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09-08-2006, 04:34 PM
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#2266
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
So the IT guy comes into my office a few minutes ago. Asks me what I am doing for a lunch....I say probably not eating and working at my desk. He says, "hmmmm, I can go for the tuna from [restaurant in our building]" I responded yes, that sounds good. He then says, "you treating?". Huh!?!? He then says, "oh by the way, I ran the quarterly cookie check on the Firm's network, some interesting cookies.......not quite work safe, if you know what I mean"....yes, I know what he means.
So, now I have to buy this doofus lunch.
But it gets worse and weirder....so then he says, "hey, you know Ron Jeremy, right?" I reply that I know who he is (the number of porn site cookies on my harddrive make it impossible for me to pretend I don't) but I don't know know him. He says, "right, yeah, so I had a dream last night, I was spit-roasting some hot chick with Ron Jeremy, and during the roasting, Ron puts up his hand for a high five, and when I give it to him, he holds my hand and won't let go.......then I woke up.......do you think I'm a gay? Latently?"
I hemmed and hawed and during which I IM'd my secretary and had her buzz me, and then pretended I had a client call and kicked him out.
Is this fucked up or what? What should I say to this guy next time I see him? (my secretary is delivering his tuna lunch to him, so I am avoiding him for now).
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Just hold his hand and don't let go. I bet you never see him again.
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09-08-2006, 04:39 PM
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#2267
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just hold his hand and don't let go. I bet you never see him again.
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Should I get naked first?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-08-2006, 04:41 PM
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#2268
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Um, and how does that differ from the UD definition?
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oops. I misread it as any combo of the three. Sorry.
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09-08-2006, 04:44 PM
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#2269
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
oops. I misread it as any combo of the three. Sorry.
eta does this mean I can't use your button?
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so much for the noir with you.
eta: that doesn't require you to read the instructions.
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09-08-2006, 04:44 PM
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#2270
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You are such a flirt.
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I'm tellin' Mr. Man you're jealous.
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09-08-2006, 04:45 PM
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#2271
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Should I get naked first?
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Are there any times when "Yes" isn't the correct answer to this question? |
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09-08-2006, 04:45 PM
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#2272
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
so much for the noir with you.
eta: that doesn't require you to read the instructions.
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Hey, I was pondering it enough to reason out how any combo of the three didn't work, and to figure out what would fit the description. |
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09-08-2006, 04:47 PM
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#2273
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
At least I don't depend on TM to shore up my insecurities oh tell me I'm pretty TM!!!!
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This is funny. You should post more stuff like this.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-08-2006, 04:47 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by dtb
Are there any times when "Yes" isn't the correct answer to this question?
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With 20/20 hindsight, I think Hank would say that when he was an altar boy and the priest called him into the confessional, he wishes it had been "no".
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-08-2006, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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nwtf....
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Originally posted by dtb
Are there any times when "Yes" isn't the correct answer to this question?
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Does he have a belt sander?
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09-08-2006, 04:49 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
May I suggest that you don't fuck anyone in a dark bathroom today?
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Classic.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-08-2006, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Originally posted by taxwonk
This is funny. You should post more stuff like this.
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Am I whiffing if I ask you if you are serious or not?
I think my skills are slightly improving. I was NOT FUNNY before and now I am marginally funny |
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09-08-2006, 04:50 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
There is no drama in me being attractive.
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Only farce.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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09-08-2006, 04:52 PM
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#2279
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Only farce.
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or tragedy? tragi-comedy. |
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09-08-2006, 04:54 PM
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#2280
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought she stooped when she told the lie initially, and again, and again. The only reason she admitted to the lie today is that she thought that it would bother me to wonder who, who, who it could be.
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And you're agonizing over it. You know you are. |
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