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06-21-2005, 03:41 PM
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#2281
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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ketchup
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dude, I'm totally not gay. Jesus, man, I come to chainsaw posts. It does not get any more hetero-manly than that.
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PLF's a lumberjack, and he's ok.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-21-2005, 03:42 PM
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#2282
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Asinine lists
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh, and before I forget, I saw Helen Gurley Brown yesterday in some hideous all-sequin outfit. She has the spindliest legs ever. And a humungous head. Odd-looking woman.
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I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.
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06-21-2005, 03:43 PM
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#2283
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.
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How tall was she? |
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06-21-2005, 03:45 PM
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#2284
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.
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I saw PLF yesterday. He was swimming in a stream of semen.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-21-2005, 03:45 PM
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#2285
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
How tall was she?
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Ever seince you mantrapped Shapeshifter, I have detected that your sense of humor is merging with his. Its kinda sweet. |
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06-21-2005, 03:45 PM
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#2286
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Chainsaws
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only time I've heard it used in its truly proper context was when a friend of mine performed cunnilingus on woman whom the entire party knew had only an hour or so before had sex with another man. Sloppy seconds only exist where one of the parties has not showered after the first course.
To fuck someone shortly after they've broken up with another is "enjoying leftovers.'
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This reminds me of one of my favorite phrases posted on the FB: "I see no reason to eat a cumcake."
Last edited by robustpuppy; 06-21-2005 at 03:49 PM..
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06-21-2005, 03:46 PM
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#2287
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Strong!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: my office
Posts: 268
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Not even TCB?
ETA that I like that I accidentally left the [/SIZE] in there. Is it a BDD?
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Probably not until after midnight, so technically, not today and yes.
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.....I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.
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06-21-2005, 03:47 PM
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#2288
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Sebastian Explains It All.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ZING!!
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Needs Italics.
-- ZING! Timmy
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-21-2005, 03:49 PM
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#2289
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
mantrapped
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I want to go on vacation here.
http://www.mantraplodge.com/
Spree: Mantrap Lodge, on the shores of Big Mantrap Lake. |
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06-21-2005, 03:49 PM
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#2290
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I saw PLF yesterday. He was swimming in a stream of semen.
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Did he flip his kayak? |
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06-21-2005, 03:50 PM
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#2291
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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blink and you'll miss it
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I missed this discussion but the author was not defending that comment -- he was saying that it happens.
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My favorite review of that book:
- Tonight I'm heading out to hear Malcolm Gladwell (yes, he of the hair) read from his new book Blink: The Power of Thinking Without Thinking. The book tries to prove that your instant, gut reactions are actually more intelligent than your considered analyses. The problem, however, is that my instant, gut reaction is that the thesis is clever bullshit, which means that actually reading the book would be a wholehearted repudiation of its argument.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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06-21-2005, 03:52 PM
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#2292
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Sebastian Explains It All.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ZING!!
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I kid sebby because he's like the son I wished I had. |
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06-21-2005, 03:53 PM
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#2293
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I saw Kate Winslet the other day. She looked exceedingly average.
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I'll see your Kate Winslet and raise you a dreamy-on-tv-but-average-in-real-life Evangeline Lilly. Major disappointment. She does have good taste in supermakets though. |
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06-21-2005, 03:54 PM
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#2294
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Asinine lists
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I want to go on vacation here.
http://www.mantraplodge.com/
Spree: Mantrap Lodge, on the shores of Big Mantrap Lake.
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The fish are biting. Book your cabin today. |
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06-21-2005, 03:54 PM
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#2295
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,838
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Chainsaws
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't even know what this means. I do not fuck acrobats or lion tamers, you pool of PLF's ejaculate.
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I forget, is this an insult or a term of endearment?
p.s. I note you did not exclude the bearded lady.
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