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11-29-2005, 06:19 PM
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#211
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by taxwonk
And mares eat oats. But little lambs eat ivy.
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A kid'll eat ivy too.
You know my mom used to sing that to me when I was little. I should call my mom.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-29-2005, 06:21 PM
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#212
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by taxwonk
And mares eat oats. But little lambs eat ivy.
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Was this #1 on your birthday?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-29-2005, 06:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do they like WATER?
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Of course they like water. Water is essential to all known forms of life. Sheesh.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-29-2005, 06:23 PM
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#214
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Monday Sucks
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do they like WATER?
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Ollie is too cool to whiff. |
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11-29-2005, 06:23 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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TCB in Iraq
I used to read this guy's blog before the military made him take it down.
Anyhow, I read in another blog today the following:
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According to My War, by Colby Buzzell, masturbation is not only common in the field but it is considered an excellent way to stay awake while on guard duty. I will type up the relevant passage for you tonight.
Who knew?
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Who knew, indeed.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-29-2005, 06:42 PM
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#216
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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TCB in Iraq
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I used to read this guy's blog before the military made him take it down.
Anyhow, I read in another blog today the following:
Who knew, indeed.
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I thought you'd frozen to death.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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11-29-2005, 07:07 PM
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#217
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Monday Sucks
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ollie is too cool to whiff.
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Ollie is one of the 5 coolest posters. But that doesn't mean he can't whiff- it just means it's a small pool of people who can tell when he does.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-29-2005, 07:13 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Monday Sucks
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ollie is one of the 5 coolest posters.
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Who are the other 4? |
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11-29-2005, 07:16 PM
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#219
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by dtb
Who are the other 4?
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Dunno, but one of the criteria is how long your re: lines stay in circulation. |
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11-29-2005, 07:18 PM
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#220
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Monday Sucks
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Dunno, but one of the criteria is how long your re: lines stay in circulation.
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Bonus cool points for if they become relevant again.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-29-2005, 07:19 PM
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#221
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Monday Sucks
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Dunno, but one of the criteria is how long your re: lines stay in circulation.
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If you're #5 there are 73 tied for 4th.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 11-30-2005 at 08:36 AM..
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11-29-2005, 07:22 PM
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#222
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Guest
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Monday Sucks
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you're #5 there are 73 tied for 4th.
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Who settles this? Lo-berry or Ty@50? I forget what the rules are.
ETA: I liked the first one better. |
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11-29-2005, 07:34 PM
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#223
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Monday Sucks
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ollie is one of the 5 coolest posters. But that doesn't mean he can't whiff- it just means it's a small pool of people who can tell when he does.
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Tricky. |
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11-29-2005, 08:34 PM
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#224
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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dammit
It has come to my attention from a fairly reliable and loose lipped source that there are many many board hookups going on right under my nose.
You are all rat bastards, and I feel so left out. Shifty, this is not an invitation to call me.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-29-2005, 08:36 PM
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#225
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Not all Spirits are Holy
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when Penske's Jesus incarnation would claim "the Spirit moved him" to make some odious post, do you think he was referring to the Father, the Son or the Holy Ghost?
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None of the above. I think I'd have to put that "spirit" in the evil category! |
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