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08-09-2005, 04:00 PM
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#2251
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Just so you know
My oldest child (>2 yrs) is in the single digits for weight percentile, and the 90's for height; my youngest (4 mos) is about 50/50. Based on this information, I have slated the oldest to become a supermodel, and then a host for a TV show on the E! network or reality show; the youngest will be pushed to become a professional golfer/tennis player, and/or graduate from a top ten university, and top five graduate school.
I am the best parent ever. You all can give up now and accept defeat.
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08-09-2005, 04:00 PM
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#2252
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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trying to help
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm working on my nurturing instinct, bitch.
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I'm pretty sure this is a line from a Tarantino film, but which one? As usual, RP is too allusive for me.
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08-09-2005, 04:15 PM
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#2253
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm pretty sure this is a line from a Tarantino film, but which one? As usual, RP is too allusive for me.
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Dude, you can't miss her, she's the size of a house.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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08-09-2005, 04:18 PM
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#2254
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: tracking you down
Posts: 103
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Atticus, my boy, I think that everyone will agree that I am mostly correct*
*Circle-jerk alert: This is a phrase coined by sebastian dangerfield, and which has been adopted as shorthand by many posters for a sweeping generalization.
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Actually, wasn't that a quote from the political intern asshat in the letter he wrote to his girlfriend explaining why he was breaking up with her? |
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08-09-2005, 04:22 PM
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#2255
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
WHATever. And, I sometimes think str8s posts are yours now, because of the baby avatar. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
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2 (as to the str8 avatar thing). As to the rest of this conversation, I could care less. Actually I couldn't care less, but somehow our society has shortened that sentiment to "I could care less". Less probably doesn't care either, but I wouldn't presume to speak for him.
I told my ever-judgmental sister that I never plan to breast-feed should I ever have any children (such a big if that it is laughable) and then got speeches each time I saw her about how bad it is for babies not to be breastfed, yadda yadda yadda (making one wonder how all the thousands of babies born during the 70s ever survived, but I digress). I have since stopped spending time with my sister and I have no interest in ever discussing breast-feeding with anyone ever again.
Or, to be more direct, I could care less.  (this mad smiley thing popped up on its own somehow (I'm not sure what the code for it is but I must have inadvertantly hit it), but I'll let it stand because it has gumption) |
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08-09-2005, 04:24 PM
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#2256
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Just so you know
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
My oldest child (>2 yrs) is in the single digits for weight percentile, and the 90's for height; my youngest (4 mos) is about 50/50. Based on this information, I have slated the oldest to become a supermodel, and then a host for a TV show on the E! network or reality show; the youngest will be pushed to become a professional golfer/tennis player, and/or graduate from a top ten university, and top five graduate school.
I am the best parent ever. You all can give up now and accept defeat.
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Are you breastfeeding them? How are your nipples doing? |
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08-09-2005, 04:31 PM
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#2257
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Quote:
Originally posted by bill killer
Actually, wasn't that a quote from the political intern asshat in the letter he wrote to his girlfriend explaining why he was breaking up with her?
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Really? I wonder whether he stole if from sebby, or vice versa.
(Oh, and a belated welcome back!) |
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08-09-2005, 04:32 PM
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#2258
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
2 (as to the str8 avatar thing). As to the rest of this conversation, I could care less. Actually I couldn't care less, but somehow our society has shortened that sentiment to "I could care less".
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Its wrong. Just plain wrong.
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I told my ever-judgmental sister that I never plan to breast-feed should I ever have any children
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You are greedy. Don't just think about the children...breastfeeding is not just for kids! What about Mr. Man or whoever the future flavour of the month is?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
(such a big if that it is laughable)
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LOL!
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
about how bad it is for babies not to be breastfed, yadda yadda yadda (making one wonder how all the thousands of babies born during the 70s ever survived, but I digress).
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(not to be judgmental, I am not but fyi) My oldest would have died during infancy without breastfeeding but we didn't know that until many months after the fact. FWIW. YMMV, it was a relatively rare genetic disorder (although there is another 'former" poster who has a relative with the same condition).
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have no interest in ever discussing breast-feeding with anyone ever again.
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This line says no, but the post itself says yes, yes, yes!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-09-2005, 04:34 PM
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#2259
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Just so you know
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Are you breastfeeding them? How are your nipples doing?
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Breastfeeding is for losers. I feed them raw meat and steroids. My nipples miss you, but they are doing fine considering.
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08-09-2005, 04:34 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Its wrong. Just plain wrong.
You are greedy. Don't just think about the children...breastfeeding is not just for kids! What about Mr. Man or whoever the future flavour of the month is?
LOL!
(not to be judgmental, I am not but fyi) My oldest would have died during infancy without breastfeeding but we didn't know that until many months after the fact. FWIW. YMMV, it was a relatively rare genetic disorder (although there is another 'former" poster who has a relative with the same condition).
This line says no, but the post itself says yes, yes, yes!
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08-09-2005, 04:37 PM
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#2261
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No.
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You seem very into the mad smiley thing (that has gumption) today. Is your bio clock ticking? FWIW, kids would be a great excuse to watch documentaries on teddy bear factories. |
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08-09-2005, 04:39 PM
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#2262
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No. 
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No what? I am sensing a mixed vibe here.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-09-2005, 04:39 PM
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#2263
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
:love:[/SIZE]
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This thingy has never, ever conveyed "love" to me. It conveys "tribal custom of greeting by touching tongues." oslt. |
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08-09-2005, 04:39 PM
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#2264
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You seem very into the mad smiley thing (that has gumption) today. Is your bio clock ticking? FWIW, kids would be a great excuse to watch documentaries on teddy bear factories.
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This is not your best material. |
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08-09-2005, 04:40 PM
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#2265
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This is not your best material.
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What percentile is it in?
ETA why are we on the lwk board? |
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