A sad, constant bid for attention

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A lithograph of your boobies.

I want a 42" plasma. So does the missus. Win/win!

Actually, someone also wants a new kitchen, and they are giving kitchens away nowadays...

O.K., O.K., we get the hint. We'll all chip in a get you a new kitchen, but only if you promise to wear the pink frilly apron we are also getting you whenever you use it.

Pussy.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
O.K., O.K., we get the hint. We'll all chip in a get you a new kitchen, but only if you promise to wear the pink frilly apron we are also getting you whenever you use it.

Pussy.

My apron says "I'd Rather be Spinning".

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My apron says "I'd Rather be Spinning".

My spin jersey says: "Only wispy little eunuchs post about 'new kitchens'."

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think the big rumor is that the next version of the ipod will have a screen the size of the ipod or some shit.

TM

Don't worry: it won't come out until the Tuesday aftr I buy an Ipod video.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
My spin jersey says: "Only wispy little eunuchs post about 'new kitchens'."

OMG! LOL! You didn't get it, did you? Paigow is spinning in her in interweb grave.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter

I am disturbed that this picture provides to you what pictures of scantily-clad women provide to TM. That is all.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

[Jack Manfred]

If I owned an ad agency, I'd make a commercial on spec using the music to "Blame Canada" for Air Canada.

I think it would work nicely.

Air Canada! Air Canada!
The security lines were long, 'til Air Canada came along.

I'd throw in a cameo by Anne Murray as an extra-special touch.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A lithograph of your boobies.

I want a 42" plasma. So does the missus. Win/win!

Actually, someone also wants a new kitchen, and they are giving kitchens away nowadays...

I just spit diet coke out of my pussy. May or may not have something to do with having redone the kitchen this spring.

It wasn't so much the money as it was the time and hassle. Not recommended with a baby who doesn't sleep through the night very well and goes through lots of bottles of formula.

Speaking of which, it's time for a temporary avatar change.

[robustpuppy]

Somebody there reads this board!

"You don't call retarded people retards. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Somebody there reads this board!

"You don't call retarded people retards. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."

2. By the by, when I've said Flower is "faggy" I just meant he dresses nicely.

[Ty@50]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. By the by, when I've said Flower is "faggy" I just meant he dresses nicely.

funny story. it also turns out to be accurate. about 5 years from now it comes out that he likes to have young men do anal sex in him.

Poll: who is surprised?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Speaking of which, tangentially anyway, I am starting to think of Christmas gifts, and the men in my life are particularly difficult to shop for.

So, men of the FB, what do you all want for Christmas? (And TM, don't you dare say a photo of my boobies.)

I'd like an IWC watch.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
OMG! LOL! You didn't get it, did you? Paigow is spinning in her in interweb grave.

Oh no. Oh NO! Not again! Curse you, 2001 PLF!! You thought that you would always be the witty, hip, savvy poster who "got it." You thought nothing could change that, so you went to your clubs and smoked your pot and drank to excess. Now look at you. NOW LOOK AT YOU! I am ashamed for both of you.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just to clarify, 13 year-old black kids listen to same crap as 13 year old suburban white kids, right? Or better said, 13 year old suburban white kids listen to mainstream hip hop crap because 13 year old black kids do.

Thirteen year-old urban black kids listen to much of the same crap as 13 year old suburban white kids, yes. That is unavoidable simply because you cannot escape mainstream music and people in general are programmed to like it.

But what is on the radio is what 13 year old surburban white kids think is authentically urban and black. Thirteen year old urban black kids listen to a lot of local shit, underground mix tapes (unauthorized mixes of established (or not) beats* with established artists and not established artists rapping over them) and whatever their parents listen to (groups like Dead Presidents, Roots, Talib Kweli and other authentic hip hop voices that mainstream will always shun), which surburban white kids don't typically have access to. Also, 13 year old urban black kids buy mainstream hip hop in bootleg form because it's too expensive for them otherwise. So, what drives the mainstream hip hop market really is what labels can sell to a mainstream (read: surbuban, white) audience.

Jay-Z is listened to by everybody.

TM

*Jay-Z always releases his albums without the beats as well, so underground djs can show their creativity with them. And there are always like 500 versions of each of his songs that you hear on the streets in Brooklyn because people make money by creatively re-doing them and selling them for $5 a pop. But only he and a few others can do this because he knows his albums will sell even though there are sometimes better versions to be found elsewhere.