Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yay! I will probably post my winning score periodically thoughout the weekend.

I am considering leaving my legal career to become a surrogate mother. It seems like it would be so much more rewarding and relaxing, and at least I would be rewarded with stretch marks or something when I completed a "project." I probably have good eggs.

Sweetie pie, stretch marks are really not a reward. I don't want you to have to discover this after you get them. Because I am a loving and giving person. Have a good weekend.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
getting friendly -- http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/cou...and_friend.php

[spree: includes nudity. including much (but not all) of one of Ms. Love's tits.]

There's a part of me that wishes I'd never clicked that link. And here's the unprecedented thing, at least for links on this board --- that part of me is my dick.

[lookingformarket]

Originally posted by Dave
Paris Hilton thrown from horse

(spree: CNN. No action shots, unfortunately)

Anyone else surprised that it wasn't "Paris Hilton Thrown From Under Horse"?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by lookingformarket
Anyone else surprised that it wasn't "Paris Hilton Thrown From Under Horse"?

This is the part I found surprising: "Whenever you're dealing with talent, you always want to be extra careful," [said some dude about medvacing Paris to the hospital even though she was up and walking after being thrown].

I just don't know why he was so obsessed with someone with talent while Paris was probably really, really upset about being thrown.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
There's a part of me that wishes I'd never clicked that link. And here's the unprecedented thing, at least for links on this board --- that part of me is my dick.

That was pretty foul. She is so nasty.

Speaking of nasty tits, these have to be some of the most widely spaced breast implants I have ever seen.

SPREE - widely spaced breast implants

http://www.liglobal.com/www2/html/st...misshs94-2.jpg

Why would you flash them if they looked like that?

[Dave]

Not that it has anything to do with anything, but watching the NCAA tournament means watching dozens, nay, hundreds of beer commercials.

The Miller Lite spoof of Viagra ads is funny. "Whoa, you going commando?" is the new best line in advertising.

On the other hand, the MGD ads with the people trying to break the news to bottles of Bud are just painful.

The Bud Lite institute ads are OK, but will be forgettable in about no time flat.

The Labatt's ads are still the best.

[Skeks in the city]

I don't really care for lingerie, but this thing is sort of cool:

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


The new Sexy Urinal by Bathroom Mania, as seen at the JFK Virgin Lounge.

Looks like I underestimated how many people are into giving golden showers.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city
I don't really care for lingerie, but this thing is sort of cool:

Yet another pair of bad implants. Do men like that look where you can see the implant edges like that? It just looks so bizarre to me to see this abrupt transition of skin from the chest wall to the implant edge like that.

To each his own, I guess.

[Skeks in the city]

[blueballs]

Originally posted by Not Me
Yet another pair of bad implants. Do men like that look where you can see the implant edges like that? It just looks so bizarre to me to see this abrupt transition of skin from the chest wall to the implant edge like that.

Damn straight! Works for me.

not_blueballs

[Jack Manfred]

Where would you go to get a particular bottle of cologne that is not stocked in most American stores?

I've already tried googling the brand, but all I get are European stores...

You cannot order it directly from the manufacturer over the internet.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Skeks in the city

She's a hottie, but I hate that look of smashing the boobs. Jennifer Garner does this a lot also. Blech.

[leagleaze]

Contact the company and ask where you can get it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Contact the company and ask where you can get it.

Check websites of upscale dept stores here. See if any of the European stores you find have websites. See if you can't get some of the snotty coastal people* here to post or PM you the names/contact info of local snotty exclusive Europhile boutiques. Posting the name of the fragrance would probably be helpful, if that is not outable. In that respect, it might have been good to have said initially you wanted to get a special gift for someone, but it's a bit late for that now.

*Not all coastal people are snotty, and not all snotty people are coastal, but large coastal cities are more likely to have stores that stock this stuff and snotty people are more likely to be familiar with such stores