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04-18-2005, 06:05 PM
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#2161
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck Lance. I'm sick of his face.
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Yeah. Fuck him and the bike he rode in on. |
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04-18-2005, 06:06 PM
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#2162
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah. Fuck him and the bike he rode in on.
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I hear he wears turtle necks.
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04-18-2005, 06:08 PM
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#2163
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
[A] search of ... a nearby stretch of river yielded no sign of anything amiss, authorities said Sunday.
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Nice euphemism.
"Waves? Check.
Ducks? Check.
Water quietly lapping in the reeds along the bank? Check.
Nothing amiss here."
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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04-18-2005, 06:09 PM
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#2164
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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the short version
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Seersucker yes, linen no? Explain please.
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No reason. I just don't like it. They cut it too loose. makes you look like you're wearing a pirate puffy shirt... or you're decorating someone's living room with your assistant, Bruce, and your muse, Lance.*
*Not Lance Armstrong. Think Hank Azaria in The Birdcage.
ETA - A lot of fat old men seem to fancy linen also.
ETA2 - Linen looks good on drunks and Peter O'Toole. Its also OK if you're the governor of a Carribean protectorate.
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04-18-2005, 06:09 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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the short version
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Let me remind people that I do (and am doing so right this very second, with a repp tie that some British veteran would likely get all pissy about me wearing, but if he did, I would tell him that we kicked John Bull's ass *twice* so that I can have the freedom to wear a tie from the King's Royal Fussilers or whatever regiment if I damn well wanna), because that's what makes the judges happy here.
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The royalties from that tie are helping to pay for the afternoon drinks for some retired Fusiliers, so feel good about wearing it.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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04-18-2005, 06:11 PM
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#2166
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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robustpuppy
Indeed he has. I feel bad about my uniball comment because I did not know, until I just googled, that his cancer had spread to his stomach, lungs, and brain, because he didn't seek attention when his symptoms first appeared, and even ignored the coughing-up-blood symptom for a while. Now it just feels wrong to mock Lance, even though he, those ubiquitious yellow bracelets, and the people who wear them are all rather annoying.
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HGH causes cancer in the strangest places.
See Jason Giambi |
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04-18-2005, 06:12 PM
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#2167
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Indeed he has. I feel bad about my uniball comment because I did not know, until I just googled, that his cancer had spread to his stomach, lungs, and brain, because he didn't seek attention when his symptoms first appeared, and even ignored the coughing-up-blood symptom for a while.
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Ehhh. Nothing that hard work, anabolic steroids, and EPO can't overcome.
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04-18-2005, 06:13 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck Lance. I'm sick of his face.
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Fucking him will make you no less sick of his face... unless you favor the reverse cowgirl. |
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04-18-2005, 06:14 PM
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#2169
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Sunday Night
So, will NFL on NBC suck as badly as the Notre Dame coverage?
And where will John Madden be in 2006?
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04-18-2005, 06:17 PM
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#2170
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Fucking him will make you no less sick of his face... unless you favor the reverse cowgirl.
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or doggie? Which is quite traditional for the sodomy, I believe.
otoh, reverse cowgirl does not seem like a very traditional position for the sodomy.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-18-2005, 06:19 PM
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#2171
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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the short version
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The royalties from that tie are helping to pay for the afternoon drinks for some retired Fusiliers, so feel good about wearing it.
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Aha! So that's how "fusiliers" is spelled! Thanks, Ty. |
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04-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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#2172
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Sunday Night
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So, will NFL on NBC suck as badly as the Notre Dame coverage?
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With Bob Costas involved, you can assume the worst. I remember when CBS took over from NBC however long ago that was. I did dances for joy.
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04-18-2005, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Sunday Night
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So, will NFL on NBC suck as badly as the Notre Dame coverage?
And where will John Madden be in 2006?
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Probably, yes.
Hopefully ESPN will hire actual talent to do play-by-play and color.
Rather than the fiasco called the Dennis Miller experiment. Who the hell thought that would be a good idea.
And can I just say for the 10 billionth time how much I hate this man?
Nobody, absolutely nobody makes me scream to "shut up" more than this man. And he can't even hear me. Who pays this guy? Why does he suck so hard? I guess all those years playing (or not playing) in Portland makes him a little biased.
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04-18-2005, 06:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Sunday Night
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Probably, yes.
Hopefully ESPN will hire actual talent to do play-by-play and color.
Rather than the fiasco called the Dennis Miller experiment. Who the hell thought that would be a good idea.
And can I just say for the 10 billionth time how much I hate this man?
Nobody, absolutely nobody makes me scream to "shut up" more than this man. And he can't even hear me. Who pays this guy? Why does he suck so hard?
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Who IS that man, and why does he have the peel from an albino orange in his mouth?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-18-2005, 06:28 PM
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#2175
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Sunday Night
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
And can I just say for the 10 billionth time how much I hate this man?
Nobody, absolutely nobody makes me scream to "shut up" more than this man. And he can't even hear me. Who pays this guy? Why does he suck so hard?
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He bears the most responsibility for why I don't watch the NBA anymore.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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