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Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-28-2004, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
FIVE in a row?

No...but that sparks this:

37 dicks? In a row?

NotFromHere · 07-28-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, I show the the picture of ncs' tits.

And that works for you? You're easier than I thought.

ABBAKiss · 07-28-2004, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No...but that sparks this:

37 dicks? In a row?

Don't be silly. There were some TITS, etc. mixed in.

Alex_de_Large · 07-28-2004, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Don't be silly. There were some TITS, etc. mixed in.

You have to throw in some of this, too:

Jack Manfred · 07-28-2004, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No...but that sparks this:

37 dicks? In a row?

Why hasn't this become the subject of a porn film?

Maybe it has?

Less, Slave?

Pretty Little Flower · 07-28-2004, 01:47 PM

Some may recall, in last Friday's stage, that eyebrows were raised when Lance left the peloton to chase down a rider who was no threat when this rider attempted an escape to a small breakaway group. It turns out that the escaping rider, Simeoni, wants to sue Lance because Lance called him a liar after he testified in Italy against a sports doctor who allegedly is pro-doping. Once Lance joined Simeoni in the escape group, the other riders in the escape knew they had no chance of getting away if Lance was with them (the peloton would never let Lance go), so they yelled at Simeoni, Simeoni and Lance exchanged words, and they both fell back to the peloton. Back in the peloton, Lance was congratulated, and some riders had harsh words for Simeoni, causing him to hide in the back of the peloton.

Now, Italian official are considering opening an investigation or even bringing charges against Lance for intimidation of a witness:

http://www.velonews.com/news/fea/6688.0.html

I don't really see it.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-28-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Some may recall, in last Friday's stage, that eyebrows were raised when Lance left the peloton to chase down a rider who was no threat when this rider attempted an escape to a small breakaway group. It turns out that the escaping rider, Simeoni, wants to sue Lance because Lance called him a liar after he testified in Italy against a sports doctor who allegedly is pro-doping. Once Lance joined Simeoni in the escape group, the other riders in the escape knew they had no chance of getting away if Lance was with them (the peloton would never let Lance go), so they yelled at Simeoni, Simeoni and Lance exchanged words, and they both fell back to the peloton. Back in the peloton, Lance was congratulated, and some riders had harsh words for Simeoni, causing him to hide in the back of the peloton.

Now, Italian official are considering opening an investigation or even bringing charges against Lance for intimidation of a witness:

http://www.velonews.com/news/fea/6688.0.html

I don't really see it.

You just like using the word "peloton".

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-28-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower

I don't really see it.

Guess the Giro's out, though. . . .

Pretty Little Flower · 07-28-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You just like using the word "peloton".

There is nothing more exciting than a tight, fast peloton, packed with throbbing legs, glistening sweat, and heavy breathing.

sunnybunny · 07-28-2004, 02:07 PM

In other tdF news, '98 winner Pantani's February death was just ruled an accidental cocaine overdose, according to yesterday's cyclingnews.com, but on the bright side, no doping substances were found in his bone marrow.

sunnybunny · 07-28-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
In other tdF news, '98 winner Pantani's February death was just ruled an accidental cocaine overdose, according to yesterday's cyclingnews.com, but on the bright side, no doping substances were found in his bone marrow.

and in case Lance wants to be a cry baby about people taunting him, check out this photo from Pantani's '98 tdF

http://www.marco-pantani.com/foto/tour1998.htm

Pretty Little Flower · 07-28-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
and in case Lance wants to be a cry baby about people taunting him, check out this photo from Pantani's '98 tdF

http://www.marco-pantani.com/foto/tour1998.htm

Whatever - those devil costumed guys (I know there is one original guy, but I saw too many this year for there to be just one) follow everyone around. Taunting is one thing. Spitting is a different story.

Not Bob · 07-28-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
the side window stickers handed out to family members of NYS Troopers do. As do NYS Trooper training acadamy sweatshirts.

Please. As if any hot chick without such accessories ever received a ticket.

(Yes, I am aware that there are women police officers, and that not all of them are gay. And that some of the men *are* gay. But that doesn't change the underlying premise, and you all know that. Plus, I just got a ticket, and I am thinking about the 12,857 times my wife has been issued a "warning" for speeding. Bitter much? Um, yeah.)

notcasesensitive · 07-28-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Please. As if any hot chick without such accessories ever received a ticket.

(Yes, I am aware that there are women police officers, and that not all of them are gay. And that some of the men *are* gay. But that doesn't change the underlying premise, and you all know that. Plus, I just got a ticket, and I am thinking about the 12,857 times my wife has been issued a "warning" for speeding. Bitter much? Um, yeah.)

well, the funny thing was that the sweatshirt trick worked for my mom. and, much as I feel bad for saying this, she is not hot. figures that the only time in her life she ever got pulled over she happened to be wearing a NYS Trooper sweatshirt. I'm relatively sure she didn't flash her tits. but she might have cried.*

*probably not. I think that the Trooper was feeling like being nice to a co-worker's mom-in-law. knowing how my mom drives, I find it amazing that she was ever going over the speed limit in the first place.

Replaced_Texan · 07-28-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Please. As if any hot chick without such accessories ever received a ticket.

(Yes, I am aware that there are women police officers, and that not all of them are gay. And that some of the men *are* gay. But that doesn't change the underlying premise, and you all know that. Plus, I just got a ticket, and I am thinking about the 12,857 times my wife has been issued a "warning" for speeding. Bitter much? Um, yeah.)

One of my sisters got off with a warning a record 19 times in a six month period. One of those times she was pulled over by a horse.

My last time pulled over, I cried and it didn't work. It sucks too, because I was legitimately crying over something that had nothing to do with the speeding ticket.

And by the way, the state of Arizona does not accept on-line defensive driving. Consider that my PSA for the day.