Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre - Page 146

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 06-21-2005, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Oh, it's a term of general use? We just thought your breakup might have harmed your self-esteem.

I just thought she had extra beefy roast beef.

Getting some mileage out of that one.

sunnybunny · 06-21-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Okay, I don't give up. Also, why was the time period constricted and how much time did you have? Curfew?

Oh, something came up and I couldn't meet up until late...so things got moved back and I'd been at work until 2 am the night before so I was exhausted and had an early client call this morning...so I really wanted to be in bed asleep by 1, however, I was kicking myself as I was heading home. He was almost too hot though...

Pretty Little Flower · 06-21-2005, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you own a lot of stock in Whiff Incorporated?

TM

Acceptable ways of saying "Whiff":

1. Whiff!
2. You, sir, are the Mayor of Whiffville.
3. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. But we have some lovely parting whiffs for you.
4. I think when you posted, you failed to realize that the poster to whom you replied was not being serious or literal about the substantive content of his or her post, and by treating the post seriously, you have made yourself to appear the fool.
5. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed whiffer is King.
6. This whiff sent such a shiver of ecstacy though my testicles, that the merest whisper will send my love anaconda into a violent explosion of semen, ejaculatory fluid, semi-coagulated blood, and sexually transmitted disease-related puss.

greatwhitenorthchick · 06-21-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Oh, something came up and I couldn't meet up until late...so things got moved back and I'd been at work until 2 am the night before so I was exhausted and had an early client call this morning...so I really wanted to be in bed asleep by 1, however, I was kicking myself as I was heading home. He was almost too hot though...

so nothing happened.

Shape Shifter · 06-21-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
so nothing happened.

The skirt thing is still pretty hot. I give the story a B-.

andViolins · 06-21-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
so nothing happened.

not entirely true. i'm betting that she made the conference call.

aV

ltl/fb · 06-21-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
so nothing happened.

How is nothing impressive? I guess she did qualify it as "impressive for [her]."

sebastian_dangerfield · 06-21-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Oh, something came up and I couldn't meet up until late...so things got moved back and I'd been at work until 2 am the night before so I was exhausted and had an early client call this morning...so I really wanted to be in bed asleep by 1, however, I was kicking myself as I was heading home. He was almost too hot though...

How can anyone be too hot? That seems unpossible. I have never heard the following:

"So how'd it go? D'you have sex?"

"Well, no. We fucked around a bit, but I'm kinda concerned."

"Why?"

"Well, the thing is... she's too hot. I mean, she is REALLY fucking attractive. Smoking hot."

That conversation does not exist on the male side of reality, and I have never heard a chick say anything like that. I think you're nuts or full of shit.

Oh, and what DID you actually do? Suck, fuck, tickle, shackle, grab, dry hump, finger, nibble, bite, swallow... ante up.

sunnybunny · 06-21-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
so nothing happened.

Well, not like your first dates, but you're a pro and I'm an ammy...there's a different scoring system here.

ltl/fb · 06-21-2005, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, not like your first dates, but you're a pro and I'm an ammy...there's a different scoring system here.

If only you were here, I would vomit on you. Fucking spit it out, s(tupid)b(itch).

sunnybunny · 06-21-2005, 12:59 PM

So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?

Shape Shifter · 06-21-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, not like your first dates, but you're a pro and I'm an ammy...there's a different scoring system here.

Then why go commando with the semi-see-through skirt? I thought you said you were ready for sex.

Replaced_Texan · 06-21-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is nothing impressive? I guess she did qualify it as "impressive for [her]."

I bet she flipped the skirt.

greatwhitenorthchick · 06-21-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, not like your first dates, but you're a pro and I'm an ammy...there's a different scoring system here.

Interesting. I could kick your virginal ass though if you ever said shit like that to my face, bitch.

Not Bob · 06-21-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?

Keep one and give the rest back to him. Or to his family.