Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
the Monkey Bars! Who doesn't love the monkey bars (especially if there is concrete underneath).

Trampampoline

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
swings. I've heard* that they make them for adults now too.

Judging by RP's sig, I'm guessing she's intimately familiar with them too.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Judging by RP's sig, I'm guessing she's intimately familiar with them too.

I like swings too. But not the sex kind, just the plain, ordinary swings. Tire swings are nice, but sometimes, if I spin around too much, they make me feel sick.

[notcasesensitive]

getting friendly -- http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/cou...and_friend.php

[spree: includes nudity. including much (but not all) of one of Ms. Love's tits.]

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Have we done this one?

What is your favorite piece of playground equipment? For me it is a tie between the that little gate that swings 360 degrees and the cement pipe that is large enough for late middle school/early junior high kids to make out in.

That waist high bar that only the girls used that you could hook a leg around and somersault over and over on at a hundred miles an hour. One, a fantastic head rush, two, it allowed me to kick that 3rd-grade bitch that picked on my brother incredibly hard in the stomach as she passed by without getting in trouble with the principal because it was an 'accident'.

[Atticus Grinch]

Wonkette (no, the other one) posted an excerpt of Lynne Cheney's Sisters, a pulpy paperback she wrote in the mid-'80s.



Link.

The great thing about it is that I can't tell which of these Amazon reader reviews are facetious.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Wonkette (no, the other one) posted an excerpt of Lynne Cheney's Sisters, a pulpy paperback she wrote in the mid-'80s.

Either this woman's got an enormous secret closet full of turbo-charged sex toys and Catwoman latex S&M-wear and a stable of nubile boy-toys, or she's the most disastrously lousy lay in the history of humankind.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

The great thing about it is that I can't tell which of these Amazon reader reviews are facetious.

You're so right. That second one is really borderline.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Either this woman's got an enormous secret closet full of turbo-charged sex toys and Catwoman latex S&M-wear and a stable of nubile boy-toys, or she's the most disastrously lousy lay in the history of humankind.

Boy toys? Read it again.


Edited because somebody called me a bubble burster, which, I think, is the opposite of a man pleaser, which would make me, apparently, Lynne Cheney.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Wonkette (no, the other one) posted an excerpt of Lynne Cheney's Sisters, a pulpy paperback she wrote in the mid-'80s.

This would be a Not Recommendation for bnb.

WTF is it with Republican politicians and bizarro books? (See e.g. Newt Gingrich). The bipartisan* spy novels that Gary Hart and William Cohen co-wrote may not have been great, but still.

Personally, I blame Ayn Rand.

*they were written when Hart was a Demoratic senator and Cohen was a Republican senator. Edited because I was Not Clear.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The great thing about it is that I can't tell which of these Amazon reader reviews are facetious.

I don't think it matters. The reviews are better than most books I've seen recently.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You're so right. That second one is really borderline.

47 of 49 people found that review helpful. Welcome to the cognitive minority.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
47 of 49 people found that review helpful. Welcome to the cognitive minority.

I'm not saying I didn't find it helpful.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bilmore
I don't think it matters. The reviews are better than most books I've seen recently.

Which I think helps prove that things can be both amusing and ironic at the same time.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not saying I didn't find it helpful.

I liked the one that said "Never before has a political satire used the mysteries of female sexuality to such elaborate ends . . . ." Puh-lease. I mean, do they no longer require Antigone at Yale?