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notcasesensitive · 07-26-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I still listen to the Pumpkins and Jane's Addiction. Nirvana has held up well. The rest sound dated to me.

me: STP and Jane's Addiction. Pumpkins when I'm in the mood. Never listen to the rest of the batch anymore.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-26-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
She has a writing/producing credit on The Daily still. Back when Kilby was hosting, the two of them hooked up, and when they broke up, for some reason that defies logic, he was the winner.

Interesting.

'In 1996, Madeleine Smithberg and Lizz Winstead created a fake news show for Comedy Central. It was intended to be a caustic parody of infotainment-laden television news programs.

"When we were developing the show, we wanted to reveal, as they did in Broadcast News with William Hurt and Ted Baxter [on The Mary Tyler Moore Show] that these people, these [news anchors], are merely shells of the people who work really hard and give them the info behind the scenes."

The host of the show, Craig Kilborn, was a pretty boy from Minnesota, by way of ESPN. One of the original correspondents, Beth Littleford, remembers him as being "dumb as wood." Which might explain why Kilborn thought it was a good idea to piss off one of the show's executive producers during an Esquire interview:

"There are a lot of bitches on the staff, and, hey, they're emotional people. You can print that! You know how women are -- they overreact. It's not really a big deal. And to be honest, Lizz does find me very attractive. If I wanted her to blow me, she would."

Years later, Beth Littleford would respond in an interview with the Toronto Sun: "NO one would give the man a blowjob! NO one who was in their right mind who was not on drugs or under coercion would give the man a blowjob! That's my opinion."'

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/daily-show/

Looks like she won to me.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-26-2005, 03:54 PM

I thought this was photoshopped, but it's from imdb.com:

sorry, coltrane, you had one slash too many, but it still doesn't work.

Replaced_Texan · 07-26-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's all well and good, but what the fuck is wrong with his nose? Why doesn't he get it fixed? It's not like if Barbara Streisand got a nose job. His, objectively speaking, looks deformed. No one would look down their nose at him if he were to get a nose job.

TM

Brother broke it back when they were in high school. Dunno why he hasn't gotten it fixed, but it hasn't exactly held him back.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-26-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Maybe imperfections (at least innocuous ones) are endearing.

That ain't no innocuous imperfection. It is an affront to my delicate sensibilities.

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Originally posted by Gattigap
And if I were uploading your desktop background screen to demonstrate, I wouldn't be so quick to criticize.

What can I say? I guess it helps me feel better about my own looks.

TM

07-26-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If you called them Bucks, you wouldn't have to put the explanatory "(deer)" in. Did they eat anything.

Hopefully they ate the dog poop I haven't had a chance to pick up.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 07-26-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only movie I liked Favreau in was that one where he and Christian Slater try to cover up the accidental killing of the stripper at the bachelor party (Very Bad Things?). He's funny when he finally breaks down and loses it near the end of the flick.

That movie was so horrendously bad that I can't believe you mentioned the word "like" in conjunction with it.

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 07-26-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think we need to have an FB "Easily-Amused-Off" (I'm sure you will correct my hyphens).

I would win. I laugh at commercials.

ThurgreedMarshall · 07-26-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think they would. Plus maybe he just doesn't care and/or he likes it. I don't really care for him, but I like it. Stuff like that makes a face more interesting. Like scars, beauty marks, etc.

The man has a penis for a nose.*

Is there such a thing as too much character? If he had no lips, would that make his face similarly interesting?

TM

*I will note that this might be why you like it so much.

robustpuppy · 07-26-2005, 04:00 PM

My ears are clogged and I can't get them to pop. I feel like I'm perpetually in a tunnel.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 07-26-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My ears are clogged and I can't get them to pop. I feel like I'm perpetually in a tunnel.

Sunny's snot rocket might help. Failing that, I'd try an ear candle.

Hank Chinaski · 07-26-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Interesting.

'In 1996, Madeleine Smithberg and Lizz Winstead created a fake news show for Comedy Central. It was intended to be a caustic parody of infotainment-laden television news programs.

"When we were developing the show, we wanted to reveal, as they did in Broadcast News with William Hurt and Ted Baxter [on The Mary Tyler Moore Show] that these people, these [news anchors], are merely shells of the people who work really hard and give them the info behind the scenes."

The host of the show, Craig Kilborn, was a pretty boy from Minnesota, by way of ESPN. One of the original correspondents, Beth Littleford, remembers him as being "dumb as wood." Which might explain why Kilborn thought it was a good idea to piss off one of the show's executive producers during an Esquire interview:

"There are a lot of bitches on the staff, and, hey, they're emotional people. You can print that! You know how women are -- they overreact. It's not really a big deal. And to be honest, Lizz does find me very attractive. If I wanted her to blow me, she would."

Years later, Beth Littleford would respond in an interview with the Toronto Sun: "NO one would give the man a blowjob! NO one who was in their right mind who was not on drugs or under coercion would give the man a blowjob! That's my opinion."'

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/daily-show/

Looks like she won to me.

TM

When the time comes, Is she planning on using an epidural?

ltl/fb · 07-26-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Sunny's snot rocket might help. Failing that, I'd try an ear candle.

Are you trying to push the pregnant lady to a life of crime??

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This is really gross, but I'm a new woman Post #1873

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It's dishwasher safe so probably it could have multiple uses.

I did discover in my googling that the "second stage" cleansing is regurgitating warm salt water in the morning. I will not be going that far. I will try it on the nose because I have gunk in the back of my throat and a sinus headache for the umpteenth day in a row.
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I'm afraid it's a gateway device. Before you know it you'll be robbing old ladies to pay for the next high colonic or ear candle.

ltl/fb · 07-26-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
My ears are clogged and I can't get them to pop. I feel like I'm perpetually in a tunnel.

If it's really, really a problem, steroids might help.

taxwonk · 07-26-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by RealityBites
We have an IM program that we use internally at work. It doesn't have the "BUZZ" feature that Yahoo! has. I miss that.

I want to buzz people today.

Dogs woke me up at 5am because we had 5 bucks (deer) in our backyard. they suck.

The bucks or the dogs?