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The Daintiest Petunia · 10-16-2003, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. I'm Boris Yeltsin too at $128k (that translates to 0.8 of a ferrarri). Is anyone not Boris Yeltsin?

I LOVE these tests. I used to take them all the time as a lurker, but never had the guts to post my results. But now, here goes!!!!

Well, I'm not too happy with the results, I have to say. I am Chelsea Clinton!!! LOL!!!

$7824.96 .04 Ferraris down the old gullet!!! The test made fun of me for not drinking enough!! hahaha I guess I wasn't really counting college years, when I was known to have a few glasses of wine, although I did not drink for all of sophomore or junior year. That is kind of outable I guess, so if I went to college with any of y'all, HI! GO _________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

Atticus Grinch · 10-16-2003, 02:17 PM

If perchance you run into Roy Horn on the street in the next couple of days, do yourself a favor and don't ask, "Hey, where is that missing quarter of your skull?" At the moment, it's in a pouch in his abdomen, but he might be a little self conscious about it.

A word to the wise is sufficient.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-16-2003, 02:17 PM

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Anon. question about crazy woman.

Dear FBA:

Listen, you should at least sleep with her a couple times first, and then gently break up with her by saying that you really weren't impressed by her drive and ambition in the sack, and that you're looking for someone who knows what they want and how to get it. You might then end it with "Ta ta" or "Toodles" but that is entirely up to you.

Ever so sincerely,

Dr. Flinty

pony_trekker · 10-16-2003, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Anyone who thinks otherwise would probably not be wasting time here.

But keep in mind, I have yet to hit 60 posts. So, I am a tool.

Hank Chinaski · 10-16-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
"Hey, where is that missing quarter of your skull?" At the moment, it's in a pouch in his abdomen[/URL], but he might be a little self conscious about it.

A word to the wise is sufficient.

you know the smell test for arguments not to make in a brief? do you get the sense doctors don't have an equivalent? how do you recommend to the FIRST guy, we'll chop out your skull and store it in your abdomen for awhile? anyone who could sell that shit could really help saving some of these cases from summary judgement.

The Daintiest Petunia · 10-16-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
That's odd. I got Ozzy at $277,000 and 1.73 Ferraris

That is weird!!! I thought about this puzzler for a bit, though. I think it has to do with the fact that you are probably older than Not From Here (or one of you is lying about your age!!!!:shame: lol!!!). Thus, even though you have had more drinks, you are drinking at the same rate!! Make sense???

Shape Shifter · 10-16-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
But keep in mind, I have yet to hit 60 posts. So, I am a tool.

Magically, my post count went down one day. Do I get to relive those portions of my life or is the extra time just added on at the end? If so, you can keep it, unless there is something really good on tv at the time.

NotFromHere · 10-16-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by The Daintiest Petunia
Mindless drivel...

I guess I wasn't really counting college years, when I was known to have a few glasses of wine, although I did not drink for all of sophomore or junior year. That is kind of outable I guess, so if I went to college with any of y'all, HI! GO _________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha

Tulane? Let me guess, did you graduate in the top 44.8% of your class?

purse junkie · 10-16-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
She said it was vitally important to her that her significant other have ambition and be passionate about his career. She wants to be with a person who konws what he wants and goes after it. Ive heard this before from others. She said she thought that while I was an accomplished and smart guy, that she didnt get the sense that I was extremely passionate about working at my firm or that I had definite career goals in my mind that I had made a plan to go after. But she still wanted to spend time with me and wanted to know how I felt about her thoughts.

FAB, this woman's lost all perspective. If you're an artist or a writer or a physicist or extreme athlete or Supreme Court justice, 'passion' makes sense. But a simple good-schools-prestigious-firm lawyer? Is she insane? Why would anyone get "passionate" about some contract that no-one's going to give a shit about after the statute of limitations for suing over it has passed? Even some constitutional stuff can be fairly routine and be on and off one's desk pretty quickly. If she means that she wants you to throw it all away and become a penniless nomad seeking your true calling, that's one thing. If she wants you to dream joyously of trusts-and-estates, or would sincerely think a guy who honestly lives for the soul-satisfying thrill of transactional work is someone she could even stand being in the same room with for more than five minutes, she's an idiot.

Find someone who still likes you when the conference call's over, and count yourself better off.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-16-2003, 02:32 PM

Fugee, Bilmore, and PLF may actually welcome a visit from the Jehova's Witnesses. They might get a copy of the Watchtower from Prince.

I'd heard Prince was at least flirting with the JWs, but I had no idea he was going door to door. With Sly's former bass player, even.

spookyfish · 10-16-2003, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Is anyone not Boris Yeltsin?

You are rated: Homer Simpson

"Mmmm, Beer. The cause of - and the solution to - all of life's problems. But we know at heart you're just a family person. Not a bad effort, though."

Amount of Money Spent: $19,127.68

.11 Ferraris

This seems low. The test is biased toward those who go out and drink.

purse junkie · 10-16-2003, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fugee, Bilmore, and PLF may actually welcome a visit from the Jehova's Witnesses. They might get a copy of the Watchtower from Prince.

I'd heard Prince was at least flirting with the JWs, but I had no idea he was going door to door. With Sly's former bass player, even.

Does he realize that the JWs are going to put a bit of a damper on his 'I want to nail anything that moves' gig? Or is he just using this as a cover to scope out the chicks?

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 10-16-2003, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Magically, my post count went down one day. Do I get to relive those portions of my life or is the extra time just added on at the end?

I like you Shifter. If I didn't, I might say that we knocked you out, took away a quarter of your posts, and are debating whether to freeze them or store them up your ass for future use...

But I like you, so I wouldn't say that...

Shape Shifter · 10-16-2003, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fugee, Bilmore, and PLF may actually welcome a visit from the Jehova's Witnesses. They might get a copy of the Watchtower from Prince.

I'd heard Prince was at least flirting with the JWs, but I had no idea he was going door to door. With Sly's former bass player, even.

So much for "Pussy Control."

http://www.apologeticsindex.org/news1/an010528-10.html

(Prince swears off x-rated lyrics and cursing)

NotFromHere · 10-16-2003, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So much for "Pussy Control."

http://www.apologeticsindex.org/news1/an010528-10.html

(Prince swears off x-rated lyrics and cursing)

Prince, who is now a Jehovah's Witness, said that ''when you use those (curse) words, you call up all the anger, all the negatives times the word has been used before you bring it toward yourself. Why would you want that?''

I say fuck you Prince.

Of course, now that means I've probably brought on another round of anger from StickShifter, New Jersey, and/or Maine.