Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You expect us to believe that? You have become quite the egomaniac.

Yes. Speaking of which, my maybe-bf crowned me the blowjob queen last night. Yay!! I rule.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ironweed
Et tu, chubby?

? If you are situated in a nice geo area, having an outdoor office isn't too bad.

gwnc, I'm surprised if that's the first time you've been crowned blowjob queen.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. Speaking of which, my maybe-bf crowned me the blowjob queen last night. Yay!! I rule.

I once held that title, but was stripped of it when a judge found TM's tips written on my hand.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Most Texans are very nice, friendly people. Obnoxious, but nice.

I can't remember ever being rude, on purpose or otherwise, to any service industry person. I'm probably, if truth be known, overly accommodating.

Meant as a reference to reputation rather than a slam on the whole state -- Texans do have a group schtick.

But let me say I find the areas in Texas that vote D are, on the whole, among the nicest and friendliest places on earth; I've always found time spent in Austin, or El Paso, or San Antonio worthwhile and fun.

On the other hand, the parts of Texas that vote R are, in my experience, among the vilest of all cities and to be avoided at any cost.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
gwnc, I'm surprised if that's the first time you've been crowned blowjob queen.

Well, all those other times there wasn't really a "pageant" going on, and those guys in the van weren't really "judges." This, I think, is official.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. Speaking of which, my maybe-bf crowned me the blowjob queen last night. Yay!! I rule.

I'm thinking "being crowned" must be something like a pearl necklace. Did you wash your hair this morning, or are you sporting the "something about Mary" look today?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I once held that title, but was stripped of it when a judge found TM's tips written on my hand.

I'm sure if TM was the judge you would get extra credit for that. I've heard he's trying to get on the judging panel for Miss Blow Job 2005. Something to keep in mind.

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm sure if TM was the judge you would get extra credit for that. I've heard he's trying to get on the judging panel for Miss Blow Job 2005. Something to keep in mind.

Do you think there's a guy in the universe who's NOT trying to get on that panel?

(With the exception of sebby, of course -- that's why he's so special.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm sure if TM was the judge you would get extra credit for that. I've heard he's trying to get on the judging panel for Miss Blow Job 2005. Something to keep in mind.

I think TM would give me demerits for not having the tips memorized.

ET clarify -- I meant, for not having had the tips memorized.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Incidentally, my vain little superficial, wanna-be fashionista heart was elated yesterday when, wandering back from a late lunch, I passed Isaac Mizrahi going the other way and he gave me a double-take once-over and a nod of approval. What he was doing in the financial district is beyone me, but nevermind. Best celeb-sighting I've had in a while; I haven't gotten out much of late. He's really cute in person.

Please tell me how you could possibly know that you were being given the 'nod of approval' versus the 'nod acknowledging the fact that you just recognized me' or the 'nod of fake approval so that I don't have to answer any questions about your current outfit?"

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Just for clarification, are you saying hi to me for bad driving or bad blow jobs?

Unless you're a cabbie, blowjobs.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. Speaking of which, my maybe-bf crowned me the blowjob queen last night. Yay!! I rule.

I need an infomercial. How many of my tips did you use to earn this distinction?

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I need an infomercial. How many of my tips did you use to earn this distinction?

TM

This reminds me of that old expression, "Behind every blow job queen is a big dick."

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I need an infomercial. How many of my tips did you use to earn this distinction?

TM

All of them. You can be an honored member of my court.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I once held that title, but was stripped of it when a judge found TM's tips written on my hand.

STP.

But let me just say that if he was able to read what was written on your hand even midway through the blowjob, you weren't following them correctly, rookie.

TM