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11-03-2005, 04:13 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
I just ran out to do some errands and two brothers told me i was looking mighty fine. Usually they yell something about my scrawny ass. Of course the guy who told barely and me as we were walking down the street that we had tiny boobies was a total cracker, if I remember correctly. Sigh.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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11-03-2005, 04:31 PM
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#2207
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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i'm such a fucking geek
I picture an army of genetically-modified evil killer trees sometime in the not-so-distant future. . .
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-03-2005, 04:31 PM
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#2208
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I just ran out to do some errands and two brothers told me i was looking mighty fine. Usually they yell something about my scrawny ass. Of course the guy who told barely and me as we were walking down the street that we had tiny boobies was a total cracker, if I remember correctly. Sigh.
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It bothers you that someone finds you attractive? You're a very odd person.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-03-2005, 04:34 PM
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#2209
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It bothers you that someone finds you attractive? You're a very odd person.
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No, that's not what I'm saying.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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11-03-2005, 04:39 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It bothers you that someone finds you attractive? You're a very odd person.
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You're just now figuring this out?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-03-2005, 04:39 PM
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#2211
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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i'm such a fucking geek
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I picture an army of genetically-modified evil killer trees sometime in the not-so-distant future. . .
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The blogger who first directed me to it said, "I don't know about you, but I fear this has Day of the Triffids written all over it."
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-03-2005, 04:40 PM
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#2212
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It bothers you that someone finds you attractive? You're a very odd person.
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She is afraid that her ass is getting big (because the compliment was from a "couple of brothers" who used to say that her ass was scrawny).
(I think that I may have multiple whiffs working here, but what the hey.) |
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11-03-2005, 04:46 PM
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#2213
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Not Bob
She is afraid that her ass is getting big (because the compliment was from a "couple of brothers" who used to say that her ass was scrawny).
(I think that I may have multiple whiffs working here, but what the hey.)
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I think you are right. Other than that, her post has a "they're a very musical people, aren't they?" feeling to it. . .
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-03-2005, 04:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Treed
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Not Bob
She is afraid that her ass is getting big (because the compliment was from a "couple of brothers" who used to say that her ass was scrawny).
(I think that I may have multiple whiffs working here, but what the hey.)
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Big ass, no boobies....
Nuts! |
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11-03-2005, 04:54 PM
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#2215
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Nut Case, Sensitive
Big ass, no boobies....
Nuts!
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The old Christmas tree figure? That's a winner.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-03-2005, 04:56 PM
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#2216
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The old Christmas tree figure? That's a winner.
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I can assure you I"m not christmas tree. And my ass hasn't really grown.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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11-03-2005, 04:58 PM
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#2217
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I can assure you I"m not christmas tree. And my ass hasn't really grown.
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Then why do the Negroes like your ass all of a sudden?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-03-2005, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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With his foot in his mouth and his heart in his hand.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
He likes to be known as the angry young man.
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Untrue. I'm not young.
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11-03-2005, 05:04 PM
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#2219
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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workplace Q
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Originally posted by mean boss bitch
I doubt you have any idea who I am, but you are correct, I do not have any balls.
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Now I know who you are and you have no shame.
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11-03-2005, 05:05 PM
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#2220
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Paigow is Right...I must be getting fat
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Then why do the Negroes like your ass all of a sudden?
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that's a very good question.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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