Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ironweed
1. SJ would get it from across the room, with a running start. Short strokes, long strokes and everything in between.

2. Thurgreed wears funny shoes, but not as funny as the ones Wonk likes, which look like they've been attacked by a psychotic Keebler elf with a hatpin.

3. Hank asked me to PM him when Chevy leaves and it's safe to come back.

POT (albeit rather pathetic) D.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Throbbing?

Yes. Throbbing oak tree. That fits my analogy perfectly.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Someone in court said "Down to the short strokes."

Did you shout "sexist pig!" and smack him?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes. Throbbing oak tree. That fits my analogy perfectly.

Sap?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Did you shout "sexist pig!" and smack him?

I never said it was sexist. Sexual.

[cheval de frise]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
POT (albeit rather pathetic) D.

The average quality might be better if you posted more often.

CDF

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
1. SJ would get it from across the room, with a running start. Short strokes, long strokes and everything in between.

2. Thurgreed wears funny shoes, but not as funny as the ones Wonk likes, which look like they've been attacked by a psychotic Keebler elf with a hatpin.

3. Hank asked me to PM him when Chevy leaves and it's safe to come back.

Fuck. You.

I was at Court all afternoon- what should have been a short motion call (back by 2), turned into a long bull session-

the other side had just gotten some new loafers. All of us piped in our opinions- the Judge had some strong opinions on AE as it turns out-

anyways, typical Friday afternoon, and what you expect when a bunch of high powered lawyers get together.

Conf to Wonk- I told everyone about the different lasts, and I think the Judge was impressed!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think it's more difficult for a man to not cheat than it is for a woman to have a baby. There. How bout that? We are constantly tormented and teased by ass/legs/tits on a daily basis. Our genes and hundreds of thousands of years of evolution push us to want it. To ensure, like every other species, that we give life the best chance to succeed. Every single day, we fight against what every known lifeform strives to achieve, spreading our seed in as many places as possible, so life can continue on after us. So, stand up, (faithful) men...it's hard goddamn work being us.

I've never heard such eloquence. <sniff.> You've got my vote for whatever it is you're running for. You need a soapbox and a street corner, my brother. Preach on!

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Someone in court said "Down to the short strokes."

harassment lawsuit?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by cheval de frise
Amen, brother. Not to mention the women who flirt with married guys, for whatever reason. The wedding ring seems to be a turn-on for some people.

It shows you can commit.

TM

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It shows you can commit.

TM

Yes, but laydees who get starry-eyed about commitment don't usually like cheaters.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It shows you can commit.

Perhaps. I tend to think that fringey is right, though -- us married guys are just practice flirtees for the babes. Sparring partners, if you will -- used merely to tune up for the main event.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Yes, but laydees who get starry-eyed about commitment don't usually like cheaters.

I still think it's more a "flirting without having to worry he's going to want to go home with you" thing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I still think it's more a "flirting without having to worry he's going to want to go home with you" thing.

If he's still talking to you, he probably wants to go home with you. But b/c he is strong, he chooses not to.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've never heard such eloquence. <sniff.> You've got my vote for whatever it is you're running for. You need a soapbox and a street corner, my brother. Preach on!

TM