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06-21-2005, 01:04 PM
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#2191
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Interesting. I could kick your virginal ass though if you ever said shit like that to my face, bitch.
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How vulgar.
Oh, and go see "Cinderella Man." Great boxing movie. |
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06-21-2005, 01:04 PM
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?
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I'd move if I were you. Your ex is a serial killer in the making.
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06-21-2005, 01:06 PM
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?
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Rent a booth and sell them, along with pokers, roach clips, papers, incense, homemade organic soap, and tie-died clothing at the next festival-type event.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 01:06 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by Not Bob
How vulgar.
Oh, and go see "Cinderella Man." Great boxing movie.
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I saw it. The boxing was good, but it kind of dragged a little, didn't you think? |
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06-21-2005, 01:07 PM
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#2195
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Interesting. I could kick your virginal ass though if you ever said shit like that to my face, bitch.
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Amazing. Wikipedia lists the cock tease as extinct since Led Zeppelin III.
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06-21-2005, 01:07 PM
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd move if I were you. Your ex is a serial killer in the making.
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Takes one to know one. Saw up any more "trees" last night?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 01:08 PM
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Rent a booth and sell them, along with pokers, roach clips, papers, incense, homemade organic soap, and tie-died clothing at the next festival-type event.
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Call them Phearts and sell them at the next Trey show.
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06-21-2005, 01:08 PM
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I saw it. The boxing was good, but it kind of dragged a little, didn't you think?
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A bit, I guess (it was a 2.5 hour movie), but I am a sucker for redemption movies. |
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06-21-2005, 01:13 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What Would a Fashionista Do?
I missed this discussion but the author was not defending that comment -- he was saying that it happens. |
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06-21-2005, 01:17 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
He was almost too hot though...
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Bullshit. |
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06-21-2005, 01:20 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How is nothing impressive? I guess she did qualify it as "impressive for [her]."
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He didn't get a fake emergency call and ditch her. |
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06-21-2005, 01:22 PM
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#2202
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?
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He collects lunchboxes, and he carves wooden hearts?
Let me guess -- He dumped you because the relationship did not leave him enough time to play Dungeons & Dragons. |
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06-21-2005, 01:24 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How can anyone be too hot? That seems unpossible. I have never heard the following:
"So how'd it go? D'you have sex?"
"Well, no. We fucked around a bit, but I'm kinda concerned."
"Why?"
"Well, the thing is... she's too hot. I mean, she is REALLY fucking attractive. Smoking hot."
That conversation does not exist on the male side of reality, and I have never heard a chick say anything like that. I think you're nuts or full of shit.
Oh, and what DID you actually do? Suck, fuck, tickle, shackle, grab, dry hump, finger, nibble, bite, swallow... ante up.
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Once or twice, I have wondered what the fuck some hot guy was doing with me, but the moment was fleeting and then I continued to take advantage of his lack of taste.
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06-21-2005, 01:40 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Rent a booth and sell them, along with pokers, roach clips, papers, incense, homemade organic soap, and tie-died clothing at the next festival-type event.
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Or send them to me. I'm about 2 late-nights-working away from opening my stall of knick-knacks for sale on Venice beach. Just working on lining up my pot supplier for the back-of-the-stall transactions that are sure to keep the booth profitable.
[hyphens courtesy of ncs; I'm trying to get gwnc to have sex with me] |
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06-21-2005, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Call them Phearts and sell them at the next Trey show.
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Is that pronounced "farts" or "p-hearts?" Because if she said she was selling farts...well you know. |
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