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06-21-2005, 03:25 PM
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#2251
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
When is someone going to explain explicitly to Sunny that "sloppy seconds" in this scenario refers to her?
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Are the seconds sloppy if she hasn't has a shag in months? |
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06-21-2005, 03:25 PM
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#2252
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Don't worry, dear. Your dirty thirties are thisclose. Soon you will be a whore like gwnc and won't have to use the Basic Instinct White Skirt imagery.
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That chick in Basic Instinct, she got pretty sloppy. |
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06-21-2005, 03:27 PM
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#2253
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Are the seconds sloppy if she hasn't has a shag in months?
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It depends on where she comes out on the "is the disco mitt enjoying a resurgence?" debate. |
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06-21-2005, 03:27 PM
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#2254
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is that pronounced "farts" or "p-hearts?" Because if she said she was selling farts...well you know.
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Is anyone else shaking their head? |
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06-21-2005, 03:33 PM
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#2255
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sloppy Joes are made with ground up beef. Ick.
When is someone going to explain explicitly to Sunny that "sloppy seconds" in this scenario refers to her?
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Someone's got to actually fuck someone for there to be sloppy seconds.
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06-21-2005, 03:36 PM
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#2256
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I say hand them out to his friends as lovely parting gifts for the sloppy seconds.
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Why does this sound familiar?
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Boogers!
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06-21-2005, 03:36 PM
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#2257
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Someone's got to actually fuck someone for there to be sloppy seconds.
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Good point, given the context. My point was simply that it's a phrase that one uses to refer to one's ex, not to oneself.
Now I've become a degrading-terms timmy. Help me. |
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06-21-2005, 03:40 PM
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#2258
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On a somewhat related note, what do I do with my hearts?
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I think I've just been insulted.
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Reverse wheelbarrow whiff. |
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06-21-2005, 03:45 PM
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#2259
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Asinine lists
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So Energy Spatula over at Will Work for Favorable Dicta reports on a ridiculous article over at MSN on "Ten Things Every Single Girl Must Own
1. A fabulous photo of yourself
2. A pretty pair of heels
3. An Eminem CD
4. A great pickup line…and a way to blow 'em off
5. A six-pack of good bottled beer
6. Bathroom reading
7. A business card
8. Earplugs
9. A straight male friend on your speed-dial
10. A condom
According to Energy Spatula, these are all mantrapping items. "They suggest that you use the awesome picture of yourself to send to people you meet online so they'll think you're hot, and hang it on the fridge at eye-level so any guy you bring home will look at it and think you're hot too." Their beer suggestion is Sam Adams. The ear plugs are just in case he snores. The reading material isn't for the ladies.
I had no idea Eminem was the Trinity Sessions of the male population.
Fuck, I snore. And where the fuck are the vibrators on this list? One condom? Jesus, let's not get too optimistic.
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Did Count de Monet compile this list? Its very toe curling kissy. |
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06-21-2005, 03:48 PM
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#2260
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would like a nooner and/or afternoon delight today but I won't get one.
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Why not?
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06-21-2005, 03:50 PM
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#2261
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Chainsaws
quote:
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would like a nooner and/or afternoon delight today but I won't get one.
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why not?
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The circus just left town.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-21-2005, 03:57 PM
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#2262
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why not?
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It's my new self discipline plan. No sex in my office or in the champagne room. |
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06-21-2005, 03:58 PM
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#2263
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
quote:
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I would like a nooner and/or afternoon delight today but I won't get one.
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The circus just left town.
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I don't even know what this means. I do not fuck acrobats or lion tamers, you pool of PLF's ejaculate. |
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06-21-2005, 04:06 PM
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#2264
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't even know what this means. I do not fuck acrobats or lion tamers.
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Get outta my dreams, get into my clown car.
Beep beep, yeah.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 04:11 PM
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#2265
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Guest
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
It depends on where she comes out on the "is the disco mitt enjoying a resurgence?" debate.
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How would a resurgent disco mitt look in a see through white skirt with no undies? |
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