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[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Toss 'em both because you can't even trade to get something good with that coconut crap.

TM

Almond Joy = B+
Mounds = D-

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Almond Joy = B+
Mounds = D-

Hmm. I find that my grade allocation with respect to the Mounds and the Almond Joy depends upon whether or not I feel like a nut.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, you just explained why Less' argument in favor of my non-rice eating policy is damned near irrefutable. If it makes sense to eschew rice when you have the delicacy, and you have a delicacy all the time, why the fuck eat rice?

Do you know what "delicacy" means?

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. I find that my grade allocation with respect to the Mounds and the Almond Joy depends upon whether or not I feel like a nut.

You have nice Mounds.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Hmm. I find that my grade allocation with respect to the Mounds and the Almond Joy depends upon whether or not I feel like a nut.

Nuts! Always NUTS!!

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you know what "delicacy" means?

TM

It means "not rice, or Wonder Bread, or mayo."

Duh.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you, Britney Spears Federline.

The Chron's review of his album:

"If we reviewed this CD, we would have to acknowledge that Kevin Federline is a legitimate artist and not just some former backup dancer with a penchant for cigarettes and strippers who bum-lucked his way into marrying Britney Spears and making her babies. We would also have to pretend to forget all the other milquetoast rappers that came before him -- Vanilla Ice, Snow, 3rd Bass, Ugly Duckling, House of Pain -- and listen with open ears. And, finally, we would have to sit through songs like "America's Most Hated" and "Lose Control" (which inexplicably includes the lyrics "This is that hip-hop flava with a little rock 'n' roll") without losing our breakfast. There is no way any of that is going to happen."

But some guy at the AP liked it - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...&sn=002&sc=819

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Crunchy, of course. Who eats "regular" Cheetos?

Um, I do...

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sometimes, when I'm not eating them in moderation, I hold off on licking the orange Cheeto dust from my fingers until I've finished the Cheetos. Then I have a super orange, salty, intensely-flavored mini-snack. It is very hard to then return your fingers to their normal color.

TM

So YOU are the inspiration for the Ron White comedy bit about being home alone drunk with porn, passing out and waking up with Aloe Flavored Cheetos on your fingers.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
So YOU are the inspiration for the Ron White comedy bit about being home alone drunk with porn, passing out and waking up with Aloe Flavored Cheetos on your fingers.

I'm not sure how well you know Thurgreed, but I'm reasonably certain, from my limited in-person interaction with him coupled with my extensive review of the collected works of his lawyer-chatting-style-board posts, that he does not consider himself to be the inspiration of any "bits" of comedians who go on tour with a jackass whose only attempt at humor is repeatedly yelling in the most hickish accent possible "GIT 'ER DONE!!!"

Maybe you have some insight into his personality that I miss, however. Posting can be so impersonal.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sure how well you know Thurgreed, but I'm reasonably certain, from my limited in-person interaction with him coupled with my extensive review of the collected works of his lawyer-chatting-style-board posts, that he does not consider himself to be the inspiration of any "bits" of comedians who go on tour with a jackass whose only attempt at humor is repeatedly yelling in the most hickish accent possible "GIT 'ER DONE!!!"

Maybe you have some insight into his personality that I miss, however. Posting can be so impersonal.

One thing I know about Thurgreed is that he's really pissed all the "deformed giant" roles in Hollywood, ie Princess Bride- Big Fish, etc, go to white deformed giants. The Hollywood jews are keeping the pituitary-case brothers down apparently.

Hank (proportionate) C.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sure how well you know Thurgreed, but I'm reasonably certain, from my limited in-person interaction with him coupled with my extensive review of the collected works of his lawyer-chatting-style-board posts, that he does not consider himself to be the inspiration of any "bits" of comedians who go on tour with a jackass whose only attempt at humor is repeatedly yelling in the most hickish accent possible "GIT 'ER DONE!!!"

Maybe you have some insight into his personality that I miss, however. Posting can be so impersonal.

I realize this is not directed at me, but to jump off somewhat, I have laughed at a Ron White joke before although overall, I do not find him funny. Larry the Cable Guy is an affront to humanity. My poopy ass is way funnier than Larry the Cable Guy.

Speaking of funny and not, I heard a rumor that Borat's movie is now only going to be shown in limited release in urban and presumably hi-octane centers and not in lower-octane Bush-country-type places. Is this true?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not sure how well you know Thurgreed, but I'm reasonably certain, from my limited in-person interaction with him coupled with my extensive review of the collected works of his lawyer-chatting-style-board posts, that he does not consider himself to be the inspiration of any "bits" of comedians who go on tour with a jackass whose only attempt at humor is repeatedly yelling in the most hickish accent possible "GIT 'ER DONE!!!"

Maybe you have some insight into his personality that I miss, however. Posting can be so impersonal.

What was that on, the redneck tour right? So not funny. Just not really funny. something foxworthy Jeff something or other marginally funny but the rest of them? Kings of Comedy much funnier man.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of funny and not, I heard a rumor that Borat's movie is now only going to be shown in limited release in urban and presumably hi-octane centers and not in lower-octane Bush-country-type places. Is this true?

What did you all think of his SNL opener last week? I thought there were parts that were really, really funny, but others that were pretty much just offensive.

tm

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
One thing I know about Thurgreed is that he's really pissed all the "deformed giant" roles in Hollywood, ie Princess Bride- Big Fish, etc, go to white deformed giants. The Hollywood jews are keeping the pituitary-case brothers down apparently.

Hank (proportionate) C.

Isn't it all just CGI now anyway? The dude in Bad Santa totally turned the market around for little black guys who swear until the Wayans brothers pulled that carpet right out from under him (you should have heard the hil-ar-ious cuss words coming out of his mouth when that happened!) with their CGI Little Man (or whatever the hell that movie was called... not White Chicks... the other one... with a little man in it...).