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05-20-2005, 01:13 PM
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#2296
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Attention Please: POLL
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
STP.
But let me just say that if he was able to read what was written on your hand even midway through the blowjob, you weren't following them correctly, rookie.
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I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging. |
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05-20-2005, 01:15 PM
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#2297
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm sure if TM was the judge you would get extra credit for that. I've heard he's trying to get on the judging panel for Miss Blow Job 2005. Something to keep in mind.
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It's a whole new competition. Breasticle day is dead. We need to organize a blowjob competition among the FB Betties. I will judge. The best thing about this is that you get a prize at the end of each performance.
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05-20-2005, 01:15 PM
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#2298
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.
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It's better to pause the blowjob and put a ball gag on the guy, in that situation. Or at least some kind of gag.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-20-2005, 01:16 PM
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#2299
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.
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Your pussy would work well in that respect, too.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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05-20-2005, 01:18 PM
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#2300
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
This reminds me of that old expression, "Behind every blow job queen is a big dick."
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I can't tell if this is one of them there
or a compliment.
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05-20-2005, 01:19 PM
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#2301
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Your pussy would work well in that respect, too.
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You're dumbest. How would I be able to read the tips there? |
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05-20-2005, 01:20 PM
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#2302
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I had to put my hand over his mouth to get him to stop micromanaging.
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Must have been quite a scene. You with your hand over his mouth. He with his hand on the back of your head (hello, RT).
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05-20-2005, 01:22 PM
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#2303
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Retired
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You're dumbest. How would I be able to read the tips there?
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What
I thought the tips were written on your hand. Putting it over his mouth would seem to defeat the purpose, while sticking your pussy in his face would conveniently provide just the right amount of cover for you to consult the tips without being discovered.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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05-20-2005, 01:24 PM
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#2304
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
pussy
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Why do I dislike this word?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-20-2005, 01:24 PM
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#2305
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Attention Please: POLL
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What
I thought the tips were written on your hand. Putting it over his mouth would seem to defeat the purpose, while sticking your pussy in his face would conveniently provide just the right amount of cover for you to consult the tips without being discovered.
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My god man. That was the biggest whiff of all time. You are now crowned the whiff queen.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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05-20-2005, 01:25 PM
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#2306
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What
I thought the tips were written on your hand. Putting it over his mouth would seem to defeat the purpose, while sticking your pussy in his face would conveniently provide just the right amount of cover for you to consult the tips without being discovered.
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This whiffs on so many levels. |
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05-20-2005, 01:27 PM
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#2307
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Attention Please: POLL
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What
I thought the tips were written on your hand. Putting it over his mouth would seem to defeat the purpose, while sticking your pussy in his face would conveniently provide just the right amount of cover for you to consult the tips without being discovered.
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Whiff. She meant it didn't make sense to write the tips on her pussy.
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05-20-2005, 01:31 PM
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#2308
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Back to the good ole days, greed
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's not about money.
Take the job with the cute single boss who plays soccer.
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Funny you should say that. The potential new does play soccer, but she's a woman and I'm a straight soccer playing spinster.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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05-20-2005, 01:31 PM
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#2309
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Guest
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I bet you think this post is about you
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't tell if this is one of them there
or a compliment.
TM
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And I thought Gwinky was an egomaniac. |
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05-20-2005, 01:32 PM
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#2310
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Attention Please: POLL
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Originally posted by ironweed
Just wanted to note that all this wife stuff is a refreshing change from the yo momma schtick that used to prevail around here. I think we're all growing up a little bit, and it makes me proud and kinda sad and wistful at the same time. Carry on.
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Does this mean we have daughter references to look forward to?
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