Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
pretty dead? This thread is already on a boat to a dog-food plant in Japan.

Or maybe entering the Quorn factory.

If I can't fight with TM, then what's the point of life?

Geeze, people.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by evenodds
The last time we posted a sex question, only Chef and I answered. What the hell is wrong with you people? And where is our chastity test?

Uh, I think the test is here, though I haven't taken it in over a year....

Edited to add, haven't taken it in the last 20 seconds

You are 25% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:


people less pure than you (3%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (97%)

Based on the 13,345,803 submissions before you.

I think my purity score went down nine points this year, but I'd have to double check.

[Anttwat]

Originally posted by evenodds
Have you never read this board?

Snowballing.

Jeez, people, what the hell is going on here?????

This is the FB, home to pervy sex talk, relationships, cosmetics, etiquette, and very little fashion.

Now, granted, I have been a little busy lately, but come on.

The last time we posted a sex question, only Chef and I answered. What the hell is wrong with you people? And where is our chastity test?

Is that like teabagging? Because I checked the Websters and snowballing isn't in there.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by evenodds
The last time we posted a sex question, only Chef and I answered. What the hell is wrong with you people? And where is our chastity test?

Well I have been trying to up the pervy quotient, but Paigow threw a wet blanket on it and said mean things about Wonk.

As to Chef's poll, which is a more unusual place to have sex: outdoors in a garden behind one of the buildings in Colonial Williamsburg (we failed to get into the maze at the Governor's mansion); or on top of a washing machine in the laundry room of a NYC building in which neither of us lived?

Purity test score is a 50. Is it any wonder I'm having a very early (very, very early) midlife crisis?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, I think the test is here, though I haven't taken it in over a year....

Edited to add, haven't taken it in the last 20 seconds

You are 25% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:


people less pure than you (3%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (97%)

Based on the 13,345,803 submissions before you.

I think my purity score went down nine points this year, but I'd have to double check.

44% pure here. Seems high. Will have to look on infirmation for last year's score. RT, you been doing the nasty with your family members?


RP'ed to say I was 42% last year. I must be one of those revirginators.

[Connect_the_Dots]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Some people really need to get a sense of humor.

http://www.planetout.com/pno/news/ar...l?2003/09/10/1

I don't mind if pressure groups get together and try to get a TV show they disagree with removed from the airwaves, but when they pick on a show that I watch, I think they have overstepped their bounds.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Uh, I think the test is here, though I haven't taken it in over a year....

You are 28% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (4%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (96%)

Hmmm.....

OK, here's my contribution to the sex discussion...

If you could only do one, have sex or receive oral sex, for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

And doesn't it seem like every college chick these days has a "bi-sexual experience" but not so much when I was in school? Why is it so hip to experiment with lesbianism these days?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You are 25% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

I think my purity score went down nine points this year, but I'd have to double check.

You are 45% Pure!
(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

people less pure than you (16%)
people like you (1%)
people more pure than you (83%)

I also think my score may have dropped. If it did, it's because I am remembering my past more clearly. If it went up, then I am still blocking out my wilder days.

And RT, you're a freak.

[Mr. Man]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I have to think we've got some misplaced priorities when Tommy Chong has to go to federal prison for selling bongs (err, water pipes) over the 'net. Not to drag politics over here, but Ashcroft so needs to get high.

Between this, the RIAA suits and the stupid kill-the-monkeys "x is evil" report coming up on the 27th I'm getting pretty cranked. Where's my friggin buggy and pilgrm hat. Damn Puritans.

I am going to silently commemorate this somber moment tonight with a water pipe and lava lamp.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
44% pure here. Seems high. Will have to look on infirmation for last year's score. RT, you been doing the nasty with your family members?

I think it's the eyeball licking experiment. (Tastes like chicken)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
As to Chef's poll, which is a more unusual place to have sex: outdoors in a garden behind one of the buildings in Colonial Williamsburg (we failed to get into the maze at the Governor's mansion);

William & Mary football field. Must be something in the air in Williamsburg. Probably from all the pancake houses.

DJ booth (head only).

Several places in the LS building.

Office (as a 1L).

Roof of a house. Shingle burn on the knees.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
OK, here's my contribution to the sex discussion...

If you could only do one, have sex or receive oral sex, for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

I would rather have sex. Oral is cool, both giving and receiving, but I would prefer sex.

And doesn't it seem like every college chick these days has a "bi-sexual experience" but not so much when I was in school? Why is it so hip to experiment with lesbianism these days?

They seem to have a more broad view of sexuality than we did in college, but then we made up for it in our 20s.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Roof of a house. Shingle burn on the knees.

Not just on the knees, I would imagine. Think of your partner.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by evenodds
I would rather have sex. Oral is cool, both giving and receiving, but I would prefer sex.

Ditto. Easy question.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not just on the knees, I would imagine. Think of your partner.

Partner?