive cyclists are typically riding 5-6 days a week. They eat, ride, eat, and sleep.

Maybe the wife helped him with filling the cup. The ideal intimate sexual relationship.

Edited to add "sounds like they're having lots of sex between meals" which is stupid and punny but had to be said.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He cut off the other one at the beginning of this year's Tour.
As a gesture of support for Lance.

Nice try, but I beat ya to the punch. line.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Nice try, but I beat ya to the punch. line.

I was pissed about that. Especially because my answer is way better than your lame trailer analogy.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Maybe the wife helped him with filling the cup. The ideal intimate sexual relationship.

He made his sperm donation pre-chemo. They met immediately post-chemo. Otherwise, it could have been incredibly romantic.

Even(waiting for the OM to finish his ride)Odds

Edited to add from the OM: one of Lance's teammates rides 20,000 miles a year, so Lance rides easily that much if not more. This is not the guy you'd want to have as an SO, until after he retires.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I was pissed about that. Especially because my answer is way better than your lame trailer analogy.

Wrong. Go back and reread my post for content.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
The whole "Teen Shock Horror Disaster!" tone of the NYT article is based on the notion that these were "nice" middle-class kids looking slutty, and the kind of slutty they were describing is not Jerry Springer slutty.

Doesn't have to be. I tutor a girl in middle school and am pretty amazed at what 6th-8th grade girls wear to school. Lots of skin. Their mothers send them off with overshirts that are abandoned in lockers. No wonder the YMCA Teen Clinic woman hands out condoms by the handful like popcorn (although I continue to be perplexed that she dispenses Magnum XXL ones -- I thought they were for exceptionally well-endowed men -- how many boys in school need them?).

[Atticus Grinch]

Remember Jelly Belly jelly beans? A jar of which no less a personage than Ronald Reagan kept on his desk? Well, they haven't been resting on their laurels -- oh, no. They've been in product development for beans based on Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans from the Harry Potter books --- "every flavor" in this case being limited to Sardine, Black Pepper, Dirt, and Vomit.

This is not the interesting part. The interesting part is that the Vomit flavor isn't new. It's a rebranding of an ill-fated Parmesan Pizza flavor from several years ago. Who knew? The next time I TUIMMALB, I'll let you know if I get any sense of Parmesan Pizza.

Meanwhile, their most popular flavor is Buttered Popcorn. WTF?

[ias_39]

Originally posted by TH

Most Asian chicks who ... only date white guys tend to be ugly. Or at least uglier than the Asian girls who date Asian guys.

I've noticed that's often the case for Asian women that basically date white guys. I think it also goes for white women that basically date black guys. A fair amount of lesbians are fat and/or ugly too.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Remember Jelly Belly jelly beans? A jar of which no less a personage than Ronald Reagan kept on his desk?

Much like my fellow great American RWR, I too have a JellyBelly jellybean dispensing machine on my desk.

thanks to that article I now know my next theme, red, white and blue.

[ias_39]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Have you ever totally eaten too much crap off the conference room table and then felt like you would bill better if you had less schmeg in your stomach? I dont know if this would be appropriate or not.

It depends on your technique. If you only puke in bathroom sinks, inappropriate. If you're adept at yaking in a disposable container, have at it.

[leagleaze]

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