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11-20-2003, 01:38 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Your Daily Fix
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I saw that Who tour too. It was actually my first big stadium concert.
The guy sitting in front of me smoked a lot of something and threw up and passed out just as the opening act (which I think was Santana) finished up.
Yeah, I'm old too.
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Me too!! Me too!!! (I saw it in Philly -- Santana and The Clash were the opening acts -- I was in high school -- I am old.)
I remember it well, as it was one of the four (actually, I can only remember three, but I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt, and going with "there must be another, but I've forgotten it" theory) concerts I've actually been to.
Yes, I am super-cool, why do you ask?
Edited to correct glaring (and frankly, just appalling) punctuation error.
Last edited by dtb; 11-20-2003 at 01:48 PM..
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11-20-2003, 01:45 PM
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#2162
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Bull
It is on this 20th day of the month of November, in the year of our Lord 2003, that Slave Cardinal Forever has issued a Papal Decree in the name of our failing father Pope John Paul II as follows:
"The use of the word "Whiff" must cease and desist.
What was once an amusing carry-over Dan Patrick joke used by Justice Thurgreed Marshall has now devolved into a sick, festering, joyless and overused catchphrase that must be stopped for the greater good of mankind.
And before some crazy moderator with an itchy trigger finger gets onery.
Thus it is decreed. Amen"
-Cardinal Slave
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11-20-2003, 01:49 PM
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#2163
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bu-bye
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I did not know they still said "bu-bye" in the backwaters of the country. Guess its like the goatee craze in deep suburban Maryland. I woudlnt think we would need to add it to the garbage heap of shit that has had to go for five years, but apparently someone who I am not talking to directly did not get the memo. |
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11-20-2003, 01:52 PM
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#2164
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Affairs of the Sky
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I did not know they still said "bu-bye" in the backwaters of the country. Guess its like the goatee craze in deep suburban Maryland. I woudlnt think we would need to add it to the garbage heap of shit that has had to go for five years, but apparently someone who I am not talking to directly did not get the memo.
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Whiff.
Bu-bye.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-20-2003, 01:59 PM
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#2165
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bull
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It is on this 20th day of the month of November, in the year of our Lord 2003, that Slave Cardinal Forever has issued a Papal Decree in the name of our failing father Pope John Paul II as follows:
"The use of the word "Whiff" must cease and desist.
What was once an amusing carry-over Dan Patrick joke used by Justice Thurgreed Marshall has now devolved into a sick, festering, joyless and overused catchphrase that must be stopped for the greater good of mankind.
And before some crazy moderator with an itchy trigger finger gets onery.
Thus it is decreed. Amen"
-Cardinal Slave
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Everybody put your hands in the air as if there are no reprecussions...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-20-2003, 02:00 PM
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#2166
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Bull
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It is on this 20th day of the month of November, in the year of our Lord 2003, that Slave Cardinal Forever has issued a Papal Decree in the name of our failing father Pope John Paul II as follows:
"The use of the word "Whiff" must cease and desist.
What was once an amusing carry-over Dan Patrick joke used by Justice Thurgreed Marshall has now devolved into a sick, festering, joyless and overused catchphrase that must be stopped for the greater good of mankind.
And before some crazy moderator with an itchy trigger finger gets onery.
Thus it is decreed. Amen"
-Cardinal Slave
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You are correct, sir, but your avatar1 actually looks like an overdressed pumpkin. The association's probably due to your adopting it around Halloween. The JWB bottle, on the other hand, was very authoritative and masculine.
But maybe you're going for a Father Ralph deBricassart vibe.2
1. Glass house, I know.
2. dtb, I wrote a paper about this book in 10th grade. Not quite Princess Daisy, but close. |
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11-20-2003, 02:00 PM
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#2167
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'll post about my "first orgasm" experience because I find it so amusing now, looking back:
I had just turned 16. . . .
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Holy crap, I was jerking off at 10. |
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11-20-2003, 02:05 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Bull
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You are correct, sir, but your avatar1 actually looks like an overdressed pumpkin.
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Funny, I can't help but think Imperial (TM) Margerine.
Edited to add: I don't want to get in trouble with the TM Timmies
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-20-2003, 02:07 PM
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#2169
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Holy crap, I was jerking off at 10.
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One of my pledge brothers (nickname: Booger - we were so creative) experinced his first orgasm at 11. He was on a fitness kick at the time and was in his room doing situps when he noticed he had a hardon. So he smiled and started doing more situps until his Magic Moment. Afterwards, he would rush home from school to go to his room to do situps. His mom remarked about how she was proud that he was so dedicated to working out.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-20-2003, 02:09 PM
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#2170
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Thorns, Spoons, what's the difference
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Funny, I can't help but think Imperial Margarine.
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Or the real King of the kitchen:
See more cereal box characters here:
www.theimaginaryworld.com
Last edited by robustpuppy; 11-20-2003 at 02:18 PM..
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11-20-2003, 02:09 PM
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#2171
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Kids' sex
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
One of my pledge brothers (nickname: Booger - we were so creative) experinced his first orgasm at 11. He was on a fitness kick at the time and was in his room doing situps when he noticed he had a hardon. So he smiled and started doing more situps until his Magic Moment. Afterwards, he would rush home from school to go to his room to do situps. His mom remarked about how she was proud that he was so dedicated to working out.
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This explains Bayesdow's Fitness Made Simple (TM)
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-20-2003, 02:14 PM
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#2172
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Bull
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or the real King of the kitchen:
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Captain Kangaroo had his own cereal?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-20-2003, 02:17 PM
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#2173
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Bull
Since we're on breakfast foods, do you have any sausage links?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-20-2003, 02:19 PM
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#2174
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Bull
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
What was once an amusing carry-over Dan Patrick joke used by Justice Thurgreed Marshall has now devolved into a sick, festering, joyless and overused catchphrase that must be stopped for the greater good of mankind.
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And thus I give you the Sportscenter altar, where one can view ALL of the joyless and overused catchphrases:
http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phrases/
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-20-2003, 02:20 PM
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#2175
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Bull
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Since we're on breakfast foods, do you have any sausage links?
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Are you offering to cook? Because we could just send Paigow out for bagels. |
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