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12-09-2004, 04:11 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Not Bob
All kidding aside, Anne, I say give the boy a chance.
yadda, yadda, yadda
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I will give the boy a chance, but with the age gap and all, I'm not going to be so aggressive in pursuing him.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-09-2004, 04:12 PM
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#212
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Location: Flyover land
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Also, Paigow Located
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think there were some posts on the old board about skullfucking.
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But that appendage appears to be stuck in there -- which implies friction is present.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-09-2004, 04:13 PM
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
You and Fringey are dating?
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Now that he calls me "cozy" all the time, it's more of a hate-fucking thing.
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12-09-2004, 04:14 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
You and Fringey are dating?
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Hmm. Not sure if you would call it "dating."
Flinty, slathered in aloe, grabbing boobs on the outside and crying on the inside, certainly suggests a relationship that's far more complicated than a "date."
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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12-09-2004, 04:16 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, pursuing a sexual fling is relatively easy: "Wanna get a drink?" if yes, go to bar near house, have 1 drink. "Wanna get out of here?" if yes, repair to house and fuck like bunnies. If no, have 2nd drink, then leave.
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No fucking has occured. Exchange of bodliy fluids has occured if you consider sharing sweat via basketball an exchange of bodliy fluids. After basketball I am too tired to fuck anything. 2+ hours of running and jumping will do that to an old gal like me. We'll see what happens this Sunday.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-09-2004, 04:17 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Now that he calls me "cozy" all the time, it's more of a hate-fucking thing.
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Who's the hate-fucker and the hate-fuckee?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-09-2004, 04:18 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Dimebag Darrell, R.I.P.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Harrison & Lennon dead - McCartney & Starkey alive
Garcia & Pigpen dead - Weir & Donna Jean alive
Strummer dead - Jones alive
Eazy E dead - Dre alive
Shit just ain't right.
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How could you forget this one?
Joey and Johnny dead - Dee Dee and Marky alive.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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12-09-2004, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Also, Paigow Located
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
But that appendage appears to be stuck in there -- which implies friction is present.
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And we've come full circle to RT's friend's friend's ER episode.
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12-09-2004, 04:20 PM
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#219
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
No fucking has occured. Exchange of bodliy fluids has occured if you consider sharing sweat via basketball and exchange of bodliy fluids. After basketball I am too tired to fuck anything. 2+ hours of running and jumping will do that to an old gal like me. We'll see what happens this Sunday.
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Honey, we are not on the same page. You seem to want a relationship, not a sex thing, but you have no time or energy to pursue a relationship. This particular combination of factors means that you are not going to get laid, and that all of us are going to get pissed off at your contradictory statements because, clearly, you don't want sex. Enough.
And, I thought the basketball guy was different from the copy guy. And, if you sit, relax, have a beer/glass of wine or two, and the juices get flowing, you will perk right up.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-09-2004, 04:21 PM
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#220
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Registered User
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Who's the hate-fucker and the hate-fuckee?
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We're both both. It's a very equal relationship.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-09-2004, 04:22 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Dimebag Darrell, R.I.P.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is Captain or Tenille dead?
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Captain is animatronic
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-09-2004, 04:25 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
We're both both. It's a very equal relationship.
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I actually hate myself for doing it, if truth be told. But it's so cozy.
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12-09-2004, 04:27 PM
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You seem to want a relationship, not a sex thing, but you have no time or energy to pursue a relationship.
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I would prefer a relationship, but I will not say no to a fling.
True, I have little time or energy for a relationship (damn job)which is why I am not going waste it on too young (for a relationship) basketball guy.
We may not be on the same page, but I am comfortable with the decisions I have made.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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12-09-2004, 04:27 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I actually hate myself for doing it, if truth be told.
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Isn't that a Joan Jett song or something? The original self-loathing hate-fuck anthem? |
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12-09-2004, 04:28 PM
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#225
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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HJNTIY -- The "Rules"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, I thought the basketball guy was different from the copy guy. And, if you sit, relax, have a beer/glass of wine or two, and the juices get flowing, you will perk right up.
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Hey, copy guy is MY guy. Boob grabber and baby basketball player are Anne's.
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