Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I like swings too. But not the sex kind, just the plain, ordinary swings. Tire swings are nice, but sometimes, if I spin around too much, they make me feel sick.

I like soup. Soup is sometimes hot. If I eat it too fast I burn my tongue. But if it's cold soup, that isn't a problem.

TM

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I like soup. Soup is sometimes hot. If I eat it too fast I burn my tongue. But if it's cold soup, that isn't a problem.

TM

1. Open can of campbells soup.
2. Dump contents in bowl.
3. Microwave for 20 minutes on high.
4. Give to TM.
....
7. Profit.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I like soup. Soup is sometimes hot. If I eat it too fast I burn my tongue. But if it's cold soup, that isn't a problem.

TM

Awww, TM, you do care. I love you too.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Which I think helps prove that things can be both amusing and ironic at the same time.

Right now I'm reading Evidentiary Foundations by Imwinkelried, so the bar isn't all that high.

[soup sandwich]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I like soup. Soup is sometimes hot. If I eat it too fast I burn my tongue. But if it's cold soup, that isn't a problem.
TM

Uh, thanks Thurgreed. I, uh, I like you too.


But seriously, I am hot sometimes. But only sometimes.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by purse junkie
That waist high bar that only the girls used that you could hook a leg around and somersault over and over on at a hundred miles an hour.

I was really really good at this. So good, that I decided to test my limits and do this with BOTH knees over the bar on the top part of the monkey bars. Everything would have been so smooth (and I would have been so envied) had I realized that my effing head was going to hit the bar on my way around because the long poles of the monkey bars were closer together than the shorter bars we usually used. That was a very strange looking, and very painful (both physically and emotionally), bruise. I think this may be the first time I seriously questioned whether I was mistaken that I was the smartest person in the world.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
getting friendly -- http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/cou...and_friend.php

[spree: includes nudity. including much (but not all) of one of Ms. Love's tits.]

The scariest thing about the picture is that this was just some random homeless guy. At least that is what a commentator in the NY Post reports:

On Letterman, she flashed her unnaturally upright bosom so many times, even Dave seemed to run out of ways to feign shock.

Then she offered her well-trod mammary to a homeless man at a Wendy's, risking possible infection - though I'm not sure which party was at risk - before her wild temper got her busted.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Dualit
The scariest thing about the picture is that this was just some random homeless guy. At least that is what a commentator in the NY Post reports:

Since when did feeding the homeless become a bad thing?

[Shape Shifter]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/0....ap/index.html

(Missouri cracks down on sexy billboards)

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

So, I idly watched about half of "Snakehead Terror" last night on scifi, and I have to say that seemed to be some pretty funny shit. An excellent addition to the "so bad it's good" genre, and intentionally so, I think. Everyone involved seemed very relaxed and comfortable with the silly mess they were participating in, which was sort of a relief, because you'd hate to think they were taking any of it seriously. And, while the gore isn't Evil Dead funny, it is pretty over-the-top-funny (they must have spent half the budget on tuna steaks to hack up with machetes and speed boat propellers). The main disappointment is that one of the more useless female characters doesn't die horribly, but then again, if she did she wouldn't be around to scream aimlessly at everything, which she persists in so continuously that it becomes very hilarious. Also, it features cigarette-smoking-man.

In other bad-TV reporting, I may have become slightly addicted to Mad Mad House. Not sure how that happened, because a lot of the show really annoys me (the usual "tolerance is a one way street" thing), but it does get in a fairly high level of salacious soft-core. This week - the wiccan having a "goddess ceremony" (after assuring the practicing christian that wicca isn't religious at all so it was OK to participate, which probably royally pissed off more than a few wiccans) that involved the women wearing loin cloths and rubbing each other with ointments and then making the men of the group feed them wine and rub them with massage oils (one of the guy's comments was "Let me get this right, to "enter your circle," I have to get you drunk and give you all massages? I'll be right back"). But I'm probably the only person in the universe watching it, so I'll just leave it at that.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that one of the most vertical roller coasters in the world?

What is the minimum number of degrees greater than 90 that the track has to be for an ordinary roller coaster car to travel on it at that speed without flying off?

I believe "the" most vertical. The height of the hill is something like 420 feet. I'm not sure how long the ride takes total, but 12 seconds actually seems a bit long to me.

Maybe you can ask Hank about the physics stuff and he can write Eva Silverstein. This should be elementary stuff for her.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I believe "the" most vertical. The height of the hill is something like 420 feet. I'm not sure how long the ride takes total, but 12 seconds actually seems a bit long to me.

I absolutely don't understand the allure of feeling like you're about to plunge to your death. I do love those rides where you go in little cars that can spin incredibly fast with 2-3 of your friends, especially the ones you can spin even faster yourself. Unfortunately, as I discovered, this has the effect of making almost everyone but me hurl.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I absolutely don't understand the allure of feeling like you're about to plunge to your death. I do love those rides where you go in little cars that can spin incredibly fast with 2-3 of your friends, especially the ones you can spin even faster yourself. Unfortunately, as I discovered, this has the effect of making almost everyone but me hurl.

Think of it as a substitute for the "little death".

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Think of it as a substitute for the "little death".

A good substitute would have less vomit.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Think of it as a substitute for the "little death".

Where the hell did you find an amusement park ride that can substitute for that?