A sad, constant bid for attention - Page 154

str8outavannuys · 10-03-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Big Hurt is doing just that. Two solo shots in a 3-1 game.

TM

Have you seen the video? You can't put that pitch there to that guy -- especially the one in the 9th. Full marks to 35, but those were served up on a plate.

Hank Chinaski · 10-03-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Have you seen the video? You can't put that pitch there to that guy -- especially the one in the 9th. Full marks to 35, but those were served up on a plate.

any advice on how the Tigers should pitch him?

notcasesensitive · 10-03-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what I love about Spanky. Every time you think he's reached new heights of absurdity, he finds a way to exceed your expectations.

I <gasp> sort of agree with Spanky. Or at least understand what he is trying to say. But I didn't read the entire debate, so maybe he said something a few pages back that was especially offensive or troubling. If so, I'll backpedal and distance myself from him at some later time, I'm sure. Like any good politician would...

str8outavannuys · 10-03-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
any advice on how the Tigers should pitch him?

The kid who throws triple digits gets to challenge him. Everyone else, make him fish for something 6 inches off the outside corner.

Hank Chinaski · 10-03-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I <gasp> sort of agree with Spanky. Or at least understand what he is trying to say. But I didn't read the entire debate, so maybe he said something a few pages back that was especially offensive or troubling. If so, I'll backpedal and distance myself from him at some later time, I'm sure. Like any good politician would...

we need spanky, not some mouthpiece. if you answer challenges to him, he will tend not to post here.

NotFromHere · 10-03-2006, 08:14 PM

Just in time for Halloween. A new, improved version of Thriller.

spree - there is sound. I don't know that it qualifies as music, but that was certainly the intent.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 10-03-2006, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
The kid who throws triple digits gets to challenge him. Everyone else, make him fish for something 6 inches off the outside corner.

Translation: junk-ballers, high and tight.

Spanky · 10-03-2006, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Puh-leaze. He visits all the time, and bitches that people don't cross-post the pictures of scantily clad post-pubescent women.

I come over here every once in a while, mainly to see if the guy that has Woody Harrelson in his avatar has posted any postbuscent women, but rarely get a chance to read the posts.

Less has tried to train me so I can read both boards and not have it suck up too much time, but unfortunately I am a slow learner and don't seem to be able to pull it off.

Spanky · 10-03-2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what I love about Spanky. Every time you think he's reached new heights of absurdity, he finds a way to exceed your expectations.

Cite? And make it a quote because I don't think you have ever paraphrased me correctly.

Spanky · 10-03-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I <gasp> sort of agree with Spanky. Or at least understand what he is trying to say. But I didn't read the entire debate, so maybe he said something a few pages back that was especially offensive or troubling. If so, I'll backpedal and distance myself from him at some later time, I'm sure. Like any good politician would...

Thanks for the support. I appreciate how hard it was for you to do that.

GGG thinks that a forty year old man that tries to solicit sex from a sixteen year old boy is a pederast and he thinks it is abnormal for forty year old men to be attracted to sixteen year olds (male or female).

Here was my response to that:

I wouldn't consider a man that is attracted to or solicits sixteen year olds is a paedophile or a pederaist. I think it is normal for men of any age to be attracted to sixteen year olds. In most states it is not even a crime to have sex with a sixteen year old. It also very common (and was extremely common in our history) for men of all ages to mary sixteen year olds.

Should forty you old men solicit sixteen year olds, no. Should you cheat on your taxes. No. But many men are tempted to. That is just a cold hard fact. A homosexual that tries to have sex with a sixteen year old, is in the wrong. But are they acting on impulses or desires that are abnormal or deviant? Absolutely not.

Hugh Hefner is eighty and has a twenty year old girlfriend. Is that wrong, probably. But there are a lot of men that are jealous of him.

Many sixteen year olds, expecially women, are physically women. That are completely developed. Mentally they may be immature but physically they are all grown up. And to deny that there isn't a physical element to sexual attraction is just ridiculous.

His conduct was wrong because he was in a power position over the boy and for other reasons. But to say that the average homosexual is not physicallyl attracted to some sixteen year old boys is pure B.S. It is just a denial of reality.

Spanky · 10-03-2006, 08:51 PM

A personal example to help support my point:

True Story: In 1994 I was having a party at my house in Tokyo. It was a four story town house and my bedroom was on the top floor. I went up to my room to grab some CDs and found one of my friends (who was also a client who owned a major record label in Tokyo) who was forty three at the time, was talking to really attractive model (who worked for an agency I represented) who I guessed was around twenty. They clearly had been fooling around but stopped when I came in the room.

I detest Prince, and had a large label on my stereo that stated no Prince was allowed on the Stereo. Of course one of my comedian friends, while I was upstairs, put on the Prince song "1999". While I was changing my wine stained shirt, and the two of them were waiting for me to leave, my friend said that he wanted to be in Manhattan for the Millenium and asked the hot model where she wanted to be. She said she didn't care but she would be excited because she was going to turn twenty one just two days before the millenium.

My friend, who had a fifteen year old daughter completely freaked out and immediately left without saying a word. The fifteen year old model looked at me totally perplexed and said "did I say something that caused him to freak out?".

Spanky · 10-03-2006, 08:55 PM

Another post I made when GGG and S_A_M both claimed they were not attracted to young women (or teenage women). I think Not Bob also backed them up.

My response:

You and S_A_M are so full of it, it makes me want to puke. Does your wife read this page? I am not attracted to young women is a bullshit line all men tell older women and you know it. It is similar to "check is in the mail", "if you are innocent you have nothing to worry about" etc.

Are you trying to tell me that anyone who found Tracy Lords attractive in one of her videos is out of the normal? I use to represent a few modeling agencies in LA and Tokyo. When I worked in Tokyo I represented one that did not have a singe girl over the age of eighteen (and all the models were caucasian). They had models that were thirteen. When they had partys every male employee in my firm wanted to go (and every male I knew, regardless of age). When we were at the partys, if we were with females lawyers from our firm all the men would say that they were too young to find attractive, but when the girls left all the men agreed it was amazing how hot these young girls were.

There are many playmates, strippers, pent house pets, hooters employees that are 18 and they don't look much different than they did when they were sixteen.

You would think that at least on an anonymous board idiots like you would cut your B.S. but I guess that it too much too ask.

Replaced_Texan · 10-03-2006, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Thanks for the support. I appreciate how hard it was for you to do that.

GGG thinks that a forty year old man that tries to solicit sex from a sixteen year old boy is a pederast and he thinks it is abnormal for forty year old men to be attracted to sixteen year olds (male or female).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederast Whether or not it's abnormal does not change that it smells very heavily of pederasty.

notcasesensitive · 10-03-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Another post I made when GGG and S_A_M both claimed they were not attracted to young women (or teenage women). I think Not Bob also backed them up.

My response:

You and S_A_M are so full of it, it makes me want to puke. Does your wife read this page? I am not attracted to young women is a bullshit line all men tell older women and you know it. It is similar to "check is in the mail", "if you are innocent you have nothing to worry about" etc.

Are you trying to tell me that anyone who found Tracy Lords attractive in one of her videos is out of the normal? I use to represent a few modeling agencies in LA and Tokyo. When I worked in Tokyo I represented one that did not have a singe girl over the age of eighteen (and all the models were caucasian). They had models that were thirteen. When they had partys every male employee in my firm wanted to go (and every male I knew, regardless of age). When we were at the partys, if we were with females lawyers from our firm all the men would say that they were too young to find attractive, but when the girls left all the men agreed it was amazing how hot these young girls were.

There are many playmates, strippers, pent house pets, hooters employees that are 18 and they don't look much different than they did when they were sixteen.

You would think that at least on an anonymous board idiots like you would cut your B.S. but I guess that it too much too ask.

I think you assume too much about other people to think that you know better than they do whether they are into that sort of thing or not. I would have to disagree if your point is that all men are attracted to the physical qualities of youth. Many are, sure, but all is a stupid generalization that is impossible to support.

Gattigap · 10-03-2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think you assume too much about other people to think that you know better than they do whether they are into that sort of thing or not. I would have to disagree if your point is that all men are attracted to the physical qualities of youth. Many are, sure, but all is a stupid generalization that is impossible to support.

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I think I understand what Spanky's trying to say. Maybe. Yes, culture is oriented to the appearance of youth. Does that = men lusting after 16 year olds? For some, sure. For all, no.

And this whole thing of getting wrapped around the axle of pederasty is kinda dumb. Extrapolating from the point that culture prizes youthfulness all the way to "Hey, guys, when it comes down to it, aren't we all just pederasts?" is neither supportable nor particularly wise.