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09-09-2003, 03:32 PM
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Puck You
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Surrounded by idiots and assholes.
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Interesting comment on benefits article
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Check boating supply places.
Where I come from there is a shallow section of a major river -- it's maybe a half mile shore to shore and no more than two feet deep for most of it. Everybody takes their little power boats, motors out onto this shoal, drops the cooler and a bunch of lawn chairs into the water, puts the boat's television out the back, and just hangs. You've got to really adjust the contrast and brightness alot, or it's impossible to see anything.
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Thank you to everyone for your suggestions. Perhaps we can have Breasticle Day III live at my house if I can get the TV thingy taken care of. The pool is surrounded by woods on three sides and the house/retaining wall on the other so there is no danger of interlopers/freeloaders viewing your nekkidness. I will, of course, spend the day blindfolded.
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09-09-2003, 03:33 PM
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#22127
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old glory
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
So, where do you all think this cousin is coming from?
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I can't see the flag as offensive in the context you describe - it seems like a pretty generic thing to add to a webpage. Daddy needs to calm down and save his wrath for more important battles. Same advice goes for Wham-O.
-TL
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09-09-2003, 03:40 PM
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#22128
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Vegans, Leather and FLO$ Spoiler
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
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This is Thurgreed's favorite emoticon.
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09-09-2003, 03:43 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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Vegans, Leather and FLO$ Spoiler
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Originally posted by TexLex
My cats have never had a problem with milk, and so despite the rumor of lactose intolerance, I continue to give them it (in small quantities, of course). They also eat fruit, crackers, green peas, chips, potato in any form, lint, and bits of (fake) Christmas tree that shed onto the floor. They will not touch chocolate, which is good, because it can kill them as well.
-T(had scrambled eggs and a big glass of milk for breakfast - yum.)L
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Good points. Cats actually are intolerant of soy products, not milk. Just in case anyone is wondering. My cat loves to eat cheese, flowers, lizards, flies and house guests (or at least attempts to). Absolutely hates oranges and bananas -- runs like they are Freddie Krueger. Go figure.
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09-09-2003, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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old glory
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Flag anger stuff
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That seems weird. Does your father have an aversion to the American flag or does he think bro is making a statement about Iraq? That said, if bro lives in a suburb, remember that the burbs are full of military bases. Perhaps his friends are military (most of Tacoma, Everett, Bremerton is military) and he's just trying to show solidarity. But it seems to me that just a flag with no "insert your political statement here" phrase is just a picture of a flag. Tell dad to get over it or move to Mexico.
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09-09-2003, 03:45 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Actual humor from a David Spade movie
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Originally posted by andViolins
Slip 'N Slide makers sue 'Dickie Roberts'Wham-O also claims the scene violates the product's safety guidelines, which limit the use of Slip 'N Slide to children between the ages of 5 and 12 weighing less than 110 pounds and under 5 feet tall.
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Except for the recommended age range, how exactly is this a problem for Spade?
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09-09-2003, 03:47 PM
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Today's Bilmore of the Day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That sounds like an interesting kind of morning sickness.
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09-09-2003, 03:50 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Interesting comment on benefits article
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Perhaps we can have Breasticle Day III live at my house if I can get the TV thingy taken care of.
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That would lead to Orgy Day II.
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09-09-2003, 03:50 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 301
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Craving poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Anyhow, I thought it was an interesting thing to get a craving for (and actually rather healthy too), and I figured it could be a good poll. What's the most interesting thing you've seen pregnant women crave?
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I always found it interesting that heterosexual pregnant women generally crave dick at some point.
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09-09-2003, 03:51 PM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Craving poll
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Originally posted by lookingformarket
I always found it interesting that heterosexual pregnant women generally crave dick at some point.
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Is that like having the hair of the dog that bit you or what?
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09-09-2003, 03:52 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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old glory
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
One of my cousins (in the other faction) has decided to work up a family website, which is cool. At the top of the home page, he's inserted a graphic of a flapping American flag.
My father is bent out of shape about this. He sees it as an attempt by my cousin to make a political point.
So, where do you all think this cousin is coming from?
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I'm not sure where your father is coming from. Why does he find the American flag offensive? Is part of the lefty-east faction Canadian, and therefore feel offended and left out?
I hate to admit that this story makes your father comes off as one of those east-coast lefty types who give other east-coast lefties a bad name by insisting that even the mildest and most neutral forms of patriotism or vague pride in America or American "values" (however defined) are really just mindless advocacy of evil capitalist global geopolitical hegomony. I am sort of surprised, I didn't really think those people existed outside of Bill O'Reilly's rants. I might have been wrong.
If your da insists that the flag must have specific political content beyond "gee, we think America is pretty nifty and sure are glad to be here", he might do better to take the flag as a sign that the Red-faction cousin has come around to his way of thinking, and the flag is the cousin's way of advertising his belief in whatever great American values your father has been trying to get those barbarians to embrace all along, like freedom, tolerance, protection of the weak, equal justice under the law, progressive political discourse, etc. etc.
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09-09-2003, 03:52 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Today's Bilmore of the Day
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That sounds like an interesting kind of morning sickness.
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That would explain why I thought it was spit-out-your-coffee-on-your-keyboard stuff.
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09-09-2003, 03:53 PM
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
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old glory
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That seems weird. Does your father have an aversion to the American flag or does he think bro is making a statement about Iraq? That said, if bro lives in a suburb, remember that the burbs are full of military bases. Perhaps his friends are military (most of Tacoma, Everett, Bremerton is military) and he's just trying to show solidarity. But it seems to me that just a flag with no "insert your political statement here" phrase is just a picture of a flag. Tell dad to get over it or move to Mexico.
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Well, I would feel a little odd about having a waving American flag atop the family website, just because it seems like such a non sequitur. At least it would in my family, in which I am the only lefty member. Does your family have members in the military? Own a flag business? Descend from Betsy Ross? In those cases I can see how it would make sense.
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09-09-2003, 03:54 PM
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#22139
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Interesting comment on benefits article
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Originally posted by evenodds
That would lead to Orgy Day II.
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I'll ask the obvious question -- when and where was I*?
*Double meaning intended.
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09-09-2003, 04:04 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Vegans, Leather and FLO$ Spoiler
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Cats actually are intolerant of soy products, not milk. Just in case anyone is wondering. My cat loves to eat cheese, flowers, lizards, flies and house guests (or at least attempts to).
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This explains a lot.
CatOdds loves sour cream, yogurt, and to a lesser extent milk, but she cannot stand the other food in the house which is mostly soy based.
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