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06-21-2005, 02:21 PM
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#2221
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Kudos
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Originally posted by dtb
That list (much like you) kicked some serious ass.
I was sort of hoping for a Chairman Whiff, though.
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thank you! I will take credit for the PLF list. I see myself as the inspiration anyway for his cleverer posts. (now who's vainest?!)
I think Chairman Whiff would work. |
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06-21-2005, 02:22 PM
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#2222
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Kudos
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
thank you! I will take credit for the PLF list. I see myself as the inspiration anyway for his cleverer posts. (now who's vainest?!)
I think Chairman Whiff would work.
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Wow, vainest and dumbest. You must be going for superlativest.
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06-21-2005, 02:23 PM
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#2223
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
He collects lunchboxes, and he carves wooden hearts?
Let me guess -- He dumped you because the relationship did not leave him enough time to play Dungeons & Dragons.
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This could be the first time ever that the board wants someone to wonk.
TM |
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06-21-2005, 02:24 PM
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#2224
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by dtb
What?!?
You cut me, ncs. You cut me real deep.
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Originally posted by gwnc 6/20/05
When I am having any kind of sex, hyphen placement is everything. If he [(sic)] can't get that right, there's no hope.
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Also I feared one or more of the hyphens might not be quite right and gwnc might let that slide without pulling out a red marker. Not that I don't like your red marker. You wield it quite well. |
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06-21-2005, 02:26 PM
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#2225
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
done and done.*
*not really done, but invitation extended and all that.
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Aren't you glad I turned ncs into a gay? |
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06-21-2005, 02:28 PM
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#2226
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You can give them to abba, since I'm sure he carved, "I love your spirit" on most of them.
TM
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How many times do I have to remind you that it is ABBA, ALL CAPS. And you don't LOVE the spirit, you ADMIRE the spirit. Seriously, pay attention.
I am special. |
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06-21-2005, 02:31 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This could be the first time ever that the board wants someone to wonk.
TM
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I think I've just been insulted. |
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06-21-2005, 02:31 PM
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#2228
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How many times do I have to remind you that it is ABBA, ALL CAPS. And you don't LOVE the spirit, you ADMIRE the spirit. Seriously, pay attention.
I am special.
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And yet you are not as vain sb. So sorry. |
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06-21-2005, 02:31 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This could be the first time ever that the board wants someone to wonk.
TM
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Fuck you. You are the dumbest.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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06-21-2005, 02:35 PM
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#2230
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And yet you are not as vain sb. So sorry.
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Fuck. How could I have missed the obvious response to sunny's query? Give him some pens.
(Thanks, ncs, for allowing me to use your post as a spring board. I'll take some Maui Wowee with my patchouli, please.) |
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06-21-2005, 02:36 PM
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#2231
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
So, over the course of the relationship, Lunchbox collector made me several hand-carved wooden hearts out of various exotic woods (e.g., ebony, blood wood...). What the fuck do I do with them? Should I throw them out or sell them on ebay or keep using them as paperweights?
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Save them to give as gifts to whichever friend you choose for sloppy seconds.
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Boogers!
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06-21-2005, 02:36 PM
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#2232
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Aren't you glad I turned ncs into a gay?
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Yes. Nice work. |
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06-21-2005, 02:56 PM
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#2233
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Guest
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Happy Twosday
Double congrats to that exxtra special someone. Remember, third time is the charm!
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06-21-2005, 02:58 PM
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#2234
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Asinine lists
So Energy Spatula over at Will Work for Favorable Dicta reports on a ridiculous article over at MSN on " Ten Things Every Single Girl Must Own
1. A fabulous photo of yourself
2. A pretty pair of heels
3. An Eminem CD
4. A great pickup line…and a way to blow 'em off
5. A six-pack of good bottled beer
6. Bathroom reading
7. A business card
8. Earplugs
9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
10. A condom
According to Energy Spatula, these are all mantrapping items. "They suggest that you use the awesome picture of yourself to send to people you meet online so they'll think you're hot, and hang it on the fridge at eye-level so any guy you bring home will look at it and think you're hot too." Their beer suggestion is Sam Adams. The ear plugs are just in case he snores. The reading material isn't for the ladies.
I had no idea Eminem was the Trinity Sessions of the male population.
Fuck, I snore. And where the fuck are the vibrators on this list? One condom? Jesus, let's not get too optimistic.
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06-21-2005, 02:58 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Aren't you glad I turned ncs into a gay?
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. Nice work.
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Hmm. And all along I thought it was me.
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