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07-21-2006, 03:39 PM
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#2251
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And TITS. Don't forget TITS.
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For her, I would wear uncomfortable shoes.
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07-21-2006, 03:39 PM
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#2252
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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We can't go on hurting each other.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
An excellent question. I make more, so I pay more often. He is not Costanza-like though.
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07-21-2006, 03:40 PM
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#2253
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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To NotBob, the mayor of Whoville
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Et tu, Chevy?
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Per Flinty, I'll take your "tu" and raise you another "tu." Pink, of course.
(Believe it or not, I was actually offering a self-deprecating olive branch. Perhaps I should have said "reverse happy Friday." After all, would you rather be the Grinch or the mayor of Whoville?*)
CDF
* I tend towards the former...and I think you prefer the latter. No?
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Axe murderer? No problem!
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07-21-2006, 03:44 PM
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#2254
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by taxwonk
For her, I would wear uncomfortable shoes.
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I would wear stilettos, walk on hot coals, broken glass...
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07-21-2006, 03:49 PM
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#2255
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Dear "Men" of the FB:
It has become apparent that you have been watching way too much Queer Eye For the Straight Guy. Please stay focused, and perhaps watch the NFL's Greatest Games on ESPN Classic or more Dirty Harry movies during the long summer break, and refrain from starting a heated discussion on your favortite hair care products. It's fine for you to like clothes, just don't go public with it.
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Does your job require footwear? Shoes are the first thing people look at. (Third or maybe fourth, if you're female and the observer is a heterosexual male.)
CDF
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07-21-2006, 03:50 PM
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#2256
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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And ice cream castles in the air.
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
(Believe it or not, I was actually offering a self-deprecating olive branch. Perhaps I should have said "reverse happy Friday.")
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Whoops. Not Bob regrets the error. |
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07-21-2006, 03:50 PM
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#2257
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Does your job require footwear? Shoes are the first thing people look at. (Third or maybe fourth, if you're female and the observer is a heterosexual male.)
CDF
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I almost never look at shoes on men. Shirts. I look at shirts. They are at eye level.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-21-2006, 03:55 PM
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#2258
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I would wear stilettos, walk on hot coals, broken glass...
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That doesn't sound difficult at all. The stilettos would prevent the coals/glass from hurting your feet. Is that all Scarlett is worth?
I'd consider doing fringey if I could get me some of that.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-21-2006, 03:56 PM
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#2259
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I would wear stilettos, walk on hot coals, broken glass...
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I don't get the Scarlett Johansson thing. I'd take any number of tight-bodied brunettes (or blondes) over her. I don't think her face is that special either.
For comparison purposes, I offer you Charlize Theron. Scarlett's not even in her league.
CDF
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07-21-2006, 03:58 PM
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#2260
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That doesn't sound difficult at all. The stilettos would prevent the coals/glass from hurting your feet. Is that all Scarlett is worth?
I'd consider doing fringey if I could get me some of that.
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Hah. After me, you wouldn't want (to give) her (any of the many many diseases you had caught).
Her TITS are framed and presented nicely in that dress, but she doesn't look all that great.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-21-2006, 04:04 PM
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#2261
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
I don't get the Scarlett Johansson thing. I'd take any number of tight-bodied brunettes (or blondes) over her. I don't think her face is that special either.
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I was with you at first, but she falls into that "there's just something about her" category, because...there's just something about her. She's not the most beautiful woman in the world in photos, but she is so fucking attractive whenever I've seen her in an interview or movie or whatever.
And she has great tits.
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07-21-2006, 04:06 PM
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#2262
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Does your job require footwear? Shoes are the first thing people look at. (Third or maybe fourth, if you're female and the observer is a heterosexual male.)
CDF
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No, I'm an attorney, not a foot model. Though I have been complemented on my pedicured feet, framed by the most delightful pair of handmade Italian sandals . 
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-21-2006, 04:09 PM
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#2263
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Jesus H. Christ
Quote:
Originally posted by cheval de frise
I don't get the Scarlett Johansson thing. I'd take any number of tight-bodied brunettes (or blondes) over her. I don't think her face is that special either.
For comparison purposes, I offer you Charlize Theron. Scarlett's not even in her league.
CDF
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That's cool. You don't need to get the Scarlett thing. Really.
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07-21-2006, 04:14 PM
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#2264
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's cool. You don't need to get the Scarlett thing. Really.
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Yep. He just increased our odds from 200,000,000:1 to 199,999,999:1. Now we actually have a chance.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-21-2006, 04:17 PM
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#2265
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Jesus H. Christ
Quote:
Originally posted by cheval de frise
I don't get the Scarlett Johansson thing. I'd take any number of tight-bodied brunettes (or blondes) over her. I don't think her face is that special either.
For comparison purposes, I offer you Charlize Theron. Scarlett's not even in her league.
CDF
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She likes old men. |
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