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07-28-2004, 03:46 PM
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#2251
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Police charitable organizations
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My last time pulled over, I cried and it didn't work. It sucks too, because I was legitimately crying over something that had nothing to do with the speeding ticket.
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what the hell were you doing going through your keepsake box while driving anyway? you're lucky you didn't kill someone. |
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07-28-2004, 04:12 PM
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#2252
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Police charitable organizations
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
what the hell were you doing going through your keepsake box while driving anyway? you're lucky you didn't kill someone.
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Hey, I was moving across the country. The entire car was a damned keepsake box.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-28-2004, 04:16 PM
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#2253
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Poll: Have you ever (wrongly) convinced yourself that a board personality was someone you actually know IRL?
I ask this because I found myself today imagining that this BITCH of an opposing counsel in one of my cases can come from giving oral. I don't think she's Canadian, though.
I am starting to suspect that Sebastian Dangerfield was a college suitemate of mine. Let me try this out: Sebby, I was fucking your girlfriend. That was not cool, and I'm sorry.
Ages ago I was convinced I knew someone else on the board, but that was because he really was a fat guy at Willkie, and this was before I realized that people on the FB lie about themselves.
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07-28-2004, 04:18 PM
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#2254
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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... and one of the Texas Rangers ambushed by Butch Cavendish set up a speed trap.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of my sisters got off with a warning a record 19 times in a six month period. One of those times she was pulled over by a horse.
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OK, you have got to give us the details on this one. Your sister won't mind. |
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07-28-2004, 04:20 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: Have you ever (wrongly) convinced yourself that a board personality was someone you actually know IRL?
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I was convinced that the OddMan was cyber-stalking me through Penske's Thurgreed sock. Then I realized the Thurgreed sock was not nearly angry enough to be the OM.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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07-28-2004, 04:21 PM
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#2256
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
people on the FB lie about themselves.
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cite, please
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-28-2004, 04:23 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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The Big Lie
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
cite, please
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I'm actually only 30.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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07-28-2004, 04:25 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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... and one of the Texas Rangers ambushed by Butch Cavendish set up a speed trap
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Originally posted by Not Bob
OK, you have got to give us the details on this one. Your sister won't mind.
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I've definitely got off more than 19 times, but in a 6th month period?????????????
In other news, I was watching hte E True Hollywood Story of Laci Peterson last night and they had a lot of Scott Peterson interview footage...that is one shady mofo. Even if he didn't kill her, he should be locked up for being a slithery scumball.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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07-28-2004, 04:27 PM
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#2259
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: Have you ever (wrongly) convinced yourself that a board personality was someone you actually know IRL?
I ask this because I found myself today imagining that this BITCH of an opposing counsel in one of my cases can come from giving oral. I don't think she's Canadian, though.
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are you saying you think that gwinky is a BITCH? if i said earlier that i can come while giving and not receiving, and the "don't think she's Canadian" was to ensure it's me, then I'm not your opposing counsel. i don't litigate. and I'm not opposing anyone in txn right now. |
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07-28-2004, 04:27 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: Have you ever (wrongly) convinced yourself that a board personality was someone you actually know IRL?
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Yes, and I FREAKED OUT. As the people who know me can attest, I am not, um, shy really but I prefer to know who knows who I am rather than feel like people know and won't admit it (if that makes sense?) I was CONVINCED I knew Fugee and that she was purposefully not admitting she "knew" me. I also thought I knew Prima but it turns out I just started making out with his wife. |
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07-28-2004, 04:34 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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The Big Lie
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm actually only 30.
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You've obviously had a hard life, youngster. |
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07-28-2004, 04:39 PM
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#2262
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Random discovery
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
here goes rat girl* again. we need to start up another bingo game today obviously.
*yes, we really called her that. outable to my little law school clique, I know.
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I didn't realize we went to school together, or maybe she's a "type".
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-28-2004, 04:40 PM
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#2263
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Random discovery
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
and you might want to look at the "as opposed to the last few times I looked at this stuff"
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I'm guessing he probably doesn't look at this stuff on a weekly basis.
Unlike you.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-28-2004, 04:41 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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ABBAKiss
I also thought I knew Prima but it turns out I just started making out with his wife.
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I mean really. Who hasn't. |
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07-28-2004, 04:46 PM
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#2265
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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... and one of the Texas Rangers ambushed by Butch Cavendish set up a speed trap.
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
OK, you have got to give us the details on this one. Your sister won't mind.
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One of those stories that loses momentum after explanation. Illegal right turn in heavy traffic. Cop on horse right there. Walks, er trots, up to her car and indicates that she's in deep shit if she doesn't pull over. She pulls over and gets a talking to. Makes friends with the horse and left with a warning.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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