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Old 08-09-2005, 04:49 PM   #2266
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And I never took his pain relief during labor posts to be as polluted with superiority as many of the rest of you did; I simply saw it as general philosophizing about the apparent cultural desire to pretend that all pain and sacrifice relating to parenting can be reduced to a barely perceptible level.
In other words, (Bilmore - Not Bob + Sebastian Dangerfield) + (mmmm24601 ÷ 2) = Atticus. Sounds about right.
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:53 PM   #2267
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Or So Less Tells (me)? Or So I Think?
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:58 PM   #2268
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In other words, (Bilmore - Not Bob + Sebastian Dangerfield) + (mmmm24601 ÷ 2) = Atticus. Sounds about right.
I want to know why, in the limited amount of time you have for the board these days, you expend all your efforts discussing childbirth and breastfeeding. Not that there is anything even remotely wrong about those things.
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:59 PM   #2269
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Or So Less Tells (me)? Or So I Think?
or something like that
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Old 08-09-2005, 05:12 PM   #2270
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Old 08-09-2005, 06:06 PM   #2271
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I want to know why, in the limited amount of time you have for the board these days, you expend all your efforts discussing childbirth and breastfeeding. Not that there is anything even remotely wrong about those things.
I was also posting about arming animal control officers until ninthyeardepraved and his Teutonic Texan Triggerwoman shut the Spanky Board down.
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Old 08-09-2005, 06:25 PM   #2272
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I was also posting about arming animal control officers until ninthyeardepraved and his Teutonic Texan Triggerwoman shut the Spanky Board down.
This, together with recent news events, is all part of the grand plan to get you back to the Board You Were Born For.



How much more inspiration do you need, man? Does Bush need to go public with shocking news of his alien baby to inspire you to post there again?
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Old 08-09-2005, 06:31 PM   #2273
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This, together with recent news events, is all part of the grand plan to get you back to the Board You Were Born For.

How much more inspiration do you need, man? Does Bush need to go public with shocking news of his alien baby to inspire you to post there again?
Where does "Teutonic" enter into RT's persona?
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Old 08-09-2005, 06:33 PM   #2274
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Where does "Teutonic" enter into RT's persona?
He means large breastises. You know, like that german opera chick. You can borrow my Atticus to English dictionary if you like. You'd be surprised how many synomyms there are for breastises.
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Old 08-09-2005, 06:45 PM   #2275
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I was also posting about arming animal control officers until ninthyeardepraved and his Teutonic Texan Triggerwoman shut the Spanky Board down.
Teutonic? That's Aristocratic Mexican to you, bub.
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Old 08-09-2005, 09:02 PM   #2276
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I want to know why, in the limited amount of time you have for the board these days, you expend all your efforts discussing childbirth and breastfeeding. Not that there is anything even remotely wrong about those things.
no no no go back and edit. He respects you. If you're gonna ask him a question ask him this
"Why would you ask people who raised someone with all your problems and conflicts how to raise a kid to be relatively free of issues."
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Old 08-10-2005, 12:56 AM   #2277
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no no no go back and edit. He respects you. If you're gonna ask him a question ask him this
"Why would you ask people who raised someone with all your problems and conflicts how to raise a kid to be relatively free of issues."
I let your wife raise my kids. Duh.
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Old 08-10-2005, 09:09 AM   #2278
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I let your wife raise my kids. Duh.
It's clear YOU take something to numb your pain.
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Old 08-10-2005, 01:15 PM   #2279
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My son (20mos) attempted to use the breastpump* last night, but couldn't get it to stick to his little baby nipples. If only I had taken a photo to use as some sort of blackmail-type collateral for the teenage years....

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*This has to be the least sexy invention in the history of the world.
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Old 08-10-2005, 01:17 PM   #2280
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My son (20mos) attempted to use the breastpump* last night, but couldn't get it to stick to his little baby nipples. If only I had taken a photo to use as some sort of blackmail-type collateral for the teenage years....

-TL

*This has to be the least sexy invention in the history of the world.
Of course, when he hits his teenage years, he'll be trying to use it someplace else.
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