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07-21-2006, 04:18 PM
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#2266
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's cool. You don't need to get the Scarlett thing. Really.
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Woody loves Scarlett. That NY Mag cover of them is great. I think she has that certain je ne sais quos....she is sultry. |
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07-21-2006, 04:29 PM
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#2267
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Location: Near the rose
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I was with you at first, but she falls into that "there's just something about her" category, because...there's just something about her. She's not the most beautiful woman in the world in photos, but she is so fucking attractive whenever I've seen her in an interview or movie or whatever.
And she has great tits.
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That's a good picture. I didn't see Match Point and I've never seen her in an interview, or any movie other than "Lost in Translation." Maybe I've been too hasty. She does have great tits, but I care more about a girl's legs/ass.
CDF
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07-21-2006, 04:31 PM
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#2268
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
She does have great tits, but I care more about a girl's legs/ass.
CDF
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Me too. That's how amazing her TITS are. They make me forget that I'm an ass/legs man.
I think it's more difficult for a man to not cheat than it is for a woman to have a baby. There. How bout that? We are constantly tormented and teased by ass/legs/tits on a daily basis. Our genes and hundreds of thousands of years of evolution push us to want it. To ensure, like every other species, that we give life the best chance to succeed. Every single day, we fight against what every known lifeform strives to achieve, spreading our seed in as many places as possible, so life can continue on after us. So, stand up, (faithful) men...it's hard goddamn work being us.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 07-21-2006 at 04:43 PM..
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07-21-2006, 04:39 PM
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#2269
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
No, I'm an attorney, not a foot model. Though I have been complemented on my pedicured feet, framed by the most delightful pair of handmade Italian sandals . 
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Unless you're an entertainment lawyer and your office is a swim-up bar, you generally need to wear shoes to work.
If your office is a swim-up bar, I'm jealous.*
CDF
* To be clear, "swim-up bar" does not mean "urine-filled gutter in the Bowery."
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Axe murderer? No problem!
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07-21-2006, 04:48 PM
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#2270
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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We can't go on hurting each other.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Define "laid"
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This makes me terribly, terribly sad.
I think I'll go get laid. Whilst on vacation. To cheer myself up, of course.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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07-21-2006, 04:49 PM
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#2271
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Location: Flyover land
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Me too. That's how amazing her TITS are. They make me forget that I'm an ass/legs man.
I think it's more difficult for a man to not cheat than it is for a woman to have a baby. There. How bout that? We are constantly tormented and teased by ass/legs/tits on a daily basis. Our genes and hundreds of thousands of years of evolution push us to want it. To ensure, like every other species, that we give life the best chance to succeed. Every single day, we fight against what every known lifeform strives to achieve, spreading our seed in as many places as possible, so life can continue on after us. So, stand up, (faithful) men...it's hard goddamn work being us.
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Does this mean I get to be graced (sts) with the horse-like appendage when I'm in Chicago? Kewl.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-21-2006, 04:58 PM
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#2272
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Unless you're an entertainment lawyer and your office is a swim-up bar, you generally need to wear shoes to work.
If your office is a swim-up bar, I'm jealous.*
CDF
* To be clear, "swim-up bar" does not mean "urine-filled gutter in the Bowery."
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I think we are talking around each other here. I wouldn't say that I "need" shoes to work. I realize that I probably should wear shoes at work, but I'm saying that the core functions of my actual job don't require shoes, or feet, or legs, just a mind and a means of communication. But you knew that, you're just trying to make me feel inadequate in my choice of cheap, non-impressive footwear (doc martens today).
Meanie.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-21-2006, 05:02 PM
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#2273
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think it's more difficult for a man to not cheat than it is for a woman to have a baby. There. How bout that? We are constantly tormented and teased by ass/legs/tits on a daily basis. Our genes and hundreds of thousands of years of evolution push us to want it. To ensure, like every other species, that we give life the best chance to succeed. Every single day, we fight against what every known lifeform strives to achieve, spreading our seed in as many places as possible, so life can continue on after us. So, stand up, (faithful) men...it's hard goddamn work being us.
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Amen, brother. Not to mention the women who flirt with married guys, for whatever reason. The wedding ring seems to be a turn-on for some people.
CDF
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Axe murderer? No problem!
Last edited by cheval de frise; 07-21-2006 at 05:12 PM..
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07-21-2006, 05:03 PM
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#2274
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Amen, brother. Not to mention the women who flirt with married guys, for whatever reason. The wedding ring seems to be a turn-on for smoe people.
CDF
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It's not a turn-on, it's a safety net. Can flirt with someone who you don't even find attractive, just for the hell of it, if he's married.
Happily women aren't into sex or anything so are never tempted.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-21-2006, 05:04 PM
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#2275
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
Amen, brother. Not to mention the women who flirt with married guys, for whatever reason. The wedding ring seems to be a turn-on for smoe people.
CDF
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The same could be said for a woman's diamond wedding set. It is like a red flag for some guys. |
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07-21-2006, 05:05 PM
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#2276
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does this mean I get to be graced (sts) with the horse-like appendage when I'm in Chicago? Kewl.
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No. I will continue to suffer. Because I am strong. An oak. A tall, erect oak.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-21-2006, 05:06 PM
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#2277
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Omnibus
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Originally posted by cheval de frise
That's a good picture. I didn't see Match Point and I've never seen her in an interview, or any movie other than "Lost in Translation." Maybe I've been too hasty. She does have great tits, but I care more about a girl's legs/ass.
CDF
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1. SJ would get it from across the room, with a running start. Short strokes, long strokes and everything in between.
2. Thurgreed wears funny shoes, but not as funny as the ones Wonk likes, which look like they've been attacked by a psychotic Keebler elf with a hatpin.
3. Hank asked me to PM him when Chevy leaves and it's safe to come back. |
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07-21-2006, 05:09 PM
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#2278
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Jesus H. Christ
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. I will continue to suffer. Because I am strong. An oak. A tall, erect oak.
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Throbbing?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-21-2006, 05:10 PM
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#2279
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I have no mouth and I must scream
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think we are talking around each other here. I wouldn't say that I "need" shoes to work. I realize that I probably should wear shoes at work, but I'm saying that the core functions of my actual job don't require shoes, or feet, or legs, just a mind and a means of communication. But you knew that, you're just trying to make me feel inadequate in my choice of cheap, non-impressive footwear (doc martens today).
Meanie.
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Sigh. Don't you want to become one of the great Ambassadors Plenipotentiary of Excellent Shoes?
CDF
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Axe murderer? No problem!
Last edited by cheval de frise; 07-21-2006 at 05:13 PM..
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07-21-2006, 05:13 PM
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#2280
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Blending the internet and real life
Someone in court said "Down to the short strokes."
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