Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 146

Shape Shifter · 11-20-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you offering to cook? Because we could just send Paigow out for bagels.

And muffins?

11-20-2003, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are you offering to cook? Because we could just send Paigow out for bagels.

Are you calling me a bad tennis player? I dont get it. Its not a whiff if I admit Idont get it.

Shape Shifter · 11-20-2003, 02:28 PM

Where was she when I was in high school? (save the "in pre-school" replies - this is rhetorical)

Inspired by a high school assignment, Stephanie Haaser leaped onto a cafeteria table, shouted "End homophobia now!" and kissed classmate Katherine Pecore.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/11....ap/index.html

Edited to add: Holy shit. I just realized she probably wasn't born yet when I was in high school and that makes me feel old and pervy and yet still kinda turned on.

bold_n_brazen · 11-20-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Me too!! Me too!!! (I saw it in Philly -- Santana and The Clash were the opening acts -- I was in high school -- I am old.)

I remember it well, as it was one of the four (actually, I can only remember three, but I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt, and going with "there must be another, but I've forgotten it" theory) concerts I've actually been to.

Yes, I am super-cool, why do you ask?

Edited to correct glaring (and frankly, just appalling) punctuation error.

As I recall, The Hooters actually opened for the Clash who opened for Santana who opened for the Who.

I hearted the Hooters. Before they went nationwide. Back when they were just a Philly band.

robustpuppy · 11-20-2003, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you calling me a bad tennis player? I dont get it. Its not a whiff if I admit Idont get it.

No, it was an obligatory 3way allusion.

Bagel means bad tennis player?

spookyfish · 11-20-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Since we're on breakfast foods, do you have any sausage links?

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://www.sausagesource.com/

(Spree: A sausage link, obviously-- mmm processed pork product.)

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-20-2003, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And thus I give you the Sportscenter altar, where one can view ALL of the joyless and overused catchphrases:
http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phrases/

This confirms to me that Dan Patrick is the best. I don't consider any of these overplayed or annoying:

En fuego.
You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
The WHIIIIFFFF! (or The WHIIII... on check swings)
Gone.
He's listed as day to day, but, then again, aren't we all?
NOTHING but the bottom of the [net/cup]!
Good!
Chelios with the slapshot...that's a hockey term.
By the final OF...
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
We're going to oooooovertime.
Soft as church music.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
It's the Big Show...
Alongside my tag team partner [Keith Olbermann/Kenny Mayne], I'm merely Dan Patrick.
I'd like to see it again, please.
Do you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?
BRRRRRRNG!
Goodbye. Game over. Drive home safely.
Freeze it!
We've done all that we can do.
He visits the bird sanctuary.
Defense wins championships!
Now to the third quarter, because the highlights are better there.
HR dot com!
And now that we've met our contestants, let's play.
Cherokee! I already have a watch!
It's a cowhide joyride!
Gives him the high cheese.

I can't say the same for Stuart Scott's (who simply steals from whatever R&B or rap song was hot 3 years ago), Keith Olberman's or Linda Cohn's.

TM

Shape Shifter · 11-20-2003, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I can't say the same for Stuart Scott's (who simply steals from whatever R&B or rap song was hot 3 years ago), Keith Olberman's or Linda Cohn's.

TM

But Stuart Scott is cooler than . . . I guess I kinda see your point. Is his right eye fake? It never blinks and it is always open wider than his left eye. I never noticed this before he got his fashionable lesbian eyewear.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-20-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Dan Patrick being funny.

TM

I enjoyed Kilbourn's and some of Kenny Mayne's*.

Kilbourn should make a Penske-esque comeback on SportsCenter.

*e.g. "And with that you get eggroll"

11-20-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, it was an obligatory 3way allusion.

Bagel means bad tennis player?

A tennis player who gets a bagel wins no games. Ancient chinese proverb.

notcasesensitive · 11-20-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Since we're on breakfast foods, do you have any sausage links?

fuck you people with your food references. some of us are missing lunch. have some compassion.*

*this is not available on the FB, is it?

notcasesensitive · 11-20-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where was she when I was in high school? (save the "in pre-school" replies - this is rhetorical)

Inspired by a high school assignment, Stephanie Haaser leaped onto a cafeteria table, shouted "End homophobia now!" and kissed classmate Katherine Pecore.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/EDUCATION/11....ap/index.html

Edited to add: Holy shit. I just realized she probably wasn't born yet when I was in high school and that makes me feel old and pervy and yet still kinda turned on.

Hmm. That might just work if all homophobics around the world happened to be in her cafeteria at that moment. I wonder if they were.

notcasesensitive · 11-20-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This confirms to me that Dan Patrick is the best. I don't consider any of these overplayed or annoying:

En fuego.
You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
The WHIIIIFFFF! (or The WHIIII... on check swings)
Gone.
He's listed as day to day, but, then again, aren't we all?
NOTHING but the bottom of the [net/cup]!
Good!
Chelios with the slapshot...that's a hockey term.
By the final OF...
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
We're going to oooooovertime.
Soft as church music.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
It's the Big Show...
Alongside my tag team partner [Keith Olbermann/Kenny Mayne], I'm merely Dan Patrick.
I'd like to see it again, please.
Do you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?
BRRRRRRNG!
Goodbye. Game over. Drive home safely.
Freeze it!
We've done all that we can do.
He visits the bird sanctuary.
Defense wins championships!
Now to the third quarter, because the highlights are better there.
HR dot com!
And now that we've met our contestants, let's play.
Cherokee! I already have a watch!
It's a cowhide joyride!
Gives him the high cheese.

I can't say the same for Stuart Scott's (who simply steals from whatever R&B or rap song was hot 3 years ago), Keith Olberman's or Linda Cohn's.

TM

I like this one:

"He's listed as day to day, but, then again, aren't we all?"

Maybe Penske will pick it up and run with it.

ltl/fb · 11-20-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Wait. You banter with Slave all the time.

More to the point, she banters with raouaouaouauauaaaaaaal, misogynist extraordinaire. I'm sure he will post shortly that he loves women, their bodies are nicer to look at than men's are and blad de blah, they have so many great characteristics.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-20-2003, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
But Stuart Scott is cooler than . . . I guess I kinda see your point. Is his right eye fake? It never blinks and it is always open wider than his left eye. I never noticed this before he got his fashionable lesbian eyewear.

I've noticed it. It's quite disturbing. I think he thinks the big glasses draws attention away from his eye instead of to it. But his penchant for wearing tank tops in his commercials is more disturbing since he thinks he has a great build. Lots of mass. No definition. Not good.

But Linda Cohn is the worst. She wears those tight sweaters now and her body, although more fit than it used to be, will just never look good. That and her too-toothy smile and annoying voice, facial expressions and catch phrases puts her squarely at the top most-hated sports anchor slot.

While we're at it, why is it that no one knows what a nice suit is supposed to look like? The short lapels look is not good. On anyone. And pick a tie with a simple geometric design. Is that so hard? You don't need more than three colors going on at once, either. Jesus.

TM