Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Vienna Sausages

Can't stand them either but I learned from my father that Vienna Sausage can lids make very fine roofing material for bird feeders.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're probably an anti-dentite too...

Jaws for Jesus.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by purse junkie

But anyone who even remotely tries to suggest that my crunchy Cheetos or Hostess Sno-balls aren't completely natural and wholesome can go fuck themselves.

Clearly all that Sno-ball eating is doing wonders for your temperament.

(There's something magical out there called fiber. You might experience some relief after eating it and see the world in a whole new light.)

In the meantime, back to the ignore list.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Clearly all that Sno-ball eating is doing wonders for your temperament.
....

In the meantime, back to the ignore list.

Gwinky, have you been eating sno-balls?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Clearly all that Sno-ball eating is doing wonders for your temperament.

I'm glad we've finally gotten back to an FB-appropriate topic like snowballing. Please carry on.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The difference is, I see it and for the most part know I'm full of shit.

You know, for many people, this would strike them as a good final comment. You use it as the prime support for most of your tirades. You have to, because it really is all you've got in calling me arrogant.

Now, you've rightfully asserted that you are paying no attention to substance, and I can see that. If your point is, stop arguing even when you are sure you're right, say so. If your point is, I'm wrong somehow, I would think substance would count for something in that argument.

If you want to contribute something here, tell me - do you think that jokes that involve homosexuality, but do not ridicule it, are taboo? Is the very mention of that out of bounds? 'Cuz, that's the position you are defending here, unless the only reason you've chimed in is because you care not the subject as long as you can rip into me, which really does bespeak some ego issues on your part.

(Have we beaten this horse dead yet?)

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

I have to think we've got some misplaced priorities when Tommy Chong has to go to federal prison for selling bongs (err, water pipes) over the 'net. Not to drag politics over here, but Ashcroft so needs to get high.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
In the meantime, back to the ignore list.

Yawn. Does that mean you're going to start yapping about me all the time, like Paigow and Thurgreed?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by bilmore
do you think that jokes that involve homosexuality, but do not ridicule it, are taboo? Is the very mention of that out of bounds? 'Cuz, that's the position you are defending here, unless the only reason you've chimed in is because you care not the subject as long as you can rip into me, which really does bespeak some ego issues on your part.

(Have we beaten this horse dead yet?)

That wasn't my position actually. Unless someone else put that forth that is.

And yes, I think it is pretty dead.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm glad we've finally gotten back to an FB-appropriate topic like snowballing. Please carry on.

Please don't tell me that my beloved Hostess Sno-balls are named after some unappealing sex act. 'Cause then I'll feel like a perv retroactive to about age 4.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Please don't tell me that my beloved Hostess Sno-balls are named after some unappealing sex act. 'Cause then I'll feel like a perv retroactive to about age 4.

cf. Clerks.

But if you like, you can think of the Pinky and the Brain definition of snowball: evil hamster with world domination bent, not unlike Shape Shifter.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I have to think we've got some misplaced priorities when Tommy Chong has to go to federal prison for selling bongs (err, water pipes) over the 'net. Not to drag politics over here, but Ashcroft so needs to get high.

Ashcroft is the only guy I can think of who could freak out on pot. Might not be a good idea.

[magic 8 ball]

Originally posted by bilmore

(Have we beaten this horse dead yet?)

Signs Point To Yes.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by leagleaze


And yes, I think it is pretty dead.

pretty dead? This thread is already on a boat to a dog-food plant in Japan.

Or maybe entering the Quorn factory.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Please don't tell me that my beloved Hostess Sno-balls are named after some unappealing sex act.

Have you never read this board?

Snowballing.

Jeez, people, what the hell is going on here?????

This is the FB, home to pervy sex talk, relationships, cosmetics, etiquette, and very little fashion.

Now, granted, I have been a little busy lately, but come on.

The last time we posted a sex question, only Chef and I answered. What the hell is wrong with you people? And where is our chastity test?