imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Bond is it's own special category. Bond films are steeped in the ridiculous. Like Looney Tunes, that's a big part of their appeal.

You could say the same for any movie that casts Tara Reid.

TM

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah, but how big is your penis?

8.5" (aroused)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
8.5" (aroused)

Yeah, but how manly is your drink?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I hate to tel lyou this, but the pool boy sucks in bed. Go with the manager of the bar.

You don't know my pool boy. But I'll give the bar manager a try. Thanks for the tip.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Because they are not made well. They are made to look like they are made well.

I think most tag owners would mainly agree that you mostly are talking out of your ass.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Women can like cars. Women do like cars. And plenty of women like to drive fast. Fast. Trust me.

Yeah, but how big is your penis?

[Mr. Man]

I am attempting to resurface from my long absence from posting for reasons of (i) investigating corporate scandals, (ii) moving ever closer to edge of the world, (iii) dodging mud and trains, and (iv) being forced to study and memorize the intricacies of crap I don't need or want to know (i.e., any relating to litigation). I note that I have not been missed and that my PM box stands empty after an extended period.

Just thought you might like to know. I can feel my FBer-drink-buying wallet wilt, nevermore to grace the night*.

*That last bit is a Neil Peart quote apparently occupying the brain location where the Rule Against Perpetuities is supposed to be.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah, but how manly is your drink?

With a dick that big, I drink whateverthefuck I want.

Apropos of something (hi PLF!), today actually is a BDD.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What about Denise Richards playing a nucular physicist (or whatever) as a Bond girl?

TM

ReCOCKulous. But then she has better fake TITS! than Reid, so I give her a pass.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
ReCOCKulous. But then she has better fake TITS! than Reid, so I give her a pass.

Hello. My name is Denise Richards and I invented DSLs.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=denise+richards/v=2/SID=e/TID=I012_76/l=IVS/SIG=12hn72jn9/EXP=1107029843/*-http%3A//www.black-book.demon.co.uk/other/Denise%20Richards.jpg[/IMG]

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I actually think Christian Slater appears more ridiculous in the pic I posted than the skanky archaeologist.

He does, but at least he can act. Sometimes. Tara Reid, OTOH, probably can't even pronounce archaeologist.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by taxwonk
He does, but at least he can act. Sometimes. Tara Reid, OTOH, probably can't even pronounce archaeologist.

When can he act? And I mean, when can he act like anything other than a young Jack Nicholson?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I am attempting to resurface from my long absence from posting for reasons of (i) investigating corporate scandals, (ii) moving ever closer to edge of the world, (iii) dodging mud and trains, and (iv) being forced to study and memorize the intricacies of crap I don't need or want to know (i.e., any relating to litigation). I note that I have not been missed and that my PM box stands empty after an extended period.

Just thought you might like to know. I can feel my FBer-drink-buying wallet wilt, nevermore to grace the night*.

*That last bit is a Neil Peart quote apparently occupying the brain location where the Rule Against Perpetuities is supposed to be.

Welcome back. How big is your penis?

Anyone in NY want to do drinks in Sunday night? My dance card for the rest of the week has been filled.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hello. My name is Denise Richards and I invented DSLs.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=denise+richards/v=2/SID=e/TID=I012_76/l=IVS/SIG=12hn72jn9/EXP=1107029843/*-http%3A//www.black-book.demon.co.uk/other/Denise%20Richards.jpg[/IMG]

We can agree that she was definitely a Heidi Fleiss girl who became Charlie's favorite, right? Does anyone doubt this?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ironweed
He's awake! What, did the midget piss in your Bombay Sapphire with Lillet (in a 10:3 ratio) again? And WTTW, those aren't "olives" in the ice bucket.

Like I'd eat or drink anything that didn't come in a sealed container when you're around.