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str8outavannuys · 09-10-2003, 05:46 PM

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I've told people my consumption priority mostly looks like this:

1. Sex
2. Food
3. Liquor

The right priority matrix is:

1. Sex with someone new and hot + coke (for purposes of this list, sex with two women at a time shall be deemed the equivalent of sex with someone new and hot)
2. Either one of the above by itself
3. Excellent, very good, or good food
4. Sex with a significant other
5. Weed
6. Jagermeister (simulates #5)
7. Other decent forms of alcohol
8. Sub-par food
9. Bad sex
10. Bad food
11. Bad booze

Seeing the Leafs win the Stanley Cup would be off the charts. Being on an incredible roll at a craps table or knocking someone out at the final table of a poker tournament would be between 2 and 3. Catching a foul ball at a World Series game was somewhere between #1 and #2. Getting a bad lapdance is probably around #10.5.

Is this clear?

ltl/fb · 09-10-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Taken with the previous posts, this seems to mean, light dinner = getting laid.

So long as she ORDERS light, fine. Just don't order the motherjumping pricey and huge Surf n Turf and pick at it all night. Not much annoys a guy more than running up a big tab and not eating (assuming they are paying)...

On the other end of the (truck) scale, if your date orders and consumes one of everything on the menu on her own, your leftovers and those of every table within a 25 foot radius, pretty much any thought of sex has long left the guy's mind... Of course, YMMV.

These rules do not square with my experiences, particularly if we interpret "the other end of the (truck) scale" to mean "if she orders the surf and turf, finishes it, and has dessert too."

But I don't think I've dated any of you.

ThrashersFan · 09-10-2003, 05:49 PM

This has got to be a joke. These people are so fucking attention hungry. If not, just go and get married or have a JotP come to your house and do it and then have a party afterwards. Don't they have another movie coming out? That would explain all of this hype. Oh yeah, I like the way Britney Spears is described as a "longtime fan." What, she doesn't even rate "friend?"

Ben & Jen Wedding Postponed!

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's wedding is on hold! Big stars have already arrived at the nuptial neighborhood, where news is fast breaking that Hollywood's royal wedding has been postponed.

The stunning news is that the couple has postponed due to the relentless media circus. The news has everyone scrambling and is affecting countless plans. Wedding guests are being contacted via telephone and told about the change.

Britney Spears, using a false name, already checked in at the Santa Barbara Four Seasons Biltmore. Access can also confirm that Miss Spears was to be attending the wedding. Just last month she went to Ben's birthday bash. She's a longtime fan of Ben.

In addition to the media frenzy surrounding the wedding, another perfect example of the craziness the couple has been facing are the numerous tabloid reports. London's Daily Mail is reporting that Jennifer was insisting on a "no cheating" prenuptial agreement, stipulating that if Ben is unfaithful, she is entitled to go after half of his money. Sources supposedly told the paper that Ben has agreed to the terms. The story, however, is pure fiction.

Tune in to Access Hollywood tonight for more details on the postponed Bennifer nuptials!

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 09-10-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ditto. Except for the risotto. I also enjoy a little sex right before going out to dinner. perhaps a quick lift of the skirt when I aint looking?

Tip for the single men (and I dont even think there are any on this board)- you can tell if you are gonna get laid on a date by the amount of food consumed by your date. Bet you didnt knwo this. Not alcohol. Food.

I dunno. Cooking for women can lead to both vast quantities of food and considerable other activity. But the key was always pacing. Somewhere between the second and fourth courses, definitely not after dessert, was a good time to make a move. And there is something about the kitchen floor...

But when you cook at home you can pace the meal over many hours with several bottles of good wine, and are not simply stuffing it in as fast as a waiter can bring it.

09-10-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Taken with the previous posts, this seems to mean, light dinner = getting laid.

So long as she ORDERS light, fine. Just don't order the motherjumping pricey and huge Surf n Turf and pick at it all night. Not much annoys a guy more than running up a big tab and not eating (assuming they are paying)...

On the other end of the (truck) scale, if your date orders and consumes one of everything on the menu on her own, your leftovers and those of every table within a 25 foot radius, pretty much any thought of sex has long left the guy's mind... Of course, YMMV.

so apparently your priorities are

food
booze
sex

? You woudl rather get your fifty bucks worth than laid? Why not have em both and make a date with TM's momma.?

ThurgreedMarshall · 09-10-2003, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tip for the single men (and I dont even think there are any on this board)- you can tell if you are gonna get laid on a date by the amount of food consumed by your date.

Not with the women Taxwonk dates.

Thurgreed(so many momma jokes teed up with this post)Marshall

ABBAKiss · 09-10-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Tip for the single men (and I dont even think there are any on this board)- you can tell if you are gonna get laid on a date by the amount of food consumed by your date. Bet you didnt knwo this. Not alcohol. Food.

Please explain. I am way confused. She eats light, you get sex? I thought it was "robust appetite, animal in bed"?

I need a guide on how to be a chick. I lost mine years ago. Women are confusing and I don't like it.

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-10-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys

Seeing the Leafs win the Stanley Cup would be off the charts.

And if they remember to take their geritol, they might just do it this year. (go Niewendyk! and all the other 40 yr olds)

leagleaze · 09-10-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

So broaden your horizons. Live a little. Breed.

I'd ask you to send me the sperm, but I don't want the father of my kids to be so obnoxious.

Hey TM, maybe you could oblige me.

purse junkie · 09-10-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
On the other end of the (truck) scale, if your date orders and consumes one of everything on the menu on her own, your leftovers and those of every table within a 25 foot radius, pretty much any thought of sex has long left the guy's mind... Of course, YMMV.

Are you impressed, or repulsed?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-10-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

On the other end of the (truck) scale, if your date orders and consumes one of everything on the menu on her own, your leftovers and those of every table within a 25 foot radius, pretty much any thought of sex has long left the guy's mind... Of course, YMMV.

I find a healthy appetite attractive. If some HOT girl is sitting across from me and eats everything in sight, my thoughts are still on sex.

If she's hot, she can pick her nose at the dinner table for all I care...

09-10-2003, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
This has got to be a joke. These people are so fucking attention hungry. If not, just go and get married or have a JotP come to your house and do it and then have a party afterwards. Don't they have another movie coming out? That would explain all of this hype. Oh yeah, I like the way Britney Spears is described as a "longtime fan." What, she doesn't even rate "friend?"

Ben & Jen Wedding Postponed!

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's wedding is on hold! Big stars have already arrived at the nuptial neighborhood, where news is fast breaking that Hollywood's royal wedding has been postponed.

The stunning news is that the couple has postponed due to the relentless media circus. The news has everyone scrambling and is affecting countless plans. Wedding guests are being contacted via telephone and told about the change.

Britney Spears, using a false name, already checked in at the Santa Barbara Four Seasons Biltmore. Access can also confirm that Miss Spears was to be attending the wedding. Just last month she went to Ben's birthday bash. She's a longtime fan of Ben.

In addition to the media frenzy surrounding the wedding, another perfect example of the craziness the couple has been facing are the numerous tabloid reports. London's Daily Mail is reporting that Jennifer was insisting on a "no cheating" prenuptial agreement, stipulating that if Ben is unfaithful, she is entitled to go after half of his money. Sources supposedly told the paper that Ben has agreed to the terms. The story, however, is pure fiction.

Tune in to Access Hollywood tonight for more details on the postponed Bennifer nuptials!

I hate these people. here is the real story- all along it is wedding in october in their fifteen million buck digs in or around Savannah (how can a house cost that much in Savannah?). This SB leak, courtesy of Heather Desnt Exist from Wisnesota to stir publicity for them since everyone is fed up with the other bullshit.

Britney Spears checks in five days early ? Methinksnot. And fuck her while I am at it.

purse junkie · 09-10-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If she's hot, she can pick her nose at the dinner table for all I care...

Guys, do NOT think that this same rule applies to you.

ltl/fb · 09-10-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I find a healthy appetite attractive. If some HOT girl is sitting across from me and eats everything in sight, my thoughts are still on sex.

If she's hot, she can pick her nose at the dinner table for all I care...

I'm confused. Do you really find a healthy appetite attractive, or is the amount of food consumed just immaterial because, well, she's hot?

str8outavannuys · 09-10-2003, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not with the women Taxwonk dates.

Thurgreed(so many momma jokes teed up with this post)Marshall

No shit. It's been a good day for that, hasn't it. Happy to have played my part with the poker explanation. Any time someone needs some real meaty softballs thrown, I'm always happy to lob 'em.