Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
My favorite - "processed cheese food".
Isn't all cheese food?
Isn't all cheese processed?

Anne

No.

Processed Cheese Food is only Processed. Not cheese. Not food.

Think McDonalds Milk Shake. Another complex polymer.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
My favorite - "processed cheese food".
Isn't all cheese food?
Isn't all cheese processed?

Anne

mmmmm, processed cheese food . . . Which brings to mind another favorite. Not getting enough mechanically separated chicken in your diet? Looking for something with a little more tripe? More partially defatted beef fatty tissue? Try Potted Meat Food Product.

http://www.pk.org/pottedmeat.html

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
mmmmm, processed cheese food . . . Which brings to mind another favorite. Not getting enough mechanically separated chicken in your diet? Looking for something with a little more tripe? More partially defatted beef fatty tissue? Try Potted Meat Food Product.

http://www.pk.org/pottedmeat.html

(Spree: dead animals in a can)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bilmore
I truly hope that you see the incredible humor in what you just typed.

You're probably an anti-dentite too...

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'd be very careful at any but the most Americanized Mexican restaurants then, since lard is the primary ingredient in most Mexican dishes, including some vegeterian sounding dishes like bean burritos, where the beans and the tortilla are held together with lard.

That's why in NYC (affectionately dubbed "Hymietown" by the "Reverend" (but certainly not "Reverent") Jesse Jackson) the Mexican joints prominently advertise "NO LARD" (if, in fact, they don't use it...) on their menus.

Good advice, though.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
What's with this?

In a place where folks like to use guns, they should be able to hit what they aim for. This just further lessens my respect for Texans.

I'll give the benefit of the doubt here. It's hard to aim from a moving pickup when the gun is in one hand, you've got a Lone Star in the other and you're guiding the steering wheel with your knee while doing 75 on a two laner. Sheesh, even Annie Oakley would have had a tough time with that.

There are other reasons, more approprate to the politics board, which serve to lessen my respect for Texans.

sf

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
I truly hope that you see the incredible humor in what you just typed.

It's amazing how predictable you've become. I point out your arrogance. You bring up "PC" or "Rap music" or "tv" (all subjects where I criticize your arrogance). I explain to you how so many other people see you. Your knee jerk reaction is to say, "that's funny because you act the same way." No shit. The difference is, I see it and for the most part know I'm full of shit. You are convinced you are flawless when you are actually worse than me. There's the fucking rub.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I love that if I feel like listening to Show Tunes then BY GOD let there be show tunes!

Cute. This reminds me -- the other day I was speaking with a friend of mine who said her 5 y.o. son (this is the one who recently moved to Scarsdale, for those of you following my life that closely...) loved "Chicago" and loves the soundtrack. To which I said, "well, I guess we know where this is going". (I almost said Anttwat right afterward, but caught myself just in time.)

This is the same kid who, before his mother can even get the key in the ignition, is shouting, "Mommy -- put on 'Shake your Tail Feather'!!!" and then has to listen to it three times in succession. Very odd boy...

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
My favorite - "processed cheese food".
Isn't all cheese food?
Isn't all cheese processed?

Anne

I believe that's distantly cheese-related aerosol stuff that doesn't contain enough cheese to actually meet the FDA definition of "cheese".

But anyone who even remotely tries to suggest that my crunchy Cheetos or Hostess Sno-balls aren't completely natural and wholesome can go fuck themselves.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
(Spree: dead animals in a can)

you could always go for the environmentally sensitive alternative, Quorn .

(spree: mushed up fungus, er, mycoprotein, in various, vaguely familiar shapes)

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by purse junkie
But anyone who even remotely tries to suggest that my crunchy Cheetos or Hostess Sno-balls aren't completely natural and wholesome can go fuck themselves.

Things don't have to be wholesome to be tas-ty (he says with a Wonk-like gleam in his eye).

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
mmmmm, processed cheese food . . . Which brings to mind another favorite. Not getting enough mechanically separated chicken in your diet? Looking for something with a little more tripe? More partially defatted beef fatty tissue? Try Potted Meat Food Product.

http://www.pk.org/pottedmeat.html

No thank you. I have survived a long time without partaking in Spam and Vienna Sausages*. I'd like to keep the streak going.

The Brains in Milk Gravy is scary.

Anne
Spam, spam, spam, spam.
Spam, spam, spam, spam.
SPAM!............

*Despite the best efforts of the Director of the summer canoe camp I went to.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Quorn

I can hardly wait to see where this is going. So to speak.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I believe that's distantly cheese-related aerosol stuff that doesn't contain enough cheese to actually meet the FDA definition of "cheese".

Warning to all: do not try this stuff as an adult. it is better to think fondly back to how much you enjoyed it as a kid than to have the knowledge that it is actually quite foul.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
you could always go for the environmentally sensitive alternative, Quorn .

(spree: mushed up fungus, er, mycoprotein, in various, vaguely familiar shapes)

Hmmm, do you think the Quorn factory is like a really big Play-Doh shape maker thingy?

Anne
Think varieties on the fun factory.