Meh.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That doesn't scare me. I have a skinny ass.

That's not what Slave told me.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have a skinny ass.

First the whole bnb thing, and now this? It's like I don't even know you!

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ironweed
That's not what Slave told me.

What is this emoticon supposed to be? "emo blue oyster goatee"??

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That doesn't scare me. I have a skinny ass.

For perspective, here is a whole site devoted to arses. flat arses, flat white girl arses, the myth of white arses, apple arses et al etc. It's called the arsematrix and is probably not work safe. Unless you work in my office. Knock on wood.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Black Frank White? I don't think so. But then again, I have no idea what brand of lotion he uses.

TM

Frank White the KC Royal?

Apropos of man-clothes, how come more people don't make fun of P. Diddy for being a "fashion designer"? Was he ever a real gansta? And if so, now he's doing fashion shows?

Damn it feels good to be a gansta.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Was this before or after I was loading the dishwasher and vacuuming?

No, I think you were ironing the underwear at that point. Nice creases, if I may say so. When are you going to join? All the cool kids are doing it.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by dtb
First the whole bnb thing, and now this? It's like I don't even know you!

Um, it's getting bigger?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Frank White the KC Royal?

Apropos of man-clothes, how come more people don't make fun of P. Diddy for being a "fashion designer"? Was he ever a real gansta? And if so, now he's doing fashion shows?

Damn it feels good to be a gansta.

Today was a good day.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Although I understand that Hank is being intentionally dim with this post, I will respond for the sake of the long-time-lurker-potential-newbers out there. First, let me start by welcoming all the potential newbers and expressing my sincerest hope that you will very soon become active participants in what The Paigow derisively labels the knitting circle. Second, as you may have figured out, and as Hank certainly knows, it is not the joy of correction posts that we hope will lure you out of your long-time-lurker status. Instead, it is the resulting mental discipline on the board, and consequent streamlined posting style, that we believe will attract you. I do not relish my role as school marm to the hasty, the half-assed, the inebriated. But I know that an easy-to-read board is all the more newber-friendly. Please bear with the correction posts. You will thank me and dtb soon enough for our efforts.

Always remember that each of my posts is an expression of my love for every single one of you.

The Flower

This was actually almost funny.

The "Knitting Circle" is the same thing as the Future Residents of Branson Club

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by dtb
You are nothing if not thoughtful.

TUAOM.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Psst. He's b-l-a-c-k.

Niggas can spell, m-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r. Niggas can spell.

TM

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
For perspective, here is a whole site devoted to arses. flat arses, flat white girl arses, the myth of white arses, apple arses et al etc. It's called the arsematrix and is probably not work safe. Unless you work in my office. Knock on wood.

LA Superior Court does not let you view it. Sigh. I could use an ass matrix. After a few margaritas at lunch, I could also use a nap.

Originally posted by Not Bob's Id
More questions from the ol' mailbag . . .

• Dear Not Bob's Id,
  
  Is the FB a "knitting circle" or an "ego-stroking circle jerk"? Also, what's the deal with paigow and slave?
  
  Sincerely,
  
  Confused Newber

Dear Penske,

(1) Yes.

(2) Google "snake and mongoose and funny car."

Love,

Not Bob's Id

• Dear Not Bob's Id,
  
  Is [name of female poster deleted] hot?
  
  Sincerely,
  
  Horny Old Married Poster

Dear NotSiddWonkMore,

Yes. But she thinks that you are despicable, and wants you to stop sending the lecherous PMs.

Love,

Not Bob's Id

• Dear Not Bob's Id,
  
  Why does everyone think that I'm Penske?
  
  Sincerely,
  
  Confused Newber

Dear Not Penske,

All new posters are assumed to be Pesnke socks. In 1774, when the Greedy Associates Board was in the ink-on-parchment era, and hosted by the Committee of Correspondence circuit, new star correspondent Thomas Jefferson was accused by Sam Adams of "being a Troll and a mere Penfke fock, not Worthy of a Courteouf and Dignified Refponfe."

Who knows why?

Love,

Not Bob's Id

Dear Not Bob's Id:

What is the sudden trend in incorrectly quoting paigow? The Knitting Circle is a subgroup in the FB. Membership requires a vagina, a ringless left ring finger, a fat ass, a case of shiraz, at least one tivo, and at least two pets- preferably cats. Proficiency in Craigs List personals is a plus.

Sincerely,

FBA

ETA: Merde! I logged in as my own flipped pussy!!! Now slave cant do his power thing!!!

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Was this before or after I was loading the dishwasher and vacuuming?

After the vacuuming, before the pegging.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Although this schtick has the potential to become tiresome, this part made me chuckle. You can't go wrong substituting "f" for "s" like they did in days of yore.

I wonder how SF board Spanky would pronounese that fentence.