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08-11-2005, 04:44 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
He would not have made it past security at my old workplace. Clearly, photo shoots are not as wary of strange men with a bouquet of flowers marching in to woo their woman.
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I think he was showing up at her waitressing job. Oh, the vulnerability of waitresses. |
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08-11-2005, 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wait! Did he have some kind of 718 accent?
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Honigsman was his name I think. 718? Is that around the City? I thought at first you were saying 617 and I was trying to figure out if he was Bahstonian. Northeast for sure. |
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08-11-2005, 04:46 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh, the vulnerability of waitresses.
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And yet they know what boys like, and what guys want. A troubling cunundrum, indeed. |
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08-11-2005, 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
And yet they know what boys like, and what guys want. A troubling cunundrum, indeed.
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They don't know much about the wants and likes of deer, though. |
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08-11-2005, 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think he was showing up at her waitressing job. Oh, the vulnerability of waitresses.
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From 1984 to 1987 I went to my local Friendly's every school day, rain or shine, to see my favorite waitress. She was very kind and beautiful, and always delivered my sundae with a smile. In 1996, when I finally awoke from my diabetes-induced coma, I went back to the Friendly's, but alas, she was not there. I always wonder wistfully what would have happened between us had I just ordered fries instead. I think we would have married, had kids, and then I'd be on my third heart attack.
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08-11-2005, 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
From 1984 to 1987 I went to my local Friendly's every school day, rain or shine, to see my favorite waitress. She was very kind and beautiful, and always delivered my sundae with a smile. In 1996, when I finally awoke from my diabetes-induced coma, I went back to the Friendly's, but alas, she was not there. I always wonder wistfully what would have happened between us had I just ordered fries instead. I think we would have married, had kids, and then I'd be on my third heart attack.
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dtb/ncs/gwnc didn't actually like you back, sweetie. |
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08-11-2005, 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
dtb/ncs/gwnc didn't actually like you back, sweetie.
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I think you need to sub rp for gwnc. I'm not sure they had Friendly's in Canada.
And the relevant time period for me would have been 1986-1988. |
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08-11-2005, 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
dtb/ncs/gwnc didn't actually like you back, sweetie.
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As I've already posted many times, I don't like older woman.
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08-11-2005, 04:56 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think you need to sub rp for gwnc. I'm not sure they had Friendly's in Canada.
And the relevant time period for me would have been 1986-1988.
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Oh right. I couldnt' remember, so I stuck gwnc in.
Maybe flinty is slightly mistaken about the years, what with the diabetic coma and all. |
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08-11-2005, 04:57 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Honigsman was his name I think. 718? Is that around the City? I thought at first you were saying 617 and I was trying to figure out if he was Bahstonian. Northeast for sure.
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OK, now I totally remember this guy. He tried to be down with the Barbri kids and funny, in a Bronx kinda way, right? I think I only went to one performance exam session- total waste of time. |
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08-11-2005, 04:58 PM
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Originally posted by Not Bob
And yet they know what boys like, and what guys want. A troubling cunundrum, indeed.
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So why is there a sexy nurse, sexy maid, sexy librarian but no sexy waitress? As someone who worked at Friendlly's for maybe two weeks, I find it a little insluting. |
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08-11-2005, 04:59 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, now I totally remember this guy. He tried to be down with the Barbri kids and funny, in a Bronx kinda way, right? I think I only went to one performance exam session- total waste of time.
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I had all the sessions on CD, so I listened to them in the privacy of my own home. So I listened to them all. Hell, it's better than actually studying, right? Good Idea??? |
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08-11-2005, 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh right. I couldnt' remember, so I stuck gwnc in.
Maybe flinty is slightly mistaken about the years, what with the diabetic coma and all.
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You may mistake me for gwnc anytime.
And it was 1986. I knew I recognized you, monkey. |
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08-11-2005, 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
So why is there a sexy nurse, sexy maid, sexy librarian but no sexy waitress? As someone who worked at Friendlly's for maybe two weeks, I find it a little insluting.
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Sexy waitresses are too common to be fantasy material. Why have a fantasy when it's easy enough to get the real thing?
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08-11-2005, 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sexy waitresses are too common to be fantasy material. Why have a fantasy when it's easy enough to get the real thing?
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Well someone doesn't seem to be having an easy time of it. |
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