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01-20-2004, 11:18 PM
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#2296
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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IKU Bayou Serpent
For no reason whatsoever, I bring you a real-life Klingon wedding. Klingon Wedding
But will they live long and prosper? I can't resist posting the pic.
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01-21-2004, 12:12 AM
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#2297
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Office, door closed.
Posts: 581
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Ghost from the past
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Originally posted by leagleaze
And hey, it is almost our anniversary, maybe we should have a party.
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[JOKE] I'll bring the booze, you bring the chicks. [/JOKE] |
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01-21-2004, 12:17 AM
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#2298
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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IKU Bayou Serpent
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
For no reason whatsoever, I bring you a real-life Klingon wedding.Klingon Wedding
But will they live long and prosper? I can't resist posting the pic.
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I may be desperate, but not that desperate. Spinsterhood, in comparison, isn't such a bad thing. |
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01-21-2004, 12:43 AM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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IKU Bayou Serpent
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
For no reason whatsoever, I bring you a real-life Klingon wedding.Klingon Wedding
But will they live long and prosper? I can't resist posting the pic.
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Proving that, in American society, there is still a place for the ugly. |
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01-21-2004, 12:53 AM
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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IKU Bayou Serpent
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Originally posted by bilmore
Proving that, in American society, there is still a place for the ugly.
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Oh, yeah, that reminds me, it is not just the right-wing bible thumpers that it is still OK to ridicule. You can ridicule the ugly, too.
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01-21-2004, 03:15 AM
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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Poll: Best Unknown Song
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Speaking of folk rock, I have it on good authority that a single play of Pete Yorn's "Crystal Village" has exactly the same effect on female sexual response as an uninterrupted playthrough of the entire Cowboy Junkies "Trinity Session" album. It's potent stuff, so use this information at your own risk.
Whoever suggested HEM's "Halfacre" for this purpose a while back is insane. It's a beautiful song, but only for use in the bedroom if your mate finds despair and loneliness arousing. So basically Less, and I don't see him being a big folk rock fan.
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I suggested Rabbit Songs from Hem. I'm not insane. You're just wrong. Have you listened to the lyrics of the songs on The Trinity Sessions? I'll just give you two titles off the album - "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" and "To Love Is To Bury." Peppy. no?
Besides, I'd rather have my mate depressed before the sex instead of after. But that's just me.
Oh, and the best Sesame Street song is "Rubber Duckie" sung by Kelly Hogan. Sadly, I don't have a link so you can hear her version, but you can buy the album here.
It's not wrong to do a sexy cover version of "Rubber Duckie" is it?
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01-21-2004, 03:37 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Poll: Best Unknown Song
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
It's not wrong to do a sexy cover version of "Rubber Duckie" is it?
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Not if your personal rubber duckie requires batteries: http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgi...EQC=3&TRAN85=N
(spree -- it's a link to a site that sells sex toys and videos; it's pretty mild but has stuff like the phrases "anal safe" and "harness compatible" (with bonus explanatory picture!)) (the duck is neither anal safe nor harness compatible, alas) (nor does it feature "female-penetrating-male scene" which I would suppose applies to videos, not toys) |
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01-21-2004, 03:43 AM
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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Rubber Duckie... in slot one
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
the duck is neither anal safe nor harness compatible, alas... nor does it feature "female-penetrating-male scene" which I would suppose applies to videos, not toys
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I think it could also apply to toys, actually. NTTAWWT.
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01-21-2004, 04:27 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Poll: Best Unknown Song
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Have you listened to the lyrics of the songs on The Trinity Sessions? I'll just give you two titles off the album - "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" and "To Love Is To Bury." Peppy. no?
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Touché. I guess I thought the part about dyin' from minin' for gold was metaphorical or something. Anyway, you can't argue with results. The Appalachian girls really dig it, and they're disproportionately toothless, if you know what I'm sayin' and I think you do. |
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01-21-2004, 04:38 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Poll: Best Unknown Song
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Oh, and the best Sesame Street song is "Rubber Duckie" sung by Kelly Hogan. Sadly, I don't have a link so you can hear her version, but you can buy the album here.
It's not wrong to do a sexy cover version of "Rubber Duckie" is it?
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Wrong? If doing a sexy cover version of "Rubber Duckie" is wrong, I don't want to be right. BTW, thanks for the rec. (It's available on iTunes.) |
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01-21-2004, 10:32 AM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 2,371
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Rubber Duckie (oooh) You're The One
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not if your personal rubber duckie requires batteries
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This certainly would be a good way to hide the vibrator from housekeeping. That said, wouldn't she get a shock when she picked up the duckie to clean underneath and it started to vibrate. |
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01-21-2004, 11:14 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,196
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Bad Kissing Advice
This is a serious question, so while I know I'll get the usual number of smart-ass responses, I would like at least a few serious responses sprinkled in (I know I can count on NB and RT for that, at least).
What's the best way of telling a guy that he's an awful kisser? I've gone out with this guy a few times, and I like him, but he is the worst kisser in the world. I'm not exaggerating, THE WORLD. His kissing technique is so bad that I've considered just not going out with him again and blaming a lack of "chemistry", but I've decided to try to act like a grown up instead and actually talk to him about it.
Guys, how would you like a girl to tell you that your kissing turns her off? How can I say it so that he will listen and adjust, but so that he doesn't hate me? I've never had to deal with this before. Girls, have you ever been successful at getting a guy to change his kissing technique? If so, how?
If it makes a difference, his technique is bad b/c it consists solely of licking my lips (ew ew ew) and then jamming his massive tongue down my throat. That's it. That's the sum total of how he kisses. If I knew for a fact that he would always kiss like that and would never change, I would gladly break up with him right now rather than endure another one of those kisses. But everything else about his seems great so far, so I'm hoping that maybe he can just be re-trained.
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01-21-2004, 11:15 AM
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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IKU Bayou Serpent
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
For no reason whatsoever, I bring you a real-life Klingon wedding.Klingon Wedding
But will they live long and prosper? I can't resist posting the pic.
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Please. I have seen (and worn, alas) far worse bridesmaid dresses.
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01-21-2004, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Top this!
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Leagl,
Never mind Flinty. His cage just hasn't been cleaned in a while.
Confidential to Flinty: Dude. Try to be a bit more complimentary, eh? Think more Guinevere Turner , Jennifer Beals, etc and less Golden Girls.
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01-21-2004, 11:21 AM
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#2310
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Top this!
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I was thinking more...:
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Thurgreed's White Mama? Is that an indie film or the hot new series on the WB?
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