Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
answer to my question

Thank you. I can now sleep at night. btw, I really liked the movie, and I was so disappointed by I and II.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Women throw up on your shoes after blowing you?

Only when I have to drive with two feet while holding their heads in place (hello, RT) to get the right kind of action.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
What he was doing in the financial district is beyone me

He was there for a lunch date with me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know not to kiss her, right?

I don't care. I can't help myself. I think I'm falling for her. Yes, that's right.

I love your wife.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He was there for a lunch date with me.

Don't waste your time, sweetie - I hear he's a big pussy who can't take the cold and thinks women boxers are vulgar.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He was there for a lunch date with me.

Did you kick him in the head?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only when I have to drive with two feet while holding their heads in place (hello, RT) to get the right kind of action.

TM

Just for clarification, are you saying hi to me for bad driving or bad blow jobs?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Incidentally, my vain little superficial, wanna-be fashionista heart was elated yesterday when, wandering back from a late lunch, I passed Isaac Mizrahi going the other way and he gave me a double-take once-over and a nod of approval. What he was doing in the financial district is beyone me, but nevermind. Best celeb-sighting I've had in a while; I haven't gotten out much of late. He's really cute in person.

Honey, you've just GOT to stop posting stuff like that.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
Don't waste your time, sweetie - I hear he's a big pussy who can't take the cold and thinks women boxers are vulgar.

True, but he gave me a Target gift certificate. That makes up for a lot.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He was there for a lunch date with me.

You expect us to believe that? You have become quite the egomaniac.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
True, but he gave me a Target gift certificate. That makes me hot.

This is what I initially thought you wrote after scanning your post - but it's probably accurate as well, right?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I quit dropping your wife off to work long ago.

TM

As a point of clarification, is returning her to the street corner really dropping her off to work?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
As a point of clarification, is returning her to the street corner really dropping her off to work?

That's her office, so, yes.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't care. I can't help myself. I think I'm falling for her. Yes, that's right.

I love your wife.

Just wanted to note that all this wife stuff is a refreshing change from the yo momma schtick that used to prevail around here. I think we're all growing up a little bit, and it makes me proud and kinda sad and wistful at the same time. Carry on.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's her office, so, yes.

Et tu, chubby?