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[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The resemblance is uncanny.

Montecore?

ETA: hmph.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Me too! I have been working on this for the last decade and a half. Unfortunately, the sum total of my fifteen years of hard work is the following:

"I was at the concert at First Avenue when I recognized the guy with one leg who was the winner of first Big Brother season. He was visiting the weird-haired chick from Big Brother who was from Minneapolis. They both seemed nice, although they confessed that the really bitchy other Big Brother woman from Minneapolis was, in fact, a real bitch."

Then what happened? Dish, dish!

I feel sorry for you living in flyoverland, when here in New York the glamour celebrity moments just come so thick and fast it's hard to keep up! Like that time Harvey Keitel told me to fuck off when he was eating brunch at Bubby's. Actually he didn't say it to me, but the person he said it to could have been me if I had crossed the street. Plus also I have met a guy who draws cartoons for the New Yorker, if you can believe it, but I was drunk and forgot his name and I don't see his stuff in the magazine anymore. I mean, how wild can you imagine it? That's how wild it gets here, baby.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
I am "creative", he is a should be six category twelve stepper.

So creative, in fact, this joke is lost on me (and judging by the IMs I just got, half the Board)

Did you mean, "he should be in 6 separate 12-step programs" - or is there some new shock therapy that all your junkie friends are doing these days?

If the former, you may a point. In fact, I just called up T.H.M.H.O.B.W.B.D.A.* for their next Group Session

Taking Home Miserable, Haggard Old Bats While Blind Drunk Anonymous

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm thinking Mike Myers

concur. also looks like david casssidy. which is funny bc I didnt think of this person as looking like those people.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
Then what happened? Dish, dish!

I feel sorry for you living in flyoverland, when here in New York the glamour celebrity moments just come so thick and fast it's hard to keep up! Like that time Harvey Keitel told me to fuck off when he was eating brunch at Bubby's. Actually he didn't say it to me, but the person he said it to could have been me if I had crossed the street. Plus also I have met a guy who draws cartoons for the New Yorker, if you can believe it, but I was drunk and forgot his name and I don't see his stuff in the magazine anymore. I mean, how wild can you imagine it? That's how wild it gets here, baby.

The other day, I saw William H. Macy. Near Macy's. The irony!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The resemblance is uncanny.
[pictures of Roy and Montecore!]

OK, some deductive reasoning:

1. Being compared to Roy and or Montecore is not complimentary in your book (this is a guess).

2. You are having a pissy-fest with Slave (not a guess).

3. You are saying that Slave looks like Roy, and that Montecore represents the sum total of all the fur Slave has shaved off himself over the years.

I never knew Slave was an albino. Is he like that guy in Powder?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, some deductive reasoning:

1. Being compared to Roy and or Montecore is not complimentary in your book (this is a guess).

2. You are having a pissy-fest with Slave (not a guess).

3. You are saying that Slave looks like Roy, and that Montecore represents the sum total of all the fur Slave has shaved off himself over the years.

I never knew Slave was an albino. Is he like that guy in Powder?

No, you took it a step too far. The cats have nothing to do with it. He just looks a lot like Ray Horn. I noticed this when NFH or whoever posted the pic of Horn the other day but decided to save it for National Slave Day but forgot. If Roy waxed his eyebrows and was part Asian, they would be twins.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The other day, I saw William H. Macy. Near Macy's. The irony!

You just have to have the last word, don't you? "Me, me, fabulous me and my fabulous celebrity friends!" There are other people in this world, you know -- people who've seen celebrities and want to talk about it sometimes without some self-absorbed drama queen butting in and trying to one-up their stories, which are actually pretty good and interesting if people would just take the time to understand.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, you took it a step too far. The cats have nothing to do with it. He just looks a lot like Ray Horn. I noticed this when NFH or whoever posted the pic of Horn the other day but decided to save it for National Slave Day but forgot. If Roy waxed his eyebrows and was part Asian, they would be twins.

I figured Montecore was not really relevant, but I liked my twist.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The other day, I saw William H. Macy. Near Macy's. The irony!

Speaking of irony, or not irony, I saw part of the thing where Oxygen followed Alanis around for like 8 hours or something one day recently. It was uber-dull but the person who was with me* seemed to enjoy it, so we watched autograph signings, behind-the-scenes interview segments and bad music videos for close to an hour.

She's on a big fuck-the-media-hypocricy thing post-Janet Boobgate apparently. So I'm not sure if allowing the media to follow her around in light of her stance was ironic or not.

*who shall remain nameless

[Gattigap]

Atticus,

No doubt socking is fun, but when visiting an online church, please try to avoid logging on as Satan and blaspheming from the pulpit, 'kay?

(I'm assuming this is you. I asked Penske and he vehementy denied it. As his counsel, I take him at his word.) The church, FWIW, is here.

Personally, I like the "smite" button feature. MR, want to see if you can add something like this?

Gattigap

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If the former, you may a point. In fact, I just called up T.H.M.H.O.B.W.B.D.A.* for their next Group Session

Taking Home Miserable, Haggard Old Bats While Blind Drunk Anonymous

You're going to fuck a whole bunch of paigows? Haven't you learned your lesson?

TM

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
No, you took it a step too far. The cats have nothing to do with it. He just looks a lot like Ray Horn. I noticed this when NFH or whoever posted the pic of Horn the other day but decided to save it for National Slave Day but forgot. If Roy waxed his eyebrows and was part Asian, they would be twins.

As amusing this may be, you also once thought a tall skinny latino guy in a bar was Derek Jeter, so we know how good your overall sense of perception is.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're going to fuck a whole bunch of paigows? Haven't you learned your lesson?

TM

He's an R. They're not too bright.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
David Cassidy?

You have now ruined my pre-teen fantasy of kissing David Cassidy.

As punishment, I will say moist because I know it is your least favorite word.