Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Unlike the knee-jerk response of some of the people who answered this question without really thinking about it, this is a difficult question.
It's really totally and obviously going to depend on who the partner is.
Imagine the rest of your life with someone with "inadequate equipment." Wouldn't your rather get the oral then? Or someone who just doesn't know what the fuck they're doing? Isn't oral better then?

keen analysis. It really depends on the fellator. If she's good, really, really, good, then a life of blow jobs would probably be the better bet.

But, if not, sex provides a lot more variety, and it's usually possible to make it somewhat enjoyable even if the woman isn't particularly talented.

point of clarification: does the blow-job option presume anal is out?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I really thought about it. Add this one to the ncs/nfh differences list. This has been discussed here before, but there is a group of chicks on the fb (me included) that aren't as big on receiving oral sex as other things. Not to say it's awful or anything, but Paigow can explain. And for purposes of the hypo I assumed I would be allowed to stay with the existing equipment that I've been playing with for a while, so I lack concerns about "inadequate equipment".

As I recall, the answer to those who didn't get the whole "oral" thing was "you just haven't had the right person." Because like I said earlier, if you're with someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, or just thinks that it's better to get through the buffet quicker, is just slow and painful torture. Go get yourself a Frenchman.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
This has been discussed here before, but there is a group of chicks on the fb (me included) that aren't as big on receiving oral sex as other things.

For the record, should anyone ever need this information, I am not in this group.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Damn. Podunkville, that's near Amish country, no?

Exactly. But without the tomatoes.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
As I recall, the answer to those who didn't get the whole "oral" thing was "you just haven't had the right person." Because like I said earlier, if you're with someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing, or just thinks that it's better to get through the buffet quicker, is just slow and painful torture. Go get yourself a Frenchman.

And whoever gave out the "do the alphabet" advice is a moron. Back in college, that was the recommendation. The chicas did not respond like everyone said they would. I guess that's what college is for though: learning.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And whoever gave out the "do the alphabet" advice is a moron. Back in college, that was the recommendation. The chicas did not respond like everyone said they would. I guess that's what college is for though: learning.

See, that's your problem. Never listen to "people."
Listen to us. Do what we say.
Or, in the alternative, ask the woman you're with.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You, on the other hand, can't help but look at people and point out their flaws as you have defined them. But you honestly think you're talking objectively. You act like you're above it all and yet, never pass up an opportunity to let someone know that they fall on the wrong side of the fence as you see it. When we argue about tv, I'm not really arguing with you about tv. I watch maybe 5 shows a week (not including the Daily Show, which I try to watch as often as I can). I'm calling you out on your arrogance because you genuinely think that other people's lives are empty because they enjoy fluff tv and don't get out on the kayak like you. You see the difference? If you said, damn your lives are empty if all you do is watch tv, that's one thing. Most people would laugh that off because I'm sure everyone on this board has many interests besides tv. Instead, you say, "You're lives are empty because you're not more like me." Ridiculous.

You have well and truly lost it, and it's sad, as you once struck me as passingly sane. I say "I think rap is misogynistic." You have a fit, point out examples of where I am wrong, and I am "arrogant." I say, in a late-night half-joking tirade following 329 reality TV posts, that you people watch way too much TV, and list some alternative activities. For this, I am "arrogant X 2." Finally, I try a word play to which someone takes offense, I get pissed and point out that maybe offense should possibly be measured at least partially in context of the speaker's history of trying to offend, and I am "arrogant x 3". My best guess is, I happened to gore two of your very favorite oxen, and the threat to your self-esteem is so great that you need a way to discount everything I said without reliance on substance.

. . .You think your shit don't stink. I'm here to tell you it does. . . .

No, I think that, in your three examples, I was correct. I've apologized to many people for things on these boards, and IRL, when I've fucked up. I can't imagine that you have ever done that, which makes your point so funny to me.

I will concede that you made me back down to "much of the rap that I have ever seen is misogynistic", but I don't recall you ever altering your point, which was, not that misogynistic rap wasn't prevelant but, that I was "arrogant". I will stand by my statement that all you reality-TV-types watch too much TV, against which you never made any sustantive point except to say that I was "arrogant" for saying so. Finally, if we can't make jokes that have any potential of offending anyone on any bad day, we're screwed, which you never addressed at all except to call me "arrogant." If sticking to an opinion in the face of unsupported disapproval from you is "arrogant", well, I'll take it, I guess.

(And now, since neither of us would ever willingly let the other have the last word, but just out of self-preservation and a wish to actually go home, I will not post any more, allowing you the final word, so you can say whatever you want to say, free of fear that I will be arrogant to you. )

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Fugee
Did your quills get dull?

Nah, my pen knife got confiscated at the airport.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
and I still fight with less.

At least you recognize it.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by bilmore
At least you recognize it.

So you lied about that going home thing.
In your defense, I was thinking the same thing as you were typing. You just got there first. And I thought it was just a play on words. "my world" "choice"

And then it all escalated to this.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Not Bob
53% pure. I will check, but I think I am getting more pure.

But what I wanna know is, what the hell does Have you ever had sex like burning? mean?

53% for me, too. One of the purest people here. You all already knew that, right?

My question for you is, not knowing what this means, how did you answer?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And whoever gave out the "do the alphabet" advice is a moron. Back in college, that was the recommendation. The chicas did not respond like everyone said they would. I guess that's what college is for though: learning.

I remember being quite drunk and just wanting to go to sleep, realizing I'd ended up with a dud. He was on "J" or something and I said "you'd better get to z soon or I'm going to pass out". I think I kind of hurt his feelings and felt bad, but WTF - it was late and sleep sounded better and better.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
For the record, should anyone ever need this information, I am not in this group.

Yes, but you are an eyelicking sex freak.*




*I heart purity test score day!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And whoever gave out the "do the alphabet" advice is a moron. Back in college, that was the recommendation. The chicas did not respond like everyone said they would. I guess that's what college is for though: learning.

I guess you never learned cursive.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So you lied about that going home thing.
In your defense, I was thinking the same thing as you were typing. You just got there first. And I thought it was just a play on words. "my world" "choice"

And then it all escalated to this.

Thanks.

(But it was just sitting there. I couldn't leave it. I am incapable of that. But now I'm leaving. Really.)