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03-07-2005, 05:43 PM
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03-07-2005, 05:44 PM
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#2237
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Moderator
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I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
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Originally posted by bilmore
Worked for Carly.
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Excellent.
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03-07-2005, 05:46 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Movies Not To See When You Are Sick
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Originally posted by ironweed
Don't get me wrong, I'll have a drink on a plane - there's fuck all else to do most of the time - but getting on a plane after a full-blown session and sitting there for hours while the hangover creeps stealthily in is my idea of hell. And drinking enough to stave it off is impossible when you've already made yourself conspicuous to the staff by stumbling onto the plane. The last thing they want is another mad drunk taking a shit in the aisle and screaming for gin.
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2. We were so fucking hungover that we got no argument from the flight crew when we told them that we qualified as "needing extra assistance getting on the plane." The woman at check-in was nice enough to find me a row to myself when I explained my hungover state, and one of our group was looking so bad that she was upgraded to bulkhead seating on sight, since there was more room and it was closer to the loo. I would have been happy to have been in a condition to drink all the way back to Houston, but the thought of more alcohol wasn't one that I could stomach for very long without worrying about heaving.
Flying hungover sucks.
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03-07-2005, 05:46 PM
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#2239
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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You're So Vain
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
She just looks like a horse's face.
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I thought (back then) that she was gorgeous. The nipplage album cover probably had songs inside it, but I'll never know for sure. |
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03-07-2005, 05:46 PM
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#2240
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Whipping Post
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the ghost of Plated's Socks
Late to the show dude, Plated originated the clever renaming of posts trick. In the oldskooldaze. Middlings like you and slave wouldn't remember.
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Why anyone would willingly brag about being here longer than anyone else is beyond me. |
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03-07-2005, 05:47 PM
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#2241
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What was number 1
We did this five years ago and it sucked then. |
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03-07-2005, 05:47 PM
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#2242
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Nostrilia
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Movies Not To See When You Are Sick
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It hasn't arrived yet. Just think how sweetness and light I'll be after I start netiing!!
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You go, girl!
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03-07-2005, 05:48 PM
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#2243
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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China Cat>Eleven>Morning Dew
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Originally posted by ironweed
The last thing they want is another mad drunk taking a shit in the aisle and screaming for gin.
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A buddy of mine claims the guy who did that lives down the street from him. I want to ask him for an interview. I think the guy's story would make a fantastic freelance piece. My friend refused to give me the name.
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03-07-2005, 05:48 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Piano Man
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
In You're So Vain, carly sings "You had one eye in the mirror as, you watched yourself gavotte..." I think it means "dance," but I believe it also has an insulting usage, as in, "you're a preening asshole." I've thought about chucking it into motion papers to describe some of the more pompous arseholes I deal with, but I'm hesitant to do so.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOh. I had no idea what you were talking about. Is that what she says? Huh.
So, anyway, yes. It does mean a dance -- to the music I was referring to before. I think it's some French peasant dance or something (as well as the music to which such dance is set) -- akin to the word "waltz", if you will. |
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03-07-2005, 05:51 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
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More than meets the eye
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“A prostate specific antigen blood test and a two second look at your tailpipe can save your life,” said Atkins.
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03-07-2005, 05:52 PM
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Maybe it's because it rhymes with Hot Pockets
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Originally posted by Sunny's Snot Rocket
You go, girl!
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I am just now getting to the point where I can say "Sunny's Snot Rocket" out loud without laughing. I tried to explain this joke to Mrs. Weed the other night, but only wound up feeling even more alienated from the lives that normal people lead than I usually do. |
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03-07-2005, 05:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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What was number 1
Was yours "Happy Birthday," the remix?
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03-07-2005, 05:53 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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What was number 1
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Why anyone would willingly brag about being here longer than anyone else is beyond me.
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
We did this five years ago and it sucked then.
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I just wanted to see this again.
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03-07-2005, 05:54 PM
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#2249
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China Cat>Eleven>Morning Dew
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A buddy of mine claims the guy who did that lives down the street from him. I want to ask him for an interview. I think the guy's story would make a fantastic freelance piece. My friend refused to give me the name.
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Does your buddy live in Greenwich? |
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03-07-2005, 05:54 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: exile from Infirmation.com
Posts: 9
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China Cat>Eleven>Morning Dew
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A buddy of mine claims the guy who did that lives down the street from him. I want to ask him for an interview. I think the guy's story would make a fantastic freelance piece. My friend refused to give me the name.
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Gerard Finnernan. Back in the day he lived in CT. Plated may have known him. And may know your buddy.
and it wasn't a shit in the aisle, it was atop the food cart. In First Class.
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