imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Wonk has some fancy-schmancy inherited watch, but he expects the rest of us to wear a Timex for the rest of our lives. Sheesh.

Wonk also has about 5 Hamiltons. He wears one of them almost daily. The Patek only comes out every few weeks and for special occasions, like when I'm meeting my imaginary friends or when I want to impress the more expensive hookers.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
He's just trying to save us from our new-money pretensions, dah-ling. A non-inherited watch can be so vulgar.

Not true. The right watch can impress. Needing a digital cause you never made it past the big hand-little hand stage is just, well, Ironweed.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I thought the Benton was rather similar. That's why I noted it in the link.

Although if you are going for something timeless, I'd spend a few thousand more and buy something that truly is timeless, like a Patek, Baume & Mercier, or a Zenith. A Tag is not likely to last 15 years. Any of the other watches I mentioned above will last for generations.

Why won't the Tag last 15 years?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Them's mighty nasty words, coming from a camel-fucking, cock-sucking denizen of the East Village's glory hole joints.

I think you forgot to add NTTAWWT.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why won't the Tag last 15 years?

Because they are not made well. They are made to look like they are made well.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by taxwonk


Baume & Mercier

I have a baume & mercier. It's allegedly authentic and I got it on the internet (I forget where) for $400. apparently it retails for $2000. It has lasted for a long time, so I don't think it's a fake. Plus, I can generally spot fakes, and this one does not look fake at all.

Don't pay full price for a watch! Just google the brand and see what comes up.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think you forgot to add NTTAWWT.

In Ironweed's case, there is something wrong with it. He tends to follow his "new friends" home and the protective orders are stacking up.

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
I notice every professional gal has boots that stop about an inch or two under the knee, in black leather, with a spikey kind of heel and pretty pointy toes. Worn with the waffle-weavish skirt that stops at the knee. My boots are more round in the front and the heels are less spikey/more chunky (though they're over 3 inches) b/c I really walk a lot. But tonight I suffered badly in the frigid temps walking 10 city blocks. Is there ANY fashionable dress boot that has no heel? I fondly remember my flat boots in the 80's (though they were all suede then) and how comfy there were. The problem for me is the downward thrust of the foot when the back is raised up b/c of the heel. Suggestions?

(Yes, I edited to add "thrust" to make the question more palatable.)

I must be up to about seven or eight pairs of black boots. Spikey suede ones, spikey stretcchleather ones, flat riding ones, and several outable pairs. but theses outables are incredibly comfy and incredibly gorgeous and incredibly unusual. so the answer is yes.

I am a lifetime black boot freak so I have been collecting for some time now. these boot newbers should be moving on shortly .

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
And that is most fitting for the most ridiculous concept ever. Tara Reid, playing sexy archaeologist?

What about Denise Richards playing a nucular physicist (or whatever) as a Bond girl?

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm not a huge fan, but I think Amstel is the only option.

Sam Adams Light is actually palatable, but not stylish.

Originally posted by evenodds
The daily services of a housekeeper and a personal chef.

Cushion cut diamond earrings.

A coat that makes me look and feel like a princess and costs as much as a new car.

Yes, bc you would get a lot of use from it in Texas.

RIght now I am coveting a reasonably priced $3500 pearl choker made of relatively large south sea pearls. I have visited it twice now and every time I try it on it makes me breathless.

I am a pretty cheap date. dont need a five digit watch and will be happy with burritos and beer to pick up the slack.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I must be up to about seven or eight pairs of black boots. Spikey suede ones, spikey stretcchleather ones, flat riding ones, and several outable pairs. but theses outables are incredibly comfy and incredibly gorgeous and incredibly unusual. so the answer is yes.

I am a lifetime black boot freak so I have been collecting for some time now. these boot newbers should be moving on shortly .

Oh shit. Honey, is that you?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Yes, bc you would get a lot of use from it in Texas.

RIght now I am coveting a reasonably priced $3500 pearl choker made of relatively large south sea pearls. I have visited it twice now and every time I try it on it makes me breathless.

You should try on a larger one.

TM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I would love you forever if you would just buy me a Porsche GT2.

Top track speed 198 mph
0-62 4.0 sec

Or, in the alternative, I will love you for the next few years for this Porsche GT3.

Top track speed 190 mph
0-60 4.3

Thanks.

When are you just going to admit to everyone that you're a guy?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Something with vanilla and raspberries. How would Stoli vanilla mixed with Chambord work? Could be bad, could be very very good.

are all the men attending this soiree gays?