Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 147

mmm3587 · 11-20-2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That's it,pal. You are off the crush list. You topple off of it and land on your very own sword. RP was sublime and I am mainly sure I am mostly corrent that much of the board would agree that I am mostly correct on that one. It's a foul truth she speaks, but that is where humor comes from. And that dog isnt forlorn, he is robust.

Confidential to PP in DC:

Yes, let's keep it a secret!

P.S. We are out of X again. Could you please stop on your way over and pick some up?

taxwonk · 11-20-2003, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Watching a lot of Lifetime on the roomie's TV, are you?

Tell it, girlfriend.

Tax(peace out)wonk

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-20-2003, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I enjoyed Kilbourn's and some of Kenny Mayne's*.

Kilbourn should make a Penske-esque comeback on SportsCenter.

*e.g. "And with that you get eggroll"

Both were good. But I can't even look at Kilbourn anymore without TUIMMALB. When he was on Sportscenter and The Daily Show, I used to think that his fratboy-aren't-I-so-cute-I-love-myself bit was a big joke on himself. After watching his show, it is apparent it is not.

TM

Not Bob · 11-20-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Both were good. But I can't even look at Kilbourn anymore without TUIMMALB. When he was on Sportscenter and The Daily Show, I used to think that his fratboy-aren't-I-so-cute-I-love-myself bit was a big joke on himself. After watching his show, it is apparent it is not.

TM

Word. The guy who replaced him in the smarmy frat-boy slot on SC is much better.*

And apropos of former SportsCenter anchors, I like the commercials for Rich Eisen's new gig on the NFL Network (does one need a dish to see the show?) -- especially the one with the scene of him at the judge's table watching a try-out for Raider cheerleaders while "Please Mister Fantasy" plays in the background. The look on his face is priceless.

*That was a joke -- hahahaha! The new guys are *all* smarmy frat-boys!

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-20-2003, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Kenny Mayne.

I like Kenny Mayne. I don't really care what comes out of his mouth. I like the way he talks. I know it's over the top but it doesn't bug me. More Kenny!

I didn't see yesterday's South Park, but the image from last week of Cartman doing his Casa Bonita dance keeps popping up in my head. It's almost like I picture it on someone's face when they are talking to me. Not really good to start giggling for no reason when someone is talking to you.

evenodds · 11-20-2003, 03:13 PM

Kenny Mayne is still my all-time favorite. DP gets a nod for being early and sustaining the funny, but here is a selection from Mr. Mayne:

Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!
I am amused by the simplicity of this game.
Take a seat. More beer for me.
I'm not sure what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken.
Take me to your leaders!
That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh!
Only Barnes and Noble lets someone stand around longer doing nothing.
We're gonna show it again, cause we have editing equipment.
I am the most popular player in all the land!
But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets.
Not all on one play. That'd be a record or something.
They're so cute at this age.
My power is beyond your understanding!
This land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel!
Still plenty of good seats available...if you're just drivin' around.
Everyone put your hands up, way up in the air, and wave them as if there are no reprecussions.
Rod Beck, where it's at.
It's just another case of The Man keeping us down.
Portions of this game were taped for training purposes...
Hey, we're all mammals here.
Later on the car was torn apart by wild dogs.
Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know.
He makes the restaurant-quality play.
[Football player] has decided to tackle people on behalf of the [NFL team]. Terms of the contract are not disclosed, but we believe it has something to do with money.
My car costs more than your house!
Behold the power of cheese.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 11-20-2003, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I didn't see yesterday's South Park, but the image from last week of Cartman doing his Casa Bonita dance keeps popping up in my head. It's almost like I picture it on someone's face when they are talking to me. Not really good to start giggling for no reason when someone is talking to you.

The Casa Bonita episode was the first I had seen in a couple of years, after drifting away from the show after it had gotten a little too bizarre (and unfunny). Hilarious. Gonna have to start watching again.

Favorite part was when Butters was rebuilding civilization at the dump, builds a building, and says he's not sure what to put in it... "maybe a PF Chang's or a Bennigan's".

Gattigap · 11-20-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But his penchant for wearing tank tops in his commercials is more disturbing since he thinks he has a great build. Lots of mass. No definition. Not good.

True. I idly thought that was part of the joke, though -- together with taunting the others in the gym, calling them "Tiny."

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 11-20-2003, 03:20 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Musi...eut/index.html

George Harrison (solo) (John & Paul already in solo. Don't hold your breath, Ringo)
Prince
ZZ Top (yes!!)
Traffic
Jackson Browne (iffy)
the Dells
Bob Seger (despite those Chevy commercials)

Hard to argue with most of that list, even though I have a problem with the way the Hall goes about the nomination process. Artists become eligible for induction 25 years after their first recording...

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-20-2003, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
True. I idly thought that was part of the joke, though -- together with taunting the others in the gym, calling them "Tiny."

That's just one of the commercials where he's showing off his arms or build. And damn if it doesn't have one funny moment.

TM

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 11-20-2003, 03:31 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Musi...eut/index.html

Wu-Tang Clan is reuniting for a "final" tour next year...

Penske_Account · 11-20-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Stop with the puffery. Saying, "I get a picture of Webster when I think about what you look like"

Webster?!? Really?? I always pictured Al Roker. With less style. And green contact lenses.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-20-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Webster?!? Really?? I always pictured Al Roker. With less style. And green contact lenses.

Don't project your desires on me, fat boy.

TM

Penske_Account · 11-20-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

"pilieonish "

I officially give you credit for inventing this word.

11-20-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Kenny Mayne is still my all-time favorite. DP gets a nod for being early and sustaining the funny, but here is a selection from Mr. Mayne:

Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!
I am amused by the simplicity of this game.
Take a seat. More beer for me.
I'm not sure what the pitch is, but it tastes like chicken.
Take me to your leaders!
That must be a Homer, Simpson, cuz the pitcher just said D'oh!
Only Barnes and Noble lets someone stand around longer doing nothing.
We're gonna show it again, cause we have editing equipment.
I am the most popular player in all the land!
But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets.
Not all on one play. That'd be a record or something.
They're so cute at this age.
My power is beyond your understanding!
This land is mine for as far as the ball shall travel!
Still plenty of good seats available...if you're just drivin' around.
Everyone put your hands up, way up in the air, and wave them as if there are no reprecussions.
Rod Beck, where it's at.
It's just another case of The Man keeping us down.
Portions of this game were taped for training purposes...
Hey, we're all mammals here.
Later on the car was torn apart by wild dogs.
Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know.
He makes the restaurant-quality play.
[Football player] has decided to tackle people on behalf of the [NFL team]. Terms of the contract are not disclosed, but we believe it has something to do with money.
My car costs more than your house!
Behold the power of cheese.

Not to get all annoyingly female posting on sports (Hi, I am Mary, wanna go upstairs and watch Sportscenter? ), but I invented loving Kenny Mayne. I put him on my LL like in 2000. And his alltime best thing ever is "boop, boop boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop" when talking over a long Agassi rally. I thought he was off SC bc of that two minute drill?