Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[Adder]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Unless you count gigolo as a job.

You mean you don't?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wouldn't risk it. with the year I'm having (cha-ching!) I'd be tempted to have them pull a kidney while they had me out.

Wonk, since it was just fortune of birth that some of us are born with two functioning kidneys, or marrow or whatever, isn't it stealing from the poorly-organed to give me a tax break?

Not when you consider that they are more highly represented in the potential recipient pool. Except for livers, of course. You and Sebby are tops on my list of most likely to need a transplant in that class.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Nowitski (despite good numbers) and Johnson were disappointing. Nowitski disappeared in the fourth (and that includes attempting to pass off to Dampier (what?) during one of the last possessions. Avery Johnson doesn't have a go-to play to get Nowitski a decent look come game time? Ridiculous.

I thought this was the strangest thing I've seen in quite sometime. I'll give Avery some credit, if I were trying to predict who the Mavs would run a play for in a crunchtime decision (or even the second, third, fourth option), I don't think a pick and roll with Dampier would have come to mind. Coach of the Year? Say what?

[NotFromHere]

Why do they continue to try to predict when the "big one" is coming? If they could do it, then it would have been done by now. Why?
Of course, y'all haven't had one in the Southland for awhile - you're about due.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why do they continue to try to predict when the "big one" is coming? If they could do it, then it would have been done by now. Why?
Of course, y'all haven't had one in the Southland for awhile - you're about due.

You really are a weird "chick."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You really are a weird "chick."

Why is that in "quotes?"

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why is that in "quotes?"

[She's a man, baby!]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Could you please make that a link?

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Will a mod or admin please delete this crap, and flip that pussy? Paigs may or may not care about outing at this point, but not too cool, anyway.

That is not Paigow. I met her once, and let's just say she looks nothing like that . . .

OH. I missed the joke . . .sorry.

S_A_M

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Why is that in "quotes?"

I have to admit that I like looking at your avatar. Sure beats that winged one, ick.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
That is not Paigow. I met her once, and let's just say she looks nothing like that . . .

OH. I missed the joke . . .sorry.

S_A_M

I think there was something up for awhile that was taken down. and I do think a sock check is in order- to clear suspicion if nothing else.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I have to admit that I like looking at your avatar.

You know, Danica Patrick seems hot at first glance. But she's like one of those optical illusion things that you stare at for 20 minutes and then see the hidden message, except that when you stare at her for a couple of minutes you realize she's not that attractive--kind of sullen and manish.

Besides, she's fast becoming the anna kournikova of auto racing.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You know, Danica Patrick seems hot at first glance. But she's like one of those optical illusion things that you stare at for 20 minutes and then see the hidden message, except that when you stare at her for a couple of minutes you realize she's not that attractive--kind of sullen and manish.

Besides, she's fast becoming the anna kournikova of auto racing.

I would go so far as to say that in most pictures, she is downright unattractive. If you have to work that hard to find a good angle, then the subject just isn't that hot.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I would go so far as to say that in most pictures, she is downright unattractive. If you have to work that hard to find a good angle, then the subject just isn't that hot.

Dude. You're harsh.



eta - I was trying to make this my avatar the other day, but got sidetracked with stupid shit. If I could trade bodies (and jobs) I would definitely change the hair, but little else. She and I are about the same size, but I wear a smaller shoe.

[Adder]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I would go so far as to say that in most pictures, she is downright unattractive. If you have to work that hard to find a good angle, then the subject just isn't that hot.

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Have you seen the rest of the racing crowd? While I am no expert (seriously, they go around in a circle all day), I would wager she is miles hotter than the rest of the drivers.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Adder
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Have you seen the rest of the racing crowd? While I am no expert (seriously, they go around in a circle all day), I would wager she is miles hotter than the rest of the drivers.

You know that's a bogus standard. Sure, in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. But unfortunately for Danica (and even more so for the other racing chicks) they're not living in the land of the blind.

As for the FHM pic--sure, she's got a decent body and face, and tight-fitting clothes and a suggestive pose distract from the shortcomings. But would she be there other than she can drive a car fast, reasonably well? It's like the athletes in the SI swimsuit edition. They pick the most attractive ones, but still, they're not super hot.