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11-29-2006, 06:50 PM
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#2191
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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for Coltrane
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think I've been a little harsh on young Coltrane lately and so, to make up for it, I offer him the opportunity to bid on Gob's used Segway.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ARRESTED-DEVELOP...QQcmdZViewItem
Happy Festivus!
eta: whoops, the auction has already ended. Oh well, that is in keeping with the festivus spirit, isn't it.
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I liked his name embroidered on the front pouch.
ETA: If Coltrane ever wants to change his avatar, I suggest this:
from this shirt.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-29-2006 at 06:53 PM..
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11-29-2006, 06:51 PM
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#2192
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Um... ahem.
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
rabies shots to be safe probably.
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You can be damn sure it didn't involve learning math.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-29-2006, 06:52 PM
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#2193
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Wine.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
How do you know how long it had been open?
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By the subtle sharpening of the tannins. |
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11-29-2006, 06:53 PM
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#2194
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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for Coltrane
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think I've been a little harsh on young Coltrane lately and so, to make up for it, I offer him the opportunity to bid on Gob's used Segway.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ARRESTED-DEVELOP...QQcmdZViewItem
Happy Festivus!
eta: whoops, the auction has already ended. Oh well, that is in keeping with the festivus spirit, isn't it.
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You have? I must have been too self-absorbed to notice.
Or maybe I like it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-29-2006, 06:58 PM
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#2195
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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for Coltrane
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You have? I must have been too self-absorbed to notice.
Or maybe I like it.
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Yesterday I made you cry. |
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11-29-2006, 07:00 PM
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#2196
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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I do what some can't 'cause I is who they ain't.
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Originally posted by ironweed
There is nothing I hate so much as false humility.
And since it is the season for such things again, let me share with you something that reminds us all of the lofty goals we once shared as young, eager GAs -- namely, to wring more cash out of the GPs and sow confusion in their ranks.
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Jury's Still Out on Wall Street Law Bonuses
Associates at Big New York Firms,
Which Act in Lockstep, May Frown
At Verdict After Jump in Base Pay
By NATHAN KOPPEL
November 29, 2006; Page C1
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At Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP, associates' bonuses aren't tied directly to the firm's profitability, nor do they depend on the number of hours billed. "Bonuses are for people performing satisfactorily or better," says Gary Horowitz, a member of the firm's executive committee. "In corporate America, bonuses are more carefully calibrated to performance."
Big New York law offices tend to take a one-size-fits-all approach to bonuses for associates, because they worry that if they fail to match market leaders, they will be branded as miserly and scare away prized law-school recruits.
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Yeah, I see it now. A real high octane city.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-29-2006, 07:01 PM
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#2197
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,480
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for Coltrane, again
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greatwhitenorthchick
... I offer him the opportunity to bid on Gob's used Segway.
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Isn't is GOB? I thought it was supposed to be an acronym of his first initials. |
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11-29-2006, 07:01 PM
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#2198
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Um... ahem.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, it seems unlikely to me that his hand tasted like bacon if you didn't try it again. Did he smell fishy?
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Holy shit, that could be the root of my aversion to fish, if it did taste fishy. |
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11-29-2006, 07:01 PM
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#2199
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Please read
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Fuck if I know. But I sent out an apb. I'll see what I get back.
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Update: The law student doesn't know what it means either.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-29-2006, 07:04 PM
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I do what some can't 'cause I is who they ain't.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah, I see it now. A real high octane city.
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"In corporate America, bonuses are more carefully calibrated to performance."
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11-29-2006, 07:04 PM
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#2201
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Um... ahem.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You can be damn sure it didn't involve learning math.
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What? |
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11-29-2006, 07:14 PM
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#2202
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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I do what some can't 'cause I is who they ain't.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yeah, I see it now. A real high octane city.
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Why the hate? I don't hate on your Texas stories.
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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11-29-2006, 07:14 PM
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#2203
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Britney and Paris
Is Paris:
(a) trying to drag Britney down by pretending to be her friend and encouraging her to do these stupid things?
(b) actually being a nice supportive friend?
(c) neither, just mindless/bored?
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11-29-2006, 07:17 PM
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#2204
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Britney and Paris
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is Paris:
(a) trying to drag Britney down by pretending to be her friend and encouraging her to do these stupid things?
(b) actually being a nice supportive friend?
(c) neither, just mindless/bored?
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d) none of the above they want to maximize publicity
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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11-29-2006, 07:19 PM
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#2205
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,997
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Britney and Paris
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is Paris:
(a) trying to drag Britney down by pretending to be her friend and encouraging her to do these stupid things?
(b) actually being a nice supportive friend?
(c) neither, just mindless/bored?
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(d) Milking Brit for the free (additional) publicity. |
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