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Flinty_McFlint · 05-09-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.

New game: Find ncs's type.

I'll start:

Not Bob · 05-09-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Angelina does not like to be monogamous. Why would anyone leave their spouse for her? She is an on-the-side type arrangement.

I get the impression that rationality doesn't factor into the equation too often for men who are hit by the Angelina jones. She seems like more of a my-god-I-am-so-willing-to-ruin-my-life-just-for-a-taste-of-her type arrangement.

05-09-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't think he's hot. But then I don't think that most of the musclebound gay pinups you post are hot, so maybe you should go ahead a take my Chippendales card. I think it expired anyway.

Exactly. Now, are you also a member of the Benicio fan club? (not the kind that gives you the passwod to get tickets, just the theoretical one)?

Not Bob's Id · 05-09-2005, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
[Angelina] seems like more of a my-god-I-am-so-willing-to-ruin-my-life-just-for-a-taste-of-her type arrangement.

Is that why you spilled a super-size Diet Coke slushy on your lap during the movie preview?

Wuss.

greatwhitenorthchick · 05-09-2005, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
She seems like more of a my-god-I-am-so-willing-to-ruin-my-life-just-for-a-taste-of-her type arrangement.

Well, the men who enter into those types of arrangements are not very bright.

Flakey McFlake · 05-09-2005, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
New game: Find ncs's type.

I'll start:

OH. MY. GOD. That cat is HOT!

Shape Shifter · 05-09-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This notion that I have an exceptionally hairy ass is all wrong. All wrong. Its another just-say-it-and-it-is-reality Paigow creation.

I shave it religiously with a Panasonic wet dry.

The same one you use for your face?

notcasesensitive · 05-09-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Exactly. Now, are you also a member of the Benicio fan club? (not the kind that gives you the passwod to get tickets, just the theoretical one)?

Benecio has a sexy aura, but I can't get past the looks-like-he's-been-hit-in-the-face-repeatedly black bags under his eyes.

Flinty_McFlint · 05-09-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The same one you use for your face?

So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.

Not Bob · 05-09-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Well, the men who enter into those types of arrangements are not very bright.

It's the smaller brain problem.

At any rate, the movie looks like it might be amusing. Seems like sort of a high-tech Prizzi's Honor.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 05-09-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, I admit to not knowing how much Nicole or Tori are worth, but grandpa Hilton is worth $600, $30mill goes to Paris when he dies. Don't know how much she gets when daddy finally kicks. Plus she is reported to make about $10mill/year on her own.

Exactly. $30 mil is pocket change in the heiress world. Shit, I know heiresses who will get more, and I live in the fucking midwest.

Alex_de_Large · 05-09-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.

Whack Mybuttski · 05-09-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Spank Myasski
Yes, but pleese get the name right. It's Whack Mybuttski. And Paddle Mybuttocks.

Yeah, its strange how they get us wrong and confused, they should put this one in the FAQ section...

Whack Mybuttski · 05-09-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Paddle Mybuttocks
I'm neither, but what about me, Paddle Mybuttocks, the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage sock of the homage of hank sock?

stp.

<eom>

Shape Shifter · 05-09-2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
So, which is funnier--that he uses his face razor on his ass hair too or that he has a special razor just for the ass hair? It's hard to say.

Right, either he has a separate Crackwhacker or he has fecal face. On behalf of motorists everywhere, I just hope he gets up in time so that he's not shaving in the car on the way to work.