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09-11-2003, 08:57 PM
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#22891
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Lies, damn lies and statistics
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
55%. And, if I were to walk in on my parents having sex, I would definitely not join in. I'd lick an eyeball before doing that.
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Just guessing, but if you could lick your own eyeball (assuming it's not removable), that's the kind of talent that would lead to reduction of your score in many ways...
When I think of "sex like burning", I tend to think of something that requires an ointment, so I said "No"...
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09-11-2003, 08:58 PM
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#22892
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Lies, damn lies and statistics
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I simply observe that on the whole, the women on this board are much less pure than the men.
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NTTAWWT, of course.
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09-11-2003, 09:00 PM
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#22893
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 217
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While we are on gay shows
I was at the Lambda Liberty Awards last night and many of the cast of Boy Meets Boy were in attendance. Wes was not there, but Brian was. . . and it was amusing to watch the flood of hopeful gay men flocking to introduce themselves to James during the cocktail hour.
Last edited by idle acts; 09-11-2003 at 09:41 PM..
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09-11-2003, 09:40 PM
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#22894
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Purity Quiz
I'm 33% pure
(very interesting)
people less pure than you (6%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (94%)
I feel so...dirty. ![Stick Out Tongue](http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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09-11-2003, 09:54 PM
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#22895
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Mother of all mothers
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mayberry
Posts: 92
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Lies, damn lies and statistics
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I simply observe that on the whole, the women on this board are much less pure than the men.
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That's because men a liars.
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My nephew is a cop.
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09-11-2003, 10:05 PM
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#22896
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Roughin' it
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In the woods
Posts: 221
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Lies, damn lies and statistics
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
55%. And, if I were to walk in on my parents having sex, I would definitely not join in. I'd lick an eyeball before doing that. Or even have sex like burning.
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Luckily, I can just try some pot before I even have to have a burning bush.
C(or hell, just try smoking a cigarette)deuced
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09-11-2003, 10:08 PM
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#22897
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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While we are on gay shows
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Originally posted by idle acts
I was at the Lambda Liberty Awards last night and many of the cast of Boy Meets Boy were in attendance. Wes was not there, but Brian was. . . and it was amusing to watch the flood of hopeful gay men flocking to introduce themselves to James during the cocktail hour.
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That's pretty funny. I wonder if he figured he would meet a lot of hot gus just by nature of doing the show. Probably, guys are smart like that.
How were the awards?
And good lord woman, what have you been doing to get a score like that, and, will you teach me?
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09-11-2003, 10:31 PM
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#22898
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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I did not lick the eyeball of that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
edited to note that apparently I don't have a clue about whether I am becoming more or less pure, but I left it this way becuase I liked the line about snorting blow, though I should note that (a) I am joking; (2) I used bold n' brazen instead of, say, Fugee, only because she (bnb, not Fugee) just made a comment about cocaine use 15 years ago; and therefore (III) no one should assume that I have anything other than the utmost respect for bn'b as a person, not that I am saying that she (or Fugee) are unworthy of having blow snorted off of their breasts, but just that, you know, I didn't mean anything offensive by it. Honk.
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No offense taken, dude. Although, as I recall, you snorted blow from the valley between my breasts, rather than from my breasts themselves.
Bn'B
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09-11-2003, 10:43 PM
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#22899
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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While we are on gay shows
Quote:
Originally posted by idle acts
I was at the Lambda Liberty Awards last night and many of the cast of Boy Meets Boy were in attendance. Wes was not there, but Brian was. . . and it was amusing to watch the flood of hopeful gay men flocking to introduce themselves to James during the cocktail hour.
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When I first read this, in my brain I read it as the NAMBLA Liberty awards. Then the reference to Boy meets Boy made me raise my eyebrows.
THen I went back and re-read and realised how very wrong I'd gotten it...
Bn'(ooops)B
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09-11-2003, 11:15 PM
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#22900
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no rank for you
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: nowhere
Posts: 123
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Happiness and Bankruptcy
Originally posted by bilmore
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I'll be looking for all of those 18% cards to disappear and be replaced by ones that offer rates a lot closer to secured loans. . . . I'm not hopeful.
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Originally posted by bilmore
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That's because you are realistic, and understand the venalities of campaign finance.
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No, it's because he's ignorant of econometrics.
Check the study in the link I posted re intra-state showing the inverse correlation between value of a homestead exemption and credit access for small firms, dogggg.
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09-11-2003, 11:33 PM
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#22901
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no rank for you
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: nowhere
Posts: 123
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Reel fiction beats real fiction
Originally posted by dtb
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Which version <of emma do you like>?
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The Jeremy Northam version is good. I never saw the beckinsdale version, and if she's the draw, I might never. In "Laurel Canyon," she seemed like just another fungible blond. If she does a good job in "Underworld" maybe I'll revise my opinion of her.
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09-11-2003, 11:43 PM
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#22902
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WTF? Gonna TUIMMALB
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: In a Pure, Pure Place
Posts: 32
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Cliffs Notes
1. Mmmmm.... lard.
2. TMDiva is even more pure than I, if barely. Time for a rousing chant of "we're #2! we're #2!". Not playing with recreational pharmaceuticals or family members appears to keep the number up there, so be it.
3. The above topics are way better than the discussion of things shooting out of the crotch area.
S' (76% Pure but not puritanical, since I fully support your right to engage in eyeball licking if you so choose) Up
I feel sorry for the 15% more pure than I, who haven't had any fucking fun at all.
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09-12-2003, 12:06 AM
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#22903
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no rank for you
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: nowhere
Posts: 123
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Lies, damn lies and statistics
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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All in all, I'm surprised 57% are more pure than me
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No, geeks. Look at me:
71% pure.
people less pure than you (73%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (25%)
If they gave credit for things like putting a snake in somebody's mailbox, electrocuting a lizard, blowing up a tree in someone's yard, etc etc. I'd do better.
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09-12-2003, 12:11 AM
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#22904
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Lies, damn lies and statistics
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Originally posted by c2ed
Bizarre. I'm 59% pure this year, a drop of about 12 points, and this had to be one of my most boring years ever with no real changes anywhere.
C(still not gonna lick an eyeball)deuced
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They must have changed a bunch of questions because I dropped to 63% pure from astonishingly pure results in previous tests without doing anything interesting enough to merit such a drastic difference.
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09-12-2003, 12:16 AM
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#22905
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Lies, damn lies and statistics
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Originally posted by tmdiva
You must have missed my post--I got 79%. I don't know how that compares to previous scores, since I don't think I took it last year.
tm
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Holy hell in a handbasket! My grandma could score lower than that!
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